One question to ask Kim Kardashian who is required to answer it. What do you ask?
Have you found true joy?
Still riding Kim's jock, Enty?
How much does she charge the arabs
That is seriously a dumb ass question Enty.
Were you born a pathologically, compulsive liar or did your mother teach you?
Please spell IQ.
If she got a class ring.
We want to know less about her, not more.
How do you feel about people who consider themselves a "fan" of yours? Do you detest them as much as a non fan does? Do you think they have mental issues?
Now that that Florida broad that got away with killing her kid is underground, How does it feel to be the most hated woman in America besides your mother?
What purpose do you serve?
Can you please jump off a bridge?
Oh, and can you please take The Village Idiot with you?
Why are you with Kanye when everyone knows he is gay? Oh, never mind, for a sec I forgot you are the biggest fame whore on the planet.
Did you actually have sex with Kanye?
How much fer a rim job and yer turd cutter?
Yes I have, thank you for asking doll!
He's obsessed. It's a little sad, isn't it?
BUT will she be required to answer the question honestly?
OMG Kim Im your biggest fan!!!
How rude! Sheeraz Hasan is a very dear friend
@JSierra: Never expect the truth from a whore.
Right? I started going to Dlisted years ago. This site is as irrelevant as Paris Hilton
Omg Kim, you DO read cdan,
I would never tell a lie
Kim, could you please move to the left? There's a doorknob behind you that looks like it has something INTERESTING to say.
No class ring
I am trying to keep a lower profile these days
I love my fans!
totally Kim—that Bound 2 was very understated and classy
I really doubt I'm the most hated woman in America
What purpose do any of us serve? Not to get too existentialist on you
Depends on which bridge
No, no, no, you have to ask questions that will make her brain explode!
Kim, do you think Stevie Wonder knows he's black?
Kim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Kim, if Harvey Levin falls in the forest, how long would it take your mom to get there and perform mouth to mouth?
Wtf did you do to your nose? Why is there so much space between it and your mouth now?? Hold on this one is better do you know where your child is?? When was the last time you saw her?
It's a sad remark on my family that I have to ask "which one," isn't it?
"No class ring" – truer words were never spoken.
Firstly, I'm clearly not the biggest famewhore on the planet (I'm looking at you, backdoor Farrah). And Ye is definitely straight
Why do you deny having plastic surgery when everyone can see you have a different face than you did in 2006? And 2008? And 2010?
I would love to see her stumble over that one.
Yes, and I still do! He definitely keeps me satisfied
I'm not even completely sure what you said, but I think the appropriate response is "Ew!"
I'll do my best!
@Kim why did you invite Lindsay Lohan to your wedding (the one with Chris—do you remember that one?)
I kno we always bitch about ya ent but this is funny. Good job
Love you Derek doll!
How does it feel to know that the vast majority of the people in this country hate you and your family, but you still have to pretend your relevant? Doesn't it eat away at your soul? Ohhhh wait I forgot, you don't have one.
@Count Now that one was just rude
@Flygirl Of course I do! It keeps popping up on my google alert!
@Megley You sound like you could use a hug!
Whose church is a bigger scam? The Church of Scientology, or the church of Pimp Mama Kris?
Thanks @Derek! We might release the unretouched one sometime. The Franco parody is hilarious! Ye loves it too!!
How does it feel being a whore ?
@seven That first question is just offensive, and everyone knows it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
@Jenna I'm with her right now! She's napping as I type
A lady never reveals her beauty secrets
@Kim: You can PM your answer if you choose to hide behind the facade of discretion. Also, please tell me if I get MSOG or it is just a shoot and scoot deal. If it is just shoot and scoot, I'll clean the pipes earlier in the day so I can last the majority of the hour.
@Derek She's a good friend of my friend Sheeraz Hasan
@Cara Judging by the amount of time this site spends writing about me, I don't think I have to "pretend" I'm relevant
@MISCH That's not very nice. I bet you need a hug too!
What does the fox say?
So how many times have you had a threesome with Kanye and Ricardo?? Oh and who's the bottom??? I would've previously thought it would be Ricardo…but since Ricardo is everything Kanye aspires to be I'm leaning towards Ricardo doing the plugging. I also think Ricardo would be like ewwwwwwww if he had to touch yours or any lady parts…
Am I 100% accurate or just 90?
@Kim Is Bruce Jenner really a cross-dresser? Does she steal designer clothes or do u just give him your Sears line for a discount?
Kim!!! Paper or plastic?
Kim, is Kylie as pissed off for inheriting the Beast gene as we think she is? She and poor Khloe got royally fucked in the gene department.
@Johnny If I remember correctly, "Wa-wa-way-do wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do wa-wa-way-do"
@Magnus I've never had a threesome. And who is this Ricardo?
