Tuesday, December 03, 2013

The Zooey Is Not A Nice Person

Over the past two seasons of New Girl, Zooey Deschanel has gone from someone that everyone loves working with to someone that you don't even want to see on set the day you are there. I have limited myself to one blind and reveal about her in that time because I still have a soft spot for her but now Radar says things are getting worse and that she is a tyrant on the set and has started the whole universe revolves around me thing and says that she knows best. When stars get like that, they almost never come back from it. Once you get that first taste of severe kissing butt and get that producer credit and those six figure weekly checks start rolling in and syndication is just one year away and even bigger money you get a huge head. Twenty years from now she will be the same. Her only hope for salvation is a family member like Emily bringing her back down to earth although rumors has it they are not getting along either because Zooey is so out of control. When crew members complain to the tabloids or send me e-mails it is one thing. But, when the cast starts sending you e-mails or "friends" of cast members complaining about someone then it is a big deal.

Still going to watch Elf though.

46 comments:

Henriette said...

I've never been a fan of her cutesy shtick. I've always found her uber annoying and fake.

TalksTooMuch said...

I will always have a soft spot for her because of the booty call song in "Yes Man", whore no more...

Eros said...

I have no opinion on her. Nice post though Enty.

aemish said...

Like somebody said on another site, 'Be nice to the people you meet on your way up since you will meet them again on your way down...'

fancyscreenname said...

I can't unlike her. Just look at that sweet face. Eyes that blue NEVER lie, are mean or unjust....except when they're on a blonde. Such wretched people.

Cassandra Kelly said...

This makes me sad. I adore her.

Renoblondee said...

New Girl is the funniest show on tv. Get it together Jess!

Derek Harvey said...

she annoys me ---and maybe enty will stop calling her "the zooey" now. That irks me even more

fancyscreenname said...

Look at her cheekbones. She obviously a descendant of fairies. ((Smiles lovingly))

Derek Harvey said...

shes a poor-mans winona ryder

Johnny said...

I watch her show for Schmidt and lets be honest, so does everyone else.

aemish said...

Dangitall.. Why did Winona have to get caught trying to shoplift.. why!!

Henriette said...

Does anyone remember that beyond annoying Iphone commercial she did? She was talking to her phone in full make-up and pajamas trying to order tomato soup? I so wanted to reach into the screen and punch her.

caroline david said...

you mean she is unhappy and frustrated about a persistent and costly scheduling problem, and is attempting to find a solution, as she apparently has the authority to do? Oh the diva!

steph said...

@Henriette:

You mean this?

Count Jerkula said...

She was much more attractive as a blond in Elf. If the shower scene had full frontal, it may very well.have been a perfect movie.

auntliddy said...

Am i the only one who mixes her up with katy perry? I mean, they are like twins! Anyway, zoey, stop acting like a bitch.

JSierra said...

Yeah I'm not a fan, but boy do I love new girl! ESP Nick my future lover

PugsterMom said...

Get better writers. This season is boring.

PugsterMom said...

Yeah! I totally agree. What a harpy witch! ;)

caralw said...

What Johnny said. Schmidt FTW!

Flora Goforth said...

@caroline david Care to elaborate?

Seven of Eleven said...

I loved her in Elf (she has a great voice) and like New Girl. Glad this is coming from l̶o̶a̶d̶o̶f̶c̶r̶a̶p̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ Radar so I know it's not true.

Eros said...

Ok shes not so bad. I forgot she was in elf. That's my favorite Christmas movie. So she gets props for that.

500 days of summer takes her back to virtual anonymity - in my head though.

Eros said...

Lol

Moriah said...

She's adorable and funny, and chances are I will never actually meet her or know her, so who gives a real shit? 40 years later we find out that Chevy Chase is a giant asshole, still doesn't change anything.

Lothar said...

OK- I'll say it- There is room in this world for only 598,657 Katy perry's in this world...and Zooey is no Katy Perry.
We are living in the era of the quirky brunette bimbo. She can be seen at the local gay gastro pub eating a double cheese burger with a fried egg on pretzel bread.

AD said...

Haha I was just rewatching an old episode of frasier yesterday. Zooey guest started and she was blonde. She was a bitchy and judgmental character and everyone hated her. Haha :)

Christine Magnotta said...

Holy exaggeration! The article does NOT portray her as being some diva. I'm sorry, but being annoyed that shit isn't done on time isn't being some sort of out-of-control diva…it's called being professional!

k. said...

@Christine agreed! There's nothing more annoying than having a packed schedule yet letting things run over. She sounds like someone who gets things done and holds herself accountable. Good for her.

West End Girl said...

Right? I'm watching out of a constant love for Schmidt and Nick but the Jess/Nick relationship seems to have killed it.

Sarah said...

+ me

Ms Cool said...

I still love She and Him.

Prolonged Exposure said...

She must've had sex or at least a golden shower recently.

Once a mogwai gets wet, things become ugly.

Alicia said...

Sounds like a woman asserts herself on the job and gets called a bitch or a diva but if it were a guy, he'd be respected. I'm not a huge fan of the Zooey but I hate seeing women painted in this light because they dare to have balls.

califblondy said...

Does anyone else remember when old Enty loved her and was possibly a real life friend?

Other than that I got nothing.

MadLyb said...

I love her coloring and singing voice, but aside from that, am not really a fan or a critic.

Count Jerkula said...

Never judge people by their color, MadLyb :P

Paula Beebe said...

This girl is NOT a nice girl.

Paula Beebe said...

This girl is NOT a nice girl.

CJ said...

I figured she was a witch but she sounds like an uber witch.

SeriouslyAwkward said...

When men have lost their patience, they throw fits and start barking orders and no one notices. When a woman loses her patience, she throws a fit and starts barking orders, and everyone thinks she's a super-bitch who has gotten too big for her britches.

I think she's just lost her patience and maybe is a little sick of this project controlling so much of her life. Or maybe she really is a super bitch.

Aoife said...

This is absolutely no surprise. With all the smoke that's been blown up her ass I'm shocked it took so long for this to happen.

Olive said...

Me too. :'(

lostathome said...

Never liked her, never will. Overrated and tries way too hard. No thanks.

di butler said...

Yeah, this isn't just "some woman acting like a dude." Sorry, fans, she is not nice and this isn't new, o it must really be bad. I knew ppl who hated working w her 6-7 yrs ago.