Thursday, December 26, 2013

Your Turn

Have you ever had a celebrity hookup? Has Color Me Badd sexed you up? Was John Legend the best you ever had? Did Britney Spears help you seek Amy? Did Johnny Depp want to be your pirate?

110 comments:

Nutty_Flavor said...

Yes, I had an exciting night once with Robert Smith of the Cure, sometime around 1985. I'm showing my age here. Now he's enormous and irrelevant, but he was slim and very new wave at the time.

Count Jerkula said...

Do pornstars count as celebs? What about if you paid em?

Kristin said...

DO NOT BRING UP COLOR ME BADD.

It makes the readers very upset. Remember what happened last time, Enty? Total carnage.

Sugar said...

Not even close but I am all ears and am waiting excitedly for your hooking up with a celeb story. Please don't be shy about the details, mmkay? We're all friends here.

Renoblondee said...

Sadly no. Can't wait to read your guy's stories and live vicariously through them!

JisforMe said...

Not me, but my friend went on a few dates with Michael Douglas a few years ago, about 1 month before her married Catherine Zeta Jones.

Johnny said...

I did have a celeb lick my face.

Runswithscissors said...

No, but I know I might be successful with a few celebs, I look like Salma Hayek and Daniel Craig likes'em exotic looking, I should give it a try if I run into him.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Johnny was the celeb Rin Tin TIN? I hear RTF gets freaky that way.

Runswithscissors said...

I do have a friend who went on a date with Robert Downey Jr., it was a "can you bring a friend for my friend?" Situation. Her friend was dating a married celebrity, they were going to meet for lunch, so he asked her to bring a friend for his friend, his friend turned out to be RDJ. She says he was really nice, down to earth, average guy, during his drug days.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Damon auto correct. R. T. T. NOT as freaky as R D J but who is?

Runswithscissors said...

Oh god!!! Tommy licked your face?!?!

sandybrook said...

I think I wanna get to know runswithscissors!

Pip said...

A friend's relative dated Leonardo Dicaprio for a bit during his Titanic days. I have no stories to give though.

Derek Harvey said...

Nutty---wow that is SOOO cool! I love The Cure and he was HOT in 85. I have met a bunch of celebs but never fooled around with one. My crazy sister on the other-hand was a groupie and has had many flings with musicians

Laurenza Kyle said...

@Nutty_Flavor...OH MY GAWD. I am so very jealous of you! I have loved Robert Smith for EVAR. While he's not so hot now, in his early years I would have killed to kiss that lipstick smeared mouth!

Kari said...

My friends sister dated Val Kilmer- he was super weird and left her a bunch of crazy vms. I had a dude from the band soul asylum kiss me, soooo creepy. Knew someone who blew a dude in the strokes. That's all I got.

hairydawg said...

Holly Hunter touched my wang. It was by mistake, but I'm counting it. Oh, and Christina Ricci was watching. Counting it!

HRHKMiddz said...

NO comment about the time I spent with Sam Elliott. :)

TalksTooMuch said...

I once shared a smouldering glance with Johnny D from Honeymoon Suite

TalksTooMuch said...

You are my new hero, HRH

Derek Harvey said...

haha @TTM my sister did the drummer!

Blondie! said...

I've had a couple of opportunities, but you never know where the dick has been, so I said no.

TalksTooMuch said...

@Derek: she must have been the one doing the shots on stage!

Tinder Girls said...

Rob Knepper (Prison Break, Heroes, Good Night and Good Luck...if I have to list his credits I realize that already makes this story not so interesting) asked my BOSS one night if he could take me home. My boss was his agent, I was the assistant. My boss said "uh, you'll have to ask her." I said no, but later when I went to the bathroom he was showing me where it was (rookie mistake) and he pushed me against the wall and kissed me. Cut to being seated in the car next to him on our way to set the next day(this was the Prison Break days) while he was talking to his wife on the phone.

I also dated Heidi Klum's bodyguard when he was just her bodyguard. He is a WONDERFUL person and always spoke very highly of Heidi and Seal.

Cindy said...

Bruce Springsteen kissed my cheek when I told him I was leaving his business mgmt firm. Does that count?

Derek Harvey said...

it wouldn't be the first and wouldn't be the last...but she was like 16 lol. and when she was 17 she ran off to Montreal with Glass Tiger (another drummer!) and told my parents she was staying the night at a friends house (we were in pickering at the time). 2 days later my parents got a call from the Montreal police saying how she was trying to hitch-hike on the highway home. My dad had to drive all the way to Montreal to pick her up. lol. Since then her taste in rock stars did improve. She had Michael Hutchence 6 months before he offed himself and his crazy wife called his hotel and was screaming at him infront of her. (yes and please dont mention auto-fixation or whatever its called she is my sister *gag*) and many more...shes a mess now though

La Minette Grincheuse said...

