Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Your Turn

One question to ask Kim Kardashian who is required to answer it. What do you ask?

124 comments:

shopgirl said...

Have you found true joy?

VIPblonde said...

Still riding Kim's jock, Enty?

Poni-Tayl said...

How much does she charge the arabs

Renoblondee said...

That is seriously a dumb ass question Enty.

West End Girl said...

Were you born a pathologically, compulsive liar or did your mother teach you?

D Brown said...

Please spell IQ.

FSP said...

If she got a class ring.

kelly said...

We want to know less about her, not more.

Derek Harvey said...

How do you feel about people who consider themselves a "fan" of yours? Do you detest them as much as a non fan does? Do you think they have mental issues?

Senor Salty said...

Now that that Florida broad that got away with killing her kid is underground,
How does it feel to be the most hated woman in America besides your mother?

Craig said...

What purpose do you serve?

Wen said...

Can you please jump off a bridge?

Wen said...

Oh, and can you please take The Village Idiot with you?

Simon said...

Why are you with Kanye when everyone knows he is gay? Oh, never mind, for a sec I forgot you are the biggest fame whore on the planet.

Flygirl said...

Did you actually have sex with Kanye?

Count Jerkula said...

How much fer a rim job and yer turd cutter?

Kim Kardashian said...

Yes I have, thank you for asking doll!

Kim Kardashian said...

He's obsessed. It's a little sad, isn't it?

JSierra said...

BUT will she be required to answer the question honestly?

Derek Harvey said...

OMG Kim Im your biggest fan!!!

Kim Kardashian said...

How rude! Sheeraz Hasan is a very dear friend

Count Jerkula said...

@JSierra: Never expect the truth from a whore.

Kim Kardashian said...

Right? I started going to Dlisted years ago. This site is as irrelevant as Paris Hilton

Flygirl said...

Omg Kim, you DO read cdan,

Flygirl said...
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Kim Kardashian said...

I would never tell a lie

Megley said...

Kim, could you please move to the left? There's a doorknob behind you that looks like it has something INTERESTING to say.

Kim Kardashian said...

Intelligence Quotient

Kim Kardashian said...

No class ring

Kim Kardashian said...

I am trying to keep a lower profile these days

Kim Kardashian said...

I love my fans!

Derek Harvey said...

totally Kim---that Bound 2 was very understated and classy

Kim Kardashian said...

I really doubt I'm the most hated woman in America

Kim Kardashian said...

What purpose do any of us serve? Not to get too existentialist on you

Kim Kardashian said...

Depends on which bridge

Seven of Eleven said...

No, no, no, you have to ask questions that will make her brain explode!

Kim, do you think Stevie Wonder knows he's black?

Kim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Kim, if Harvey Levin falls in the forest, how long would it take your mom to get there and perform mouth to mouth?

Jennabean said...

Wtf did you do to your nose? Why is there so much space between it and your mouth now?? Hold on this one is better do you know where your child is?? When was the last time you saw her?

Kim Kardashian said...

It's a sad remark on my family that I have to ask "which one," isn't it?

Seven of Eleven said...

"No class ring" - truer words were never spoken.

Kim Kardashian said...

Firstly, I'm clearly not the biggest famewhore on the planet (I'm looking at you, backdoor Farrah). And Ye is definitely straight

parissucksliterally said...

Why do you deny having plastic surgery when everyone can see you have a different face than you did in 2006? And 2008? And 2010?

I would love to see her stumble over that one.

Kim Kardashian said...

Yes, and I still do! He definitely keeps me satisfied

Kim Kardashian said...

I'm not even completely sure what you said, but I think the appropriate response is "Ew!"

Kim Kardashian said...

I'll do my best!

Derek Harvey said...

@Kim why did you invite Lindsay Lohan to your wedding (the one with Chris---do you remember that one?)

Jennabean said...

I kno we always bitch about ya ent but this is funny. Good job

Kim Kardashian said...

Love you Derek doll!

Caraface said...

How does it feel to know that the vast majority of the people in this country hate you and your family, but you still have to pretend your relevant? Doesn't it eat away at your soul? Ohhhh wait I forgot, you don't have one.

