Just remember that if you are one of the many that get a chance to have sex with or pay for sex with this former B list primarily television actress and now a reality standby, that the reason she split with her most recent husband is because she gave him the herp. Probably got it from her first husband, but no one is for sure.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
You have to hand it to the various writing staffs of late night talk shows trying to keep things fresh when you have a celebrity making their 6th late night appearance in a week. Conan might have outdone everyone with this bit with Ryan Gosling.
September 11, 2009
#2 - This foreign born C list actress more famous for her modeling career than her acting was spotted making out with a random party goer in a corner of a room a couple of days ago. Oh, she is married.
#3 & 4 - This NBA all star was seen going into his hotel room with two women while his B list television actress significant other was nowhere to be seen.
#2 - Elizabeth Hurley
#3&4 - Tony Parker & Eva Longoria
August 5, 2009
This B list cable television and sometime feature movie actor recently took part in a contest with an organization which allowed for several lucky winners to meet him at an event. Everything went fine, but our actor seemed to spend a great deal of time focusing on one female fan in particular. He focused in on her so much that they ended up having sex in his dressing room at the event. What neither of them realized at first was the walls in the dressing rooms were paper thin. They finally realized it when they could hear the people in the surrounding dressing rooms laughing at them because the actor kept asking the fan during sex if she liked f**king a star.
Meanwhile, Jennifer Lawrence has dumped her boyfriend Nicholas Hoult. Apparently he was not playing by her rules and her rules are very simple and straightforward. So, she moves on. Not out of the place she shares with her family, but moves on.
This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier.
They used to hate each other. A lot. He creeped her out. She used to feel sick when she saw him. Now though, this A list all movie actress has changed her tuned and has been sharing the bed with this A+ list all movie actor. The problem is that she will get hurt. He will cheat. He was cheating on his girlfriend with the A list actress so you know that will continue.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Ellen Barkin sitting on the ground in NYC while wearing a fur and yelling at someone on the phone. How can that not be the top photo?
Three parts today.
Apparently Kate Middleton is too polite to say what the rest of us are thinking about her official portrait. It is just not her and looks not great at all.
This just about A list mostly television actress has decided that no one wants her anymore and she misses being the center of attention. Back in the day she could get anyone she wanted and now the only guys asking her out are all 20 years older than her. She still wants the dream, but is spending most nights alone in her house in her sweats so don't be surprised if for the first time ever she does something that guys have wanted her to do for 15 years. Playboy.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
It is Friday time and it is hard to believe that it is only 11 days into the new year. Seriously, it feels like forever. The weeks after the holidays drag on and on and there are no gift baskets left in the office to make everyone smile. It is kind of depressing. Tomorrow and Sunday I will be blogging and tomorrow I will have a reveal or two from the archives. I love looking at those old blinds from way back in the day. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer and would love to see you over there.
You don't see her at all anymore. She used to be A list. Everywhere. She had talent in multiple areas and it was rare that a day or two would go by and you would not hear her name. Everything was great until he sunk his claws into her. The guy, an A list mostly movie actor, did what he has done to so many, but this time he destroyed someone's life. He loves f**king with a woman's head and making her feel like she is the lowest person on earth and that they need him to survive. usually he pays for that privilege or they catch on real quick and dump him, but sometimes, like with our former A lister, he made her feel worthless, got her hooked on drugs and booze and made her so dependent on our actor that she tried to kill herself twice and ended up in rehab and a mental institution. He would tell her to come over and then make her wait outside while he just screwed around and she never left. He might be just watching television with his friends and they would stare at her outside, just waiting. Eventually he would come get her. Sometimes he would be nice, but most of the time he would just have sex with her and then send her on her way. It is almost like our actor has taken his screen image and has become him. Every year he just gets more evil.
It has been a few months since everyone has had a chance to plug what they want to plug so please take this opportunity to post anything you want about charities or your band's music or recipes or your garage sale or your products you sell or whatever you want.
This former almost B+ list all movie actress dropped to a C and was hovering around a D. She tried to bring herself back up by getting involved in a relationship with what she perceived to be a bigger celebrity than her. She got some press, but it was not until she managed to get a hot television show that she began to climb back up the list. Even though she is still a B- she acts like she is A+ and expects to be treated like it. Her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star on the show called her out in front of everyone and said she got a lucky break and to treat everyone accordingly. Has not happened.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:00 AM
This C+ list talent wise all movie actress with A list name recognition was recently shut down with her new toy by her overly protective husband who suspected she was talking to an old flame of hers who has popped back into her life. He also is making sure that she is accompanied when she gets a nice big paycheck soon. He knows that if she was left alone without him for the week she will be gone that she will never come back.
This B list celebrity who wishes she was A list and thinks to herself she probably is has sent her actor husband to another part of the house for a week. She says that if he is going to act like a kid and cheat on her then he can sleep in the kids rooms. She also has taken off her wedding ring.
A lot of smaller movie theatres have been struggling because they do not have the money to convert to all digital. A fundraiser was held at a movie theatre here in town to save a small place and the event was not doing that well until this A+ list all movie actor who is very well known on this site asked how much the cost would be and wrote a check for $60K on the spot. The other money raised that night went to replace the older seats.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Dear mom (Beyonce) and dad (Jay-Z). I don't understand why you brought me to the Bahamas and are forcing me to sit at this table and sign autographs while you get your yacht on. Love, Blue Ivy (c)2013