I have a wish list, but no actual hookups. If it were to come up, I think I'd pull an @Blondie! Smart lady.

Brenda L said...

My BFF hooked up with the singer from Cheap Trick. He's a cheap trick, after all! :-)

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

I don't fuck these hoes! Some of my friends have tho..LOL

Sugar said...

DETAILS PEOPLE! WE NEED DETAILS!!!

Flygirl said...

During my senior year of college, Third Eye Blind played at my school. After the show, my roommates and I were lingering around their tour bus, and my one roomie ended up going into the bus and hooking up with one of the guitarists. If anyone remembers Eve 6, I drank with the lead singer, but alas, no hook up.

PugsterMom said...

Must have deets.

PugsterMom said...

Someone I know was hooking up with Keifer Sutherland every time he rolled into town. I haven't seen her in a while so that may be a thing of the past. It was just hooking up though; no dating or romance. She said he's nice but wouldn't divulge deets.

Cee Kay said...

Aw, TTM - Johnny D. was HOT back in the day! I don't think he could bring me to a smoulder now, though...LOL

TalksTooMuch said...

I know, right CeeKay?? All that poofed hair, the guyliner...

sifichick said...

I got a creeptastic kiss on the cheek from an actor. I was 12 at the time but I didn't look 12. I looked like I was 16/17. He was in his 30's. It was still creeptastic. I've heard stories about him since then that don't surprise me at all. The guy is a total creeper and thinks WAY too highly of himself. Before he kissed me he said "How would you like a kiss from me?" The way he said it made my skin crawl.

GauchoGirl said...

My friend and I went to the Black Crows concert at UC Davis back in '91. We were walking around the campus in the afternoon and saw Chris Robinson and one of the other band members just hanging out on the lawn. We went over and talked to them and they asked us to meet them at their tour bus a little later. As I was about to get on the bus, one of their body guards asked me how old I was and I said "seventeen". I was in high school at the time and didn't really know the whole thing about being "legal". The body guard told me that I couldn't come on the bus, and we ended up seeing Chris later on before the show and he was kind of annoyed and asked why I didn't tell him my age up front. I guess that was the first time I realized how naïve I was, apparently he just wanted to get laid.

Derek Harvey said...

sifichick---uh actors name please? is it James Woods lol

FSP said...

@Sugar - Eva Mendes has smelly lady parts.

laura ramona said...

You sure you are not Charlie' twin? Lol

Derek Harvey said...

@Gaucho but hes so fucking ugly---is he one of those people that look better in person?

JSierra said...

Huzzah i sent this one in, thanks enty! The night after i emailed him i had a dream that i hooked up with Robin Williams :/ it was weird.

Love all the juicy stories!

Sugar said...

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
You people are too polite and not forthcoming enough! I want to know everything! How long did the sex last, the size of their junk, if they were selfish lovers, if their breath stank, if their hair was greasy. If they cried or sang during it. If they swung from the rafters.
EVERYDANGTHING!

GauchoGirl said...

@Derek, he is really ugly and looked worse in person. He looks skinny in photos, but he looked like a heroin addict. I was just hoping to get on the bus for some free beer and to hang out with the band.

love nugget said...

So jealous

laura ramona said...

Lost my shoe in a Polo club somewhere in Europe last New Year' s Eve. too much champagne on bord and James Hewitt was helping me out. hell of a night.

Derek Harvey said...

haha @Gaucho its ALL about the free beer. or free champagne I learned with my friend who hooked-up with music video director Little X. I got to partake in the drinking part!

lazyday603 said...

Poor Black Crowes having to filter out the young'uns. Bill Wyman's social life in the 60's would have have been a lot less exciting if somebody in The Rolling Stones organization was checking ID's. His memoir is one long string of stories about the high school girls he slept with on tour. Shouldn't be too surprising since he married a 15 year old when he was in his 50's.

laura ramona said...

Same location in Europe got drunk with Sharon Stone and a friend of hers. felt some lesbian vibes there. we were all three smashed.

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High Heels said...

Several, yeah, but they're not famous outside my country. Small country, small circles! You can't go to a bar and not see a celebrity. I was just watching the news couple of hours ago and the weather man was at my friend's place last night. So funny! Another funny incident from years ago, I was watching ice hockey world championships on tv and my friend had slept with both of our goalies!

CridChild said...

Pookie - Was it Aikman? I've always liked him.

Lola said...

