Rihanna went to a lingerie party because nothing spells Christmas like getting half naked around pine trees.
Ryan Seacrest barely works up a smile or even a stare when the woman in the bikini goes by. He did get excited for a Merv Griffin look-a-like a few minutes later.
Reese Witherspoon had a glass of wine and then drove. Two hours later. Even if it had been right after it was ONE glass of wine.
Rachel Zoe Tweeted a photo of Kaius which is the stylist equivalent of Yeezus.
Ashlee Simpson holds the pinky of Evan Ross. He looks sweaty. Workout in the car?
Simon Cowell has an entire room of his house wallpapered with this pose. Seriously.
Speaking of poses, Sofia Vergara strikes one with Nick Loeb.
Tom Hanks does Christmas shopping. Hell, I would settle for a card from him.
Antonio Banderas is in Aspen.