@Derek Ha! That rumor got started on this site, right? We all had a good laugh about it! Real story? My mom always liked Bruce's hair a certain way, so now that they're separated, he gets to finally grow it out the way he's wanted to for years!
@FSP I can't remember the last time I was even in a grocery store!
@Kim I think he would look much better with short hair.
@Paris Kylie is a beautiful 16-year-old girl! You sound like you need a hug too!
@Derek That's what my mom has been telling him for years!
@Kim can you tell us a good blind item story (a true one!? of course)just give out clues and dont name names
Kim, that is what your Mom has been telling Kylie, which is why that fug chick thinks she can model. It kills her that she does not look like Kendall. We all can see that!
And remember, you don't have legs like Kylie OR Kendall. Leave the ankle strap shoes to the long legged ones, Ms Stumpy Legs.
This post has 77 comments. That's why this page features the Kardashians so much.
Are fame and money worth your dignity? You and Kanye think everyone is jealous of you, but I'd rather be middle class and classy than wealthy and tacky.
@Derek Hmmm…I'll have to think about that one!
haha yeah c'mon Kim —you have been a good sport and MUST know some real dirt about people
Nori just woke up from her nap. I'll try to come back in a bit to answer some more questions!
I am torn between:How much would it cost to make you go away?andWhat did the plastic surgeons put in your butt to make it look like that?
im so confused. was that actually Kim?
Oh, Sanwij. Aren't you sweet?!?! No. Not the real Kim.
@derek Okay, I put one together! This one is going back a few years, but I don't remember it being written about anywhere else. This former A list couple (he: a former boy-bander, she: a singer/celebrity) split years ago. Everyone knows by now about her cheating, but no one talks about his hookups with this at the time A-list reality star from a famous family (hint: we're no longer friends) while he was married
@sanwij It's really me! Nori went back down if you have a question. I can stay and play for a little bit longer!
JT and Paris?!
@MsWeedle The butt is all me! Drive around Glendale sometime, it's an Armenian thing!
thanks Kim btw (if this is really you) fun chatting with you
Oh! My sincerest apologies, Ms. West. Carry on then. Give little Nori a kiss from us!
@Derek Oops, forgot to write that they were married (now divorced)
@Sugar Thanks, I will! She's so precious!
Nic Lachey, Jessica Simpson and Paris
Kim, what is the name of your body double in Bound2?
@Lotta: Photoshop Splicer
@Derek I can neither confirm not deny
@Lotta That's all me! My workout routine has been intense, and breast-feeding had helped too. I was photoshopped, but mostly for the nipples!
WOW. Ignorthed sleeps more than any baby ever. You are so lucky! She also never needs to eat or have a diaper changed, since on the rare occurance we have see you with her, no one has a diaper bag…..
Ricardo Tisci – the one who keeps dressing you in those fugly, unflattering clothes. He's jealous of you.
Hmmm, id ask, if she realises her mother has used and pimped her out for her entire life?
Hey wait a second. Some of these answers are a wee too smart. I don't think you're the REAL Kim are you?
Not a question, but Kim, please tell Kanye I think he is a musical genius. And he should take some speech classes because what he says makes sense lots of the time, but timing. Timing is key. Enjoy the bebeh!
Gotta admit everyone, that was pretty clever and loads of us participated. Now please Enty let that be the end. Thank you very much.
@sanwij, either we're being punked or Entern is fulfilling their half of their contract with the devil (the latter would certainly explain the daily Kardashian posts).
Would you consider giving a fellow fashionista and new Mother a 'Kim Kardashian' makeover? I need a little help to get back to what I was and I just love your style. Ps .. We were pregnant at the same time and I totally felt what you were going through! And I thought you pulled off 'pregnancy chic' very well!
Did anyone try to sit on you when you wore the dress that made you look like our living room sofa? And do you OWN a full length mirror?
How did you grow such a big ass and when do you resume growing a new ass on your front side, shit for brains guttersnipe garbage slut?
What are your top five favorite fiction books?
What's the number for 9-1-1?
what's your number?
Can you name all the men you've had sex with?
@kelgela2: That is a pointless question to ask a whore, because they only count the ones they didn't get paid to fuck.
Yet another hilarious and insightful comment!
seven wins the internet today! We can a go home
If the real KK answered questions As this KK has been, I would say I had a new respect for her!
Tough one Kim….LolSo does that mean that Justin has the herp too?
Dog should have read down further.
How do you hide your penis so well?
Does it freak you out that your mother is trying to look and act just like you? Be careful, she cld be a succubus!
Honestly, Kim, were you more interested in changing your appearance because you felt you were going for your idea of generic formula beauty; or were you trying to erase your original ethnic beauty.
Do you REALLY think anyone gives a flying fuck about you and that you are relevant?
When will you go away? T. W.