Yes. I was 18, he was 29. One of the pioneers (with his band and singularly) in his musical genre who is named as an influence by some of the biggest bands today. Outside of that, I won't kiss and tell to the public at large. We dated for a bit but I had college and well.... I do have some fun stories though, like when an entire bar emptied out because they kicked me out (underage and all) so when the band left with us, all of the fans and groupies cleared out as well. Funny thing, I didn't even drink at the time so they kicked me out for nothing.

lazyday603 said...

Sounds exactly like Troy Aikman. That's good to hear.

Lola said...

Oh, and a pretty famous Aussie athlete (very famous in Australia, pretty famous in the rest of the world, in his sport). I have several lovely love letters from him still.

Sunshine said...

There is

Sean said...

I did have a hookup because a famous person(a singer/rapper type) was at the bar I was in was buying all the drinks. He kept buying shots for everyone, and kind of pushed a cute girl on to me. The cute girl and I later left together.

kerri said...

Lola: I'm guessing if it was Warnie they would be text messages, not actual letters :)

Lola said...

In keeping with not kissing and telling, I will say that he was far more romantic privately than his public persona would have you believe and, while not Warne, I do think all Aussie athletes know/hang out with each other. But that's just an observation from stateside.

iheartjacksparrow said...

Years ago I had a friend who told me she lost her virginity to Tommy Lee. She said he was totally drunk so he probably didn't even know what he was doing.

Spyarella said...

A hook up with Mark Wahlberg, during his Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch days! Let's just say that my friends were quite jealous when those Calvin Klein underwear ads came out!

Count Jerkula said...

Ima guess on pookies blind. Strahan/Giants/yer an Eagles fan/FOX.

Only other one I can think of is Jeff Garcia/49ers/yer a Cowboy fan/ no clue where he works

Count Jerkula said...

@Laura: if I was Charlies twin, i'd be too busy laying pipe to post here.

Kara said...

I hung out at a hotel bar with David Thewlis one night (before he was in Harry Potter) and partied with Sting one night. But I was drunk and didn't realize it was Sting until he was leaving.

No hookups. I'm just a genial drunk.

Count Jerkula said...

If that is my fiesty Lola dropping blinds, im gonna guess Jello Biafra and pro wrestler Outback Jack.

Melpomene25 said...

My friend got coked up with George Clooney and was in the room while he was screwing her friend (who was also a female). She said he was talking the whole time saying shit to her friend like "imagine I'm pulling up to your house to take you on a date and you're wearing a red dress..." She said it was weird and tripped her out. Lol

Sugar said...

OOOH! Good one, Melpomene!

Melpomene25 said...

Thank you! I think I will try to pry more info from my friend next time we're together.

EllenPo said...

Melpomene, how long ago was that? Good one!

Rhody said...

Had dinner with U2 on my birthday in London years ago. A family member is friends with them. It was awesome. I sat next to Larry the drummer, who I always loved.Bono offered me some "really good weed". They were all so freaking nice - not a hint that they were the biggest band in the world (which they were at the time). We then walked to a club. On the walk there Bono sang "girl, you'll be a woman soon" to me. Best night of my life.

julibruin said...

Flirting heavily with Ryan Gosling and sharing a beer, but that was all. Made out with Thom Yorke from Radiohead back during The Bends era.

AndyCane said...

My cousin had a night of passion, during a camping trip, with Pedro while he was filming Napoleon Dynamite. I sat next to Bobby Brady during a showing of It's a Wonderful Life. That's all I got.

Karen said...

My flatmate hooked up with Mark Feehily of the band Westlife (before he suddenly became gay). She said he was very nice. Lol!

Lola said...

Well shit. I didn't know it was going to be that easy.

Melpomene25 said...

@ EllenPo, it was pre Sarah Larson. So it's been a while. They were also Vegas cocktail waitresses. ;)

Hammer_Girl said...

Oh god I can't believe I'm gonna admit this, I made out with Fred Durst when I was like 19.

hothotheat said...

@Melpomene25 So this was early/mid 2000's? Ugh, I can forgive that corny talk if it was early 1990's but in the last 10 years....no. Thanks for info though.

I've waited on a few celebs (way back in the 80's) but never a hookup.

Melpomene25 said...

@hotheat, yeah that definitely killed my lady boner for him. Maybe the drugs are to blame! Especially, since gossip has alluded to the fact that he is into some freaky stuff!

Claudea said...

You are my new hero! :) ^^ i bet Sharon Stone is a hillarious drunk. Is she as clever as it's been rumored?

Sherry said...

HRHK. BIOTCH SPILL! Sam Elliott=hawt.

Diane said...

Before or after he got together with his longtime love? Because if he is a cheater, I will be very sad.