Kim Kardashian said...

@Count Now that one was just rude

Kim Kardashian said...

@Flygirl Of course I do! It keeps popping up on my google alert!

Kim Kardashian said...

@Megley You sound like you could use a hug!

steph said...

Whose church is a bigger scam? The Church of Scientology, or the church of Pimp Mama Kris?

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks @Derek! We might release the unretouched one sometime. The Franco parody is hilarious! Ye loves it too!!

MISCH said...

How does it feel being a whore ?

Kim Kardashian said...

@seven That first question is just offensive, and everyone knows it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Kim Kardashian said...

@Jenna I'm with her right now! She's napping as I type

Kim Kardashian said...

A lady never reveals her beauty secrets ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@Kim: You can PM your answer if you choose to hide behind the facade of discretion. Also, please tell me if I get MSOG or it is just a shoot and scoot deal. If it is just shoot and scoot, I'll clean the pipes earlier in the day so I can last the majority of the hour.

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek She's a good friend of my friend Sheeraz Hasan

Kim Kardashian said...

@Cara Judging by the amount of time this site spends writing about me, I don't think I have to "pretend" I'm relevant

Kim Kardashian said...

Definitely Scientology

Kim Kardashian said...

@MISCH That's not very nice. I bet you need a hug too!

Johnny said...

Kim

What does the fox say?

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

So how many times have you had a threesome with Kanye and Ricardo?? Oh and who's the bottom??? I would've previously thought it would be Ricardo...but since Ricardo is everything Kanye aspires to be I'm leaning towards Ricardo doing the plugging. I also think Ricardo would be like ewwwwwwww if he had to touch yours or any lady parts...

Am I 100% accurate or just 90?

Derek Harvey said...

@Kim
Is Bruce Jenner really a cross-dresser? Does she steal designer clothes or do u just give him your Sears line for a discount?

FSP said...

Kim!!! Paper or plastic?

parissucksliterally said...

Kim, is Kylie as pissed off for inheriting the Beast gene as we think she is? She and poor Khloe got royally fucked in the gene department.

Kim Kardashian said...

@Johnny If I remember correctly, "Wa-wa-way-do wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do wa-wa-way-do"

Kim Kardashian said...

@Magnus I've never had a threesome. And who is this Ricardo?

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek Ha! That rumor got started on this site, right? We all had a good laugh about it! Real story? My mom always liked Bruce's hair a certain way, so now that they're separated, he gets to finally grow it out the way he's wanted to for years!

Kim Kardashian said...

@FSP I can't remember the last time I was even in a grocery store!

Derek Harvey said...

@Kim I think he would look much better with short hair.

Kim Kardashian said...

@Paris Kylie is a beautiful 16-year-old girl! You sound like you need a hug too!

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek That's what my mom has been telling him for years!

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Derek Harvey said...

@Kim
can you tell us a good blind item story (a true one!? of course)just give out clues and dont name names

parissucksliterally said...

Kim, that is what your Mom has been telling Kylie, which is why that fug chick thinks she can model. It kills her that she does not look like Kendall. We all can see that!

And remember, you don't have legs like Kylie OR Kendall. Leave the ankle strap shoes to the long legged ones, Ms Stumpy Legs.

heehee

FS said...

This post has 77 comments. That's why this page features the Kardashians so much.

Ryder's Momma said...

Are fame and money worth your dignity? You and Kanye think everyone is jealous of you, but I'd rather be middle class and classy than wealthy and tacky.

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek Hmmm...I'll have to think about that one!

Derek Harvey said...

haha yeah c'mon Kim ---you have been a good sport and MUST know some real dirt about people

Kim Kardashian said...

Nori just woke up from her nap. I'll try to come back in a bit to answer some more questions!

MsWeedle said...

I am torn between:
How much would it cost to make you go away?
and
What did the plastic surgeons put in your butt to make it look like that?

sanwij said...

im so confused. was that actually Kim?

Sugar said...

Oh, Sanwij. Aren't you sweet?!?! No. Not the real Kim.

Kim Kardashian said...

