Saturday, March 23, 2013
November 13, 2012
Producers of this very very hit television show are extremely worried. Their A list star needs rehab desperately but they really want to finish shooting the show for this season first. When the actor shows up for work they try and get as much finished as they can as quickly as they can and have even made alternative scripts in case the actor does not make it through shooting before heading for rehab. I can't imagine how they would be able to write out his character. It is his show.
Charlie Sheen (at the time this was written, the show was doing really well - now, not so much)
November 11, 2012
What former A++ list all movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee and now still probably a B+ with extra points taken off for being an ass spent most of last night hitting on women in their teens. In fact, he would ask their ages and if they were out of their teens the, man old enough to be their grandfather would move on to the next. In the end, despite his perviness and him being almost three times their age, he got lots of phone numbers and as he said six months of one night stands.
This former A list mostly movie actor and now still a solid B who works anywhere when he can get it has always been a ladies man. Never bothered before about being married and cheating, he still isn't. His wife (for now) has decided to believe he has reformed but he hasn't. Give him a drink or three and he will still end up in the bed of someone else.
It was probably not a good idea for this former B+/A- list mostly movie actress who is now a shell of that person to start dating her current boyfriend. Our actress has always had a hard time saying no to drugs and since her boyfriend is all about heroin, this will probably not turn out well. Our actress has only ever snorted it. He prefers needles. Will she?
Friday, March 22, 2013
Now Bethenny Frankel is wearing a hat like Elizabeth Banks did yesterday. I guess the 20's are making a comeback.
Jessica Alba says owning her own company is way more challenging than acting. Not more challenging then watching her act.
Three parts today.
Lisa Vanderpump gets a little cheeky at DWTS rehearsals.
This actor who keeps getting treated like an A lister with all of his lead movie roles but has the talent of a C lister was doing pretty well with his ladies man reputation. He had a girlfriend. He didn't want you to know it, but if you asked him point blank he would not deny it. Six months. Going well until she went shopping and he went down to the front desk of the hotel to get a new key made. Started talking with the clerk and she volunteered to make sure it worked for him. Back to the room and naked in a matter of minutes. Hello girlfriend. Didn't expect you back so soon. Single again.
This former A list mostly movie actor has seen his career stall after being in some very big movies. He will tell you it is because there are no good roles for him. The fact is, he has dropped to B- because he is a pain to work with, not a very good actor and his graduation from only booze to booze and coke is making him a big liability. He does not shower much either.
It is Friday. We just passed the first day of Spring and are almost a quarter of the way through the year already. Taxes are almost due and you are a little behind on your spring cleaning and your bracket picks suck. But hey, at least I will be here blogging all weekend as I crash and burn in my 34 different brackets. There will be reveals too. Speaking of reveals, I am edging closer to 20K followers on Twitter and revealing a very juicy blind item. If you would like to follow me, I am @entylawyer
This actress is A list. Definite. Not a question about it and she has A+ name recognition. Mostly television. She is a little goofy. No question about that. When someone has stars on the ceiling of her bedroom because she likes to see them light up her room at her age, you have to wonder if she had the chance to ever fully embrace adulthood. She may try to act innocent or give the impression that she has not messed around with entire crews before, but she has. Guys who you think would not stand a chance with this actress get her phone number. They can text her and call her and flirt with her and if you make her laugh then you have a pretty good chance of getting to sleep with her. She likes to have a contest of sorts on the shows she has worked on and also garnered a serious flirt and play reputation once when she guest starred on this long time hit network show. The entire cast of men on the show got one week to flirt with her and do their best to get her attention, but when that end of the week party happened, there was only one guy who got to take her back to her hotel. Looking at him, you think to yourself that the B list actor/celebrity/comedian she picked was kind of an odd choice, but again it goes back to making her laugh. They dated all of one night. She is not known for her long term relationships.
Back in the day this B-/C+ list mostly movie actor would try his hardest to get his A- list significant other to do swaps with other couples. She rarely complied. It turns out he has no such issues with his current significant other. She is up for anything and everything and at least once a week they either swap with a couple or have a threesome.
When Too Short got pulled over in a DUI stop and at one point tried to make a break for it, it was all caught on film. His lawyer says the police were treating him unfairly which is why he ran. Police say that he was trying to run because of the DUI and because he was in possession of drugs.
This former A list celebrity has learned to do the true celebrity diet. Snorting Adderall. I'm sure she will come out and say how she lost it by eating right and exercising and coming up with some crap diet plan to put in the issue but it has been Adderall and booze.
This hit network comedy had to rewrite some scenes earlier this week because the young B- list mostly television actress who was set to star in the scene could not stop grinding her teeth because of her need for a coke fix. She kept insisting she was fine but it was painful to watch so the writers quickly wrote someone else in.
Regina has a son from a previous relationship.
This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to have sex with the celebrity.
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
In a few years from now, will we look back and laugh at how Amanda Bynes was acting or will this be considered innocent compared to what she is doing then?
Elizabeth Banks goes old school with her hat.