Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Today's Blind Items- The End Of An Era

It is always interesting when this permanent A list celebrity/singer releases a new album or a new year falls upon us because it is usually when she also says hello to a new lover. A female lover. Our long long married celebrity discovered she is a lesbian about three years after she was married. Her husband didn't care because he had more eclectic taste when it came to sex and his wife was not very cooperative or good at giving him what he wanted. He found what he wanted in a string of very well paid escorts and hookers who his wife signed to very strict confidentiality agreements.

Meanwhile our celebrity started off with just a foot or two in the water. Barely even a toe because she was so scared of being discovered.  A bit of a cruel lover our celebrity has moved on over the years and now prefers women in college who are looking to work for the celebrity for a year or two and be her plaything as they travel the world together or just stay in bed for days while the staff takes care of the children and the student takes care of her mistress. This process has been going on for two decades. A steady stream of students from only two locations in the world. Now though there are whispers that our singer is tired of the endless parade and is ready to settle down with one who has now been with our singer for just over two years which is a record. There is even talk that our singer will actually come out and doesn't care what fans think any longer or her very conservative family.

47 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

This is suppose to be Celine

Renoblondee said...

First thought Dolly but this is someone younger I think.

snookiemonster said...

Faith Hill?

A RESIDENT said...

definitely faith hill.

Frufra said...

Celine. "New year falls upon us" = Falling Into You, a big album of hers

discoflux said...

Babs? I mean, I'm sure James Brolin has some SERIOUS kink to him.

discoflux said...

Nevermind. Totally missed the "staff takes care of the children" part.

A RESIDENT said...

she gets the employees from Belmont U.

hothotheat said...

Celine.

sandybrook said...

I thought Celine Dion right away her marriage is a farce.

MBK said...

Faith Hill is from "a devout Christian family."

Janzy75 said...

Gwen Stefani???

Topper Madison said...

Celine's husband is gay. He hit on a gay friend of mine years ago.

Sherry said...

I thought it was Dolly but she ain't got no young'uns.

AJ said...

I've always thought Celine's marriage was a little odd. She married him so so so so young. And quite frankly, her husband gives me the sleazy vibe.

MontanaMarriott said...

I am sure one of the two locations being her hometown of Montreal, Canada and the other somewhere in France so that the woman is French speaking.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Well, good for her. She's found love. Everyone should be so lucky.

Frosty said...

Gloria Estafan?

Sophie Helene said...

As a Quebecer, I also read this as Céline, but I find that hard to believe. To me what did it is the family comment. She is very attached to her family and they are always together on TV.

Also, she has been married for about 2 decades, I think.

She married her husband who was her manager and when she was only famous in Canada, everyone thought it was so odd because it seems like he had been the only man in her life. She publicly was never known to be with any other man than him.

I find that hard to believe it would be CD, but to me it fits. I don't think she'd come out anytime soon though.

Jennifer H. said...

Celine has a new album out, too. Bet this is her.

Senor Salty said...

Janzy got it. Gwen. Bush boy likes the transtesticles.

Harlow17 said...

gwen and gavin haven't been together two decades. on the celine train

BTownGirl said...

What makes me think this is Celine is the line about "discovering" she was a lesbian a few years after she was married. This strikes me as someone that got married either very young or didn't have a whole lot of experience in the dating world before she was married. In any event, I love The Celine Enthusiasm and couldn't care less who she gets her groove on with!!

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Eros said...

Barbara streisand? Mary j blige?

auntliddy said...

I could see her being a lesbian.

Anothergrayhare said...

Celine met Rene when she was 12 or something, and has been with him ever since - yuck. Maybe we she finally matured she realized she was a lesbian, but she is from a very Catholic family. Good for her though if it's true. Doesn't gramps have gambling issues and has had to pay people off in Vegas for groping them or something?

mrjack said...

I don't know why but I would love for Céline to be a lesbian. She's so kookoo when she speaks, it would be hilarious to here her coming out story with all the hand gestures, derpy facial expressions and breaking into song in the middle of a sentence. Please let this be true!

mrjack said...

*hear not here

Basil said...

I read this as Celine. And if she does come out, I doubt it will affect her career very much. As for her family, I doubt they are going to openly disapprove. Who the heck disowns the richest memeber of your family??

NaughtyNurse said...

I was thinking Babs for this.

texas rose said...

Don't know if Faith hill is gay or not but this blind is definitely not her - no way Tim McGraw is doing a string of escorts with confidentiality clauses. He would play the field.

Unknown said...

and if it was Tim McGraw it would be male escorts.

tara17 said...

I read this to be Celine also.

Red said...

Has to be someone with young kids, so that lets out
Babs. I go w/Celine.

MadLyb said...

Celine was my first guess, and I don't know why. The fact that I'm not alone has convinced me this could be the right answer.

To live in a world where too many people didn't try to sleazily burrow under the covers in other's bedrooms and then spit the worst fire and brimstone shit they remembered from the Bible out of their tightly puckered asses? How fucking pathetic and under-sexed do you have to be to do that?

MadLyb said...

It just would be nice if people didn't have to hide their sexuality in the closet out of fear of being persecuted.

The Real Dragon said...

Her heart will go on

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

If this is Celine, and I think it is, it would be easy for her to have french assistants due to her speaking french. Hasn't there been rumblings that they're breaking up, and hasn't Enty been making odd comments with her pics lately??? That marriage has always looked like a sham. Good da gradest Singuah in DA Wurrrldd! But boo on her for using and throwing away young girls, acting just like a man.

The Raving Badger said...

Celine speaks English. Not seeing it as her as she sets up her concert schedule to work around her kids. My best pal works for her. Cannot say enough good things about her or how classy she and her brother are.

di butler said...

"Once, twice, you opennnn the dooorrrrr..."

Get it, Celine.

Frufra said...

@Dragon - best of the entire thread :-)

Frufra said...

@Dragon - shit - best COMMENT.

EllenPo said...

Why haven't any of the college girls come forward, even if there was a confidentiality agreement? I mean all these women over 20 years and it's only coming out now?

TalksTooMuch said...

I doubt very much if lesbians are like old dudes, all about the young 'uns.

crila16 said...

But I love Faith and Tim together. They're one of my favorite couples. Please tell me it's not her.