Saturday, March 02, 2013
June 4, 2007
When you hold an after-party in a hotel you are just asking for trouble. This A+ list film actor who is not married but is in a relationship decided he wanted to sample several different appetizers last night. He started off with something Live'ish because she is the in thing and he wanted to see if he still had it. He had it enough to get a phone number, but no further. He then moved on to his "fallback." He always has luck with these ladies, even though this one is a little older and a first-timer. She was smitten and ready. He put the charm on and said he would be back. Going back to the age group he finds more appealing he found gold in one of the aforementioned brightly dressed people and proceeded to take her up to his room for some fun. Back in about 45 minutes and with the maid being called to clean his room, he went back to his fallback and charmed her some more. Spent the night with her as far as I know. Definitely took her up to his room.
Bruce Willis & Eva Mendes (Live'ish)
May 24, 2007
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
May 30, 2007
This lead singer from a holier-than-thou-art family has had at least three #1 hits. Friends and family were expecting wedding invitations to show up soon. They were right because our singer had been busy making plans with his 5+ year girlfriend. Location booked, preacher reserved, the works. But isn't it weird that, when the invitations arrived, the bride's name was not that of the girlfriend everyone knew, but that of someone they had never met? Many chose not to attend the ceremony out of disapproval. All was made clear less than six months later when baby made three. Our singer had made the quick switch of brides when his very controlling, behind the scenes father hit him below the belt -- in the pocket. Seems our singer had the choice of marrying the girl he had been secretly seeing or being disowned and losing out on the family money. He chose the former and poor girlfriend got left behind.
It seems enough begging and pleading kept most mouths shut while he played devoted husband and father for a few years, the adoring wife completely oblivious to the existence of poor girlfriend. However, when it became obvious to the rest of the family that he just can't stop his wandering eye, vengeful little sister let adoring wife in on how the elaborate shotgun wedding had been planned so quickly -- she was the only detail that was added at the last minute. Now, adoring wife has made arrangements to meet girlfriend. Whether it will be a cat fight or a pity party is yet to be seen, but it doesn't look good for our husband of the year. Do I smell "irreconcilable differences"?
May 28, 2007
So this A list couple but in reality B listers when it comes to movies, have employees just like almost every other Hollywood couple. When they hire a new employee that employee must sign a confidentiality agreement which basically precludes said employee from spilling everything they see. Well this Hollywood couple has some definite things to hide including guests who visit for fun and games and some kids who are not as well behaved as one would imagine. It turns out that a recently fired maid was reminded when she was fired about the confidentiality agreement she had signed and thus couldn't say anything to anyone about what had gone on in the house.
The maid said she had never signed such a thing and a check of the her file showed she was in fact correct. The person who had hired her had been filling in for someone else and had neglected to get the maid to sign the requisite form. Even though she had just been fired, the employer tried to get the maid to sign a new form right then and there. She refused. Immediately after leaving the house, her next act was to call a few tabloids to sell her story. When they realized she hadn't signed an agreement they jumped hard.
When the celebrity couple were informed of the impending scandal they were going to face, they jumped even harder. They first offered the maid a new job with a better salary, but she didn't want to go back. She finally settled for a cool $100K to keep everything hush-hush. The employee who failed to get the original signature was fired but can't do or say anything because they had been given the confidentiality agreement and signed it.
It turns out this newly minted c-/D+ list celebrity for all the wrong reasons has way more things on film then anyone suspected. If you had drugs, she would do anything for them. Still will. She has been getting paid for sex long before she was ever legal.
This reality star is B list. His girlfriend is B+ list. He is a jerk. I hate them both. They were in a store the other day and decided to buy something that cost $42. Apparently they made millions of dollars last year and they decided to ask if they could have a discount. Not in a nice way either. With cameras rolling the guy asked, "Can we get a f**king discount?" The owner said no. Bless you. I would have kicked them out.