@derek Okay, I put one together! This one is going back a few years, but I don't remember it being written about anywhere else. This former A list couple (he: a former boy-bander, she: a singer/celebrity) split years ago. Everyone knows by now about her cheating, but no one talks about his hookups with this at the time A-list reality star from a famous family (hint: we're no longer friends) while he was married

Kim Kardashian said...

@sanwij It's really me! Nori went back down if you have a question. I can stay and play for a little bit longer!

Derek Harvey said...

JT and Paris?!

Kim Kardashian said...

@MsWeedle The butt is all me! Drive around Glendale sometime, it's an Armenian thing!

Derek Harvey said...

thanks Kim btw (if this is really you) fun chatting with you

Sugar said...

Oh! My sincerest apologies, Ms. West. Carry on then. Give little Nori a kiss from us!

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek Oops, forgot to write that they were married (now divorced)

Kim Kardashian said...

@Sugar Thanks, I will! She's so precious!

Derek Harvey said...

Nic Lachey, Jessica Simpson and Paris

LottaColada said...

Kim, what is the name of your body double in Bound2?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lotta: Photoshop Splicer

Kim Kardashian said...

@Derek I can neither confirm not deny ;)

Kim Kardashian said...

@Lotta That's all me! My workout routine has been intense, and breast-feeding had helped too. I was photoshopped, but mostly for the nipples!

parissucksliterally said...

WOW. Ignorthed sleeps more than any baby ever. You are so lucky! She also never needs to eat or have a diaper changed, since on the rare occurance we have see you with her, no one has a diaper bag.....

Jacq said...

Ricardo Tisci - the one who keeps dressing you in those fugly, unflattering clothes. He's jealous of you.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Hmmm, id ask, if she realises her mother has used and pimped her out for her entire life?

Sherry said...

Hey wait a second. Some of these answers are a wee too smart. I don't think you're the REAL Kim are you?

TalksTooMuch said...

Not a question, but Kim, please tell Kanye I think he is a musical genius. And he should take some speech classes because what he says makes sense lots of the time, but timing. Timing is key. Enjoy the bebeh!

Sherry said...

Gotta admit everyone, that was pretty clever and loads of us participated. Now please Enty let that be the end. Thank you very much.

sanwij said...

SO CONFUSED.

Seven of Eleven said...

@sanwij, either we're being punked or Entern is fulfilling their half of their contract with the devil (the latter would certainly explain the daily Kardashian posts).

liberty harlow said...

Would you consider giving a fellow fashionista and new Mother a 'Kim Kardashian' makeover? I need a little help to get back to what I was and I just love your style.
Ps .. We were pregnant at the same time and I totally felt what you were going through! And I thought you pulled off 'pregnancy chic' very well!

Anothergrayhare said...

Did anyone try to sit on you when you wore the dress that made you look like our living room sofa? And do you OWN a full length mirror?

Massive G said...

How did you grow such a big ass and when do you resume growing a new ass on your front side, shit for brains guttersnipe garbage slut?

Gytrash said...

What are your top five favorite fiction books?

Tru Leigh said...

What's the number for 9-1-1?

NYer said...

what's your number?

kelgela2 said...

Can you name all the men you've had sex with?

Count Jerkula said...

@kelgela2: That is a pointless question to ask a whore, because they only count the ones they didn't get paid to fuck.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yet another hilarious and insightful comment!

Secondbecky said...

seven wins the internet today! We can a go home

Secondbecky said...

If the real KK answered questions As this KK has been, I would say I had a new respect for her!

Secondbecky said...

Tough one Kim....
Lol
So does that mean that Justin has the herp too?

Secondbecky said...

Dog should have read down further.

NaughtyNurse said...

How do you hide your penis so well?

auntliddy said...

Does it freak you out that your mother is trying to look and act just like you? Be careful, she cld be a succubus!

Mari said...

Honestly, Kim, were you more interested in changing your appearance because you felt you were going for your idea of generic formula beauty; or were you trying to erase your original ethnic beauty.

Ray said...

Do you REALLY think anyone gives a flying fuck about you and that you are relevant?

T. W. said...

When will you go away? T. W.