Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Today's Blind Items

A little shorter than usual today but still just as juicy. This C list celebrity with A list name recognition dumped one of her exes and had her heart crushed after she found out he regularly slept with her B list celebrity/A+ list name recognition sister. It was almost a daily thing from even before the less famous sister started dating the man. Not juicy enough? The man said the reason he loved having sex with the more famous sister is because she would insert coke up her butt and that made everything crazy. The sisters didn't talk to each other for over a year after the breakup.

55 comments:

Tara said...

Nicky and Paris Hilton

Meanie Rhysie said...

Wouldn't that just numb shit out? Count? Help us to understand. lol

A RESIDENT said...

Simpsons

Tina Mallette said...

So given what coke does to the inner lining of one's nose, sister with the coke butt fetish must be making regular visits to a proctologist. Shudder.

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought the whole point of coke was to smell it? You can't smell with your bum, silly!

aemish said...

haha @Rhysie... lol

oh, and what @Resident said. I'll add it was Jon Mayer who couldn't stay away from that 'sexual napalm'

Dena said...

How does one put coke in the butt?

sandybrook said...

Hiltons they aren't talking to each other now according to gossip sites (not that that makes it true)

Dena said...
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MontanaMarriott said...

It was a big thing in the 70's, blowing coke in a butt/vagina. Something about the numbness making the area susceptible for extremely large items to enter.

trainrides said...

The Hiltons

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skimpymist said...

I read somewhere the coke inserted up the butt makes the high stronger and intense. Its like injecting tequila up the butt, it makes getting drunk happen faster but without that pesky alcohol breath.

MontanaMarriott said...

Scoop it up with a slanted straw and blow it into the desired area from the non slanted end.

NomNom83 said...

I wanna know what guy, mid-breakup says, "oh, by the way..." and then informs his now-ex of these details. If true, that guys is a sociopath. Who needs to rub it in like that?!

"It's not you, it's me. I need to be with someone who puts coke up her ass while we fuck. Like your sister. Anyway... I'm gonna need my sweatshirt back. But you can keep using my HBO Go login, if you want."

Meanie Rhysie said...

Okay, for the intense high...got it! Been a long time since I've gotten high and I guess I've forgotten some things. Never did coke up the butt, though. lol

Seven of Eleven said...

WHAT?! Would that make someone an "anal alcoholic"?

This is so weird. Next they'll be doing backdoor Adderall.

A RESIDENT said...

Not with Mayer. Vincent Piazza

MontanaMarriott said...

Urban legend but could be true: When Stevie Nicks was told by her doctor that if she tooted anymore coke up her nose she would collapse it or cause a severe hemorrhage she began to have it blown up her vagina.

Massive G said...

Bam Margera popped Jessica Simpson's ass cherry and she's been a back door beauty ever since.

Kristin said...

What Skimpy and Montana said, but it also depends on dosage. The amount of coke that enters your system makes a big difference in the effects.

Some people use capsules to get it up the pooper, while some put it directly on the penis. I'm not a doctor (professionally) but I'd recommend not putting coke directly on the penis.

skimpymist said...

Well than who was her A list Rapper lover after she divorced Nick. Was it The Game or 50 Cent.

sandybrook said...

I learn so much from you dirty girls! :) (and Count too)

Renoblondee said...

Lmao at this thread!

GatorGirl said...

I had Pop rocks in my vajajay once and it was nottt fun

Tina Mallette said...

I am imagining that using other orifices gets the drug into the blood stream quicker ergo to the brain quicker? Same principle with injecting vs snorting.

Kristin said...

Somewhere in Jersey Count is getting all proud and misty eyed over this thread.

Sugar said...

It's like butt chugging coke! Fun!!! Like who hasn't done that?

Sugar said...

GatorGirl, the fuck did that happen? On purpose? Spill it.

Kristin said...

@Sugar How does one "accidentally" get Pop Rocks in the cooter?

Sugar said...

Well, I imagine it would go something like this; Someone eats pop rocks with their fingers(scooping the rocks out of that cute little package) and then put said fingers in GatorGirl's vagine? And THAT is how babies are made, Kristin! The end. Now go to sleep.

Tina Mallette said...

Hmmm imagine if those fingers had been on habanero peppers.......

Kristin said...

So that's the solid vaginal discharge you've been talking about? Yep. Sweet Dreams everyone.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugar, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that anyone who is sleeping with someone who routinely transitions from PopRocks to sex is on one of those special "notify your neighbours" lists.

Sugar said...

BOOM! Kristin brings it full circle. Good night!

ethorne said...

Coke enemas? Pshhh. I'll be impressed when you tell me she smoked crack from her crack.

Cheryl said...

Huge Stevie Nicks fan here. She did address the rumor in an interview. She says it's not true but she understands why people believe it, considering the amount of blow she did to put a hole in her nose.

Cheryl said...

And the original rumor is that she had an assistant blow it into her rectum because her nose was so damaged.

Freya said...

My guess is the Hilton sisters too.

What is Nicky doing anyway? Still working on that clothing line?

I imagine it would make someone higher more quickly and make things numb back there.

Pogue Mahone said...

Shaking my head.....

Ms Cool said...

The hell?!

Count Jerkula said...

I have heard of broads keistering ecstasy too. Quicker absorption.

Yeah, numbing up the cornhole is dangerous. can't tell if you need more lube, if you get an injury, you won't know to stop, etc.

If a broad asked to have her balloon knot numbed to allow a ride on the Hershey highway, I'd get my face between them butt cheeks, and be like "Num num num num" ;P

Crank Tango said...

I believe the term of art here is, "booty bumping."

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Well what man do we know about that dated two sisters? I thought of Paris/Nicky but Jessica/Ashlee sounds more plausible because I don't think Paris would care that much.

Anothergrayhare said...

Count, doesn't it taste disgusting?

MizMandy said...

I've heard of booty bumping Xanax, but that's a bit much to share that info with my sis.

Basil said...

My first thought was the Hilton Sisters, but for shits and giggles how about her aunts?

And Count is right. Coke would numb the membrane in the anus so if something was causing distress you might not feel it. If anal hurts, it hurts for a reason. You don't want a tear in that area.

maggs said...

I agree with the Simpsons guess..John Mayer saying Jessica was sexual napalm right??

NaughtyNurse said...

Hiltons or Lohans. Take your pick.

Little Broken Bird said...

There was that German guy who was an alcoholic, dude had messed up his stomach so his wife gave him a brandy enema, stone cold dead from alcohol poisoning. Everything gets absorbed into the blood stream quicker up the butt.
@count is right, tongues are safer!

Claudea said...

0_o lmao indeed ^^

Claudea said...

THIS!! ^^

Kassandra said...

Tongue + anus does not equal safe.

Hepatitis, anyone? Or any number of bacterial/viral infectious diseases.

I seriously don't get the analingus thing. Fingers and cocks, hells yes...accidental/incidental tongue, okay. Full-on lick-your-ass or tongue-in-asshole - i just don't see the appeal. I've got a place for your tongue to go, and it demands precedence over my ass. Period.

Butt (lol), different strokes (of the tongue) for different folks. If you're willing to take the risk, good on ya mate.

di butler said...

I once knew a guy who'd done a few stints in the pen, and he once told me that he liked to get his stripper GF messed up and after she passed out, he'd rube coke on her asshole and "rage fuck" her. Yes, he was awful, hence the pen time. It took me a bit to recover from hearing that.

di butler said...

Agreeing that this is probably Wonky and the other Valtrex sis.