Friday, March 01, 2013
Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Bill Bellamy, Marlon Wayans and Questlove. Yeah, it was a good night at the Improv.
So, just in case you don't know who Jennifer Garner is married to, she carries around a name card.
Three parts today.
Natalie Portman seems to be checking to see if her face is numb. Dentist appointment?
If you have ever wondered how this C+ list mostly movie, but will take whatever you give her actress found her latest helper it is because his son used to be her PR/bag man. Want a story or interview with the actress? You paid her bag man in cash and he would then pass it along to our actress after taking his cut.
This almost A list mostly movie actress has been talking smack about her ex-husband. Lots of smack. Her ex-husband is an A list mostly movie actor who just got married again. Our actress has been really experimenting with her sexuality lately with some of her more recent lovers. Anyway, she says that her ex-husband was the most boring lover she has ever had. Ever. Once she got over his good looks, she got tired of the five minutes spent in missionary and her complete lack of any kind of satisfaction for her.
This B list actress who does movies and television and other things including theatre didn't believe any of the stories about her C list celebrity boyfriend being gay. After three months together he still had not progressed beyond kissing her though and she finally called it quits. He is telling friends that she couldn't handle him and his needs.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
Whenever the last day of a month ends during the middle of the week I always think that day is Friday. So, I get really disappointed when I realize I still have to work the next day. Of course, February ended early so that brings us that much closer to Christmas. Too soon? I will be blogging all weekend and will have a reveal or two from the archives tomorrow and maybe on Sunday. I had reveals on both days last weekend. Speaking of reveals, I have a nice juicy one planned when I hit 20,000 followers on Twitter. If you would like to follow me there I would love it. I try to do different things there or in a different way. I am @entylawyer
Over the past year, this A list reality star/celebrity has been hit with tons of stories about the breakup of her marriage. It is way worse than anyone thought. Her management team thinks they know everything, but they have no clue. None. That is because our celebrity keeps everything to herself. She doesn't trust anyone and this is why she has got away with having her own fling on the side. Why hasn't she cared about her husband straying? Because she can't call the kettle black. She just ignores it all and lets her management team fight for her. She has been hooking up with this B- list celebrity who is not really a poster boy for fidelity in his own right. The two met through mutual friends and have been almost inseparable. Between her husband at work and her promotional duties and her lover's ability to go anywhere at anytime, they have spent a ton of time together. Plus, they can even do public things together because they have a very good excuse. They see each other and spend more time together than she does with her husband. At this point she is biding her time to make sure her lover is only loving her and then she plans to spring the news on her management team and leave her husband. Of course she will say it is because of his faults and will make sure none of hers are revealed.
This actress is almost A list and is mostly movies. This other actress is B+ list, but a far better actress and knows it and is not afraid to let it be known. She does mostly movies. Both of our actresses nearly came to blows last night when the B list actress started talking about crap movies and how Hollywood has gone to crap for making such movies and rattled off two that starred the almost A lister and several others that starred the almost A lister's boyfriend. Words were exchanged and the almost A lister had to be physically restrained from punching the B lister. Apparently the two have been hating each other for a long time, but being in close proximity for press has made it even worse.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM
This almost A list celebrity chef with her own show was spotted making out and then bringing back to her hotel room a woman who is most definitely not her girlfriend. She did talk to her girlfriend on the phone though while her pickup for the night was sitting in her lap.
It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn't smoke pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over each other.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM
This celebrity is still considered a Tweener I guess. No one outside the Tweener age really likes him even if he is getting outside that age. Anyway, his people have been calling all kinds of attention to themselves in the past week as they try and get some Adderall for their boss. Apparently they had enough to last for their current needs, but someone thought they were being raided and flushed hundreds of pills down the toilet. The boss wants his Adderall. It is his current drug of choice, despite what the media discusses.
Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Top spot today goes to a little girl who returned two sticks she found in Yosemite. She felt guilty because she had removed them from their natural habitat.
Fergie heads into a show at Paris Fashion Week.