Count Jerkula said...

It was Feisty Lola. Merry Christmas, Betch. It is a good thing we just argue, I couldn't follow Jello. He prolly tore it up, and I could never compete with that. I could probably do better than Outback Jack though.

I you have some drinks New Years Eve and feel a lil saucy, feel free to dose my inbox with a selfie or 2. Clothed is fine. I won't share it.

Sarah said...

Sugar I love you so much right now

Sarah said...

You are either my hero or my enemy , julibruin.

Sherry said...

I did a really cute MTV VJ after he was off the air. I was just thinking about him today. He told me I had the nicest body. It was a lovely night in NYC.

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Portland Foodie said...

My kids adored strahan back in the day, hope it's him. The only sketchy thing is marrying Eddie Murphy's ex. Too weird

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Jerry said...

Callie Thorne once favorited one of my tweets. That's probably about as close as I'm ever gonna get.

laura ramona said...

She is still very beautiful aging great. she looks better than on screen. the conversation was witty but the glasses slowed everybody down a bit. I understood she does some charity but dunno if it was the glass talking or she was serious about her ideas. she is very hot anyway and I did not get the bitch vibe from her. au contraire. well she left after an hour gave me her phone number. probably a fake drunkrn one. not sure as I m witty too so I never stalk ppl

Sass71 said...

A couple of pro wrestlers. I lied about my age with one of them. Very nice guys.

RowdyRodimus said...

Hooked up with a girl who used to appear in TNA during the early days and still plays a small role with the company, just not on camera or in creative.

She was at the bar my brother bounces at and he told her about me when he found out she used to be in TNA. She took his phone and found my number (he told her I never answer numbers that aren't from family lol).

I went there and at the end of the night she came back here with me and my brother ended up with her friend.

She was a FREAK. Count, Massive and Harry would've loved her. I'm sure Count has at least heard of her.

Not giving the name but here's a few clues- She was never in WWE, appeared on camera a lot during the early years of TNA, wasn't a wrestler and turned those appearances into a new career.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Sass, give clues. Saying a couple of wrestlers doesn't help any lol All the boys are horn dogs lol

Count Jerkula said...

I'll have to guess Rowdy's later when I am at my laptop.

Sass, please tell us the promotion they were working for and time frame. If they were nice guys, that should rule out ECW.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Rose McGowan eye fucked me pretty hard once at the Whole Foods on 3rd & Fairfax. Still kinda regret not shooting at her. She was pretty hot in that moment. But she just got out of her thing with Manson and I'm herpes paranoid.

MirandaPriestly said...

DeMarco Murray from the Dallas Cowboys

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MarBro said...

I've never been fortunate enough to run into celebrities that I am attracted to. Then again, there aren't many. I find most of them to be skeevy. The ones I've run into have been of the skeevy variety. Donnie Wahlberg flirted with me. No thanks. Charlie Sheen smiled at me and waved. Um, hell no. Bill Clinton flirted with me, eye fucked me and stroked my hand, which was super gross considering his track record and he is OLDER than my parents. Again, hell no.

I'm terribly envious of the Sam Elliott chick on this thread. He is definitely my type. I love rugged men. They are so few and far between in Hollywood these days. I want to run into Sam Elliott. Then again, he's older than my parents and somehow, I don't find that to be gross. I'd do him anyway and I'd call him daddy if he wanted me to. TMI.

Pythia said...

I hooked up with Bruce Willis in the mid-1980s as he was just becoming famous. Very average (smallish) unit and he lasted only a couple minutes. Lousy lay over all.

Amy said...

I smoked a joint with Greg Almond. And my friend hooked up with nine inch nails and went on tour through 8 cities with them. Yeah that was a hellava ride! Literally!

SnowCherries said...

Jealous!! How awesome!

SnowCherries said...

Ha!

SnowCherries said...

Love this!

Leo said...

God what was that like??

Iva Bigbody said...

Although I didn't "hook up" with or kiss or anything like that, I did however have a wonderfully fun and extremely flirty time at Robert's Western World in Nashville with Reese Witherspoon back about 1997. She was positively delightful. Such a happy/friendly girl. She's a toucher, she's the kind that grabs your arm, playfully pushes you, touches your face etc. It was a terrific night.

Dennis Ailor said...

My wife's bff partied with johnny Knoxville before his 2nd wife. He's very nice to women he dates, not a jackass. My wife's sister went to school with Kenny Chesney, we laugh at woman that actually like him. He's known to be a little guy.

Dennis Ailor said...

My wife would be jealous.

Dennis Ailor said...

Id think that would be a painful way to lose a virginity. ..just saying