Yeah, it is as funny as you would think it would be.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
February 9, 2007
This B-list actor will basically work for food. OK, so maybe that makes him C-list, but he was in one of my all-time favorites, so I want to make him a B. But he was a jerk in that movie and in real life, so back to C he goes. Anyway, while filming his latest Tori Spelling-specialty, he met this actress who thought our actor was cute and he was divorced and thus worthy of a date or two. After the first date, she really thought this could be something nice. Then someone on the set warned her about why our actor got divorced. Whoops! No more dates and a really cold shoulder. When they had lines together or had to kiss, it was sterile and clinical. He really is thinking of only working overseas, because the women in Hollywood have him pegged and no one who knows the full story of his divorce wants to work with our actor.
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February 7, 2007
There were plenty of drugs to be found throughout the week, but for sheer volume consumed per person this sometime actress/sometime singer/sometime model definitely took home first prize. Witnessing her awesome use of coke in corners, bathrooms, backstage, and sometimes even in the open, there was just awe that this person was till alive, let alone even had a nose remaining.
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February 2, 2007
This ambiguous rocker but not a rock star has found a new flame. Everyone says she is the spitting image of his ex. I guess our rocker does not agree though because he makes her wear wigs and act like his ex whenever they rock the bed. She is growing tired of it, but does not want to lose her possible meal ticket and so just smiles and does what he says.
Marilyn Manson/Evan Rachel Wood
Tori Locklear is a teen who wanted to help other teens learn to curl their hair. So, she did what many teens do and made a video. Well, perhaps Tori should have practiced a couple of more times before recording herself because she burns off a huge chunk of her hair. The look is priceless and is worth the time to watch it on its own. The world agrees and in a week she has amassed about 6M hits. Well, Tori, besides being a future horrible cosmetologist, is a One Direction fan. So, when you go to the video there is a plea to tweet her mishap to One Direction because you know, nothing gets them more excited than dating a 16 year old who can burn her own hair. If she does happen to meet One Direction from this, then rest assured, middle schools and high schools around the world will be filled with teens sporting scorch marks on their head.
January 11, 2007
If you are involved romantically with an actor or actress, you really should think 2,3,4, or even five times before letting them run off to some international movie set leaving you home alone. (I know what you are thinking/too easy) Well this actress has taken a shine to her new castmate. From the time filming started recently, they could not get enough of each other. She has been dating the same guy for awhile and this break from the mundane is exactly what she needed. At first she was going to treat it just as a fling. Not usually a tabloid victim means she can do what she wants and who she wants without much trouble. The problem is she has started to fall for her co-star and is maybe even PG(not like the movie). Her current boyfriend meanwhile is just waiting for his girlfriend to come home.
Friday, February 22, 2013
The scariest photobomb of all time gets the top spot.
Katie Holmes is back in Los Angeles. Oh, how I would love it if she would stop by the basement for a cocktail.
Three parts today.
Mario Lopez takes his wife out for the first time since announcing she is expecting their second child.
The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor's wife. Just way younger.
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It is Friday. It is also National Margarita Day soooo, today should be fun. Usually I like my tequila straight. You know, to make sure I don't top out at 400 pounds, but today I imbibe in all kinds of wonderful margarita goodness and I figure I can make it until about noon my time and lunch which will turn into some more drinks which will necessitate me not returning to the office which will make this the start of a wonderful weekend. Speaking of weekends, I will be here all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. On Sunday I will have two open Academy Award posts in the afternoon. One will be for the red carpet and one for the show. Apparently when there is just one it gets really confusing due to the high number of comments. Oh, and I would love for you to follow me on Twitter where I say things I don't always say here and often say them drunk on the weekends. Plus, when I get to 20,000 followers I have a juicy reveal. I am @entylawyer
This actress is a walking blind item. If you thought Jessica Chastain was a walking blind item, then this B- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show is a running blind item. She is filled with them and they just tangle themselves all up. Over the past few months I have spoken to enough people to fill you in on the whole picture. She has run into controversy in the past. She has run into her ex-boyfriend's fist in the past. She was forced to have a procedure done while she was dating that same boyfriend for her to stay on her hit show. Oh, and she prefers women over men. Details? Ex-boyfriend is headed up there to A list land if he would only learn how to act and also not drink as much or be so violent. He had no problems with our actress loving women and encouraged it as long as he got to watch. At first she balked but by the time they had been dating for six months she would pretty much do what he wanted. They didn't break up over the beatings or abuse. Nope. She lived with it and rationalized that it was part of his drinking and that she would try and avoid him when he was drinking. Because of her upbringing she also feels a lot of guilt for the fact that she is bisexual. She almost felt like it was ok for her to get beaten. Yes, she could use some therapy. The reason they broke up was because our actress got pregnant. Her ex was all for keeping the baby and wanted to keep the baby and actually stopped drinking he was so excited. Our actress though told the bosses at her show and they were not enthused and basically said she could have the baby but she would not have a job. She told her ex and he said to quit the show. She said no and that is when he left. Never to return. She had the abortion and has been a shell of herself since. She barely functions while filming and has lost a ton of weight off her ridiculously small frame. She usually stays in and it takes some kind of very important charity event to get out of the house.
It is one thing to have an affair with someone on set while your spouse is at work or home. It takes a special kind of edginess to have an affair and sex with someone while your husband is helping to set up a shot and his almost A list mostly television actress with A list name recognition and one huge role to her name is having sex in her trailer with a producer of her current show. This may be a first.
This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie and the next movie, but nothing else.
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This former almost A list mostly movie actor has turned into a B- list actor and that is only because people remember his name although, it does get confused with very similar others. Anyway, our actor, who is known for womanizing was at a party last night and went up to this C+ list actress who I feel has been in everything and said to her without any preamble or introduction, "I want to nuzzle my face right in your breasts." Yeah, worked as well as might be expected. The actor got tossed from the event.
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Thursday, February 21, 2013
It's Willie Nelson surrounded by grass. How could he not be in the top spot?