Saturday, April 06, 2013
December 18, 2012
This B-/C+ list television actor told his significant other (gorgeous C+ list all movie actress with A list name recognition) that she would have to turn down multi-million dollar offer. Why? Because it would require her to be away from home for a few days to promote it and he would not be available to go with her and watch her the entire time.
Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green (he ended up going with her to Brazil)
December 16, 2012
The third time this almost A list all movie actress who I love found her boyfriend staring at her when she woke up from sleeping was enough to convince her to dump her boyfriend and she even changed the locks on her door. It took three times?
December 14, 2012
This former almost A list tweener and now probably a B-/C+ actress who has trouble finding work says she feels used by her now ex-boyfriend. He had dumped her before and she begged him to take her back so he did but made her film some sex scenes together. He won't give them to anyone she doesn't think, but as soon as he got them he dumped her. She also says he borrowed a ton of money from her but had enough to buy his new girlfriend a car.
This A list singer is an a-hole of monumental proportions. I can't stand the guy. I used to think he and his celebrity wife were cool but now, he is just basically daring tabloids to expose his cheating ways. All the tabloids know he is cheating and has cheated. They even know with whom. They have multiple women with names but every step of the way he has been ahead of them. He either pays off the women or tells the women that because they have a new life now why would they want to ruin that by bringing up the past. It is coming. The way you treated the woman and threatened them is going to come out. So, keep on laughing about it. I owe it to everyone to reveal who this is if he is not exposed by July 4th.
This A+ list actress has probably the scariest pickup line of all time. When she met her first husband, she walked up to him and showed him that she had craved his name in her arm and said, "Do you like this? I made it for you?" You would think that would be a once in a lifetime thing, but she did the same thing to her next boyfriend too with the same carving the name and giving him the line. Oh, and did it while she was still with her husband. This will be revealed.
Friday, April 05, 2013
Definitely not going to be a Lohan in there.
The Goopster heads to an event for her trainer
Three parts today.
Minnie Driver attends a party with the Queen.
After almost a decade together, this A++ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got his actress wife to finally break up with her long time girlfriend. He convinced her that with all the cameras everywhere all the time that it was just a matter of time before she was caught and that it would ruin what everyone thinks is the perfect marriage. He never seems worried about those things when it is about him.
"It had been so long since I had sex with a guy who showered, didn't reek of smoke and booze and who could actually get it up that all I have been able to do since that day is smile." Foreign born C list actress/model telling her friend about her A++ list mostly movie actor ex.
This has seemed like a very long week. It is finally Friday though. I feel like making it a Friday Fun Day. what that means is essentially that I will drink my lunch, but is really no different than Terrific Thursday or Wild Wednesdays. No real announcements at all this week except to remind you I will be here all weekend so be sure to tip your waitress. Tomorrow I will have a blind item reveal or two from the archives and maybe even on Sunday too. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter as I try and reach that elusive 20K follower mark. I am @entylawyer
Have you ever wondered about how this couple came to be? He needed a boost to his career. She already had a huge career, but was afraid it was all going to come crashing down at any second if someone found out her secret. She loves women. Adores them. Made the mistake of telling some people early in her career and the next thing you know, she is having to give away her songs instead of selling them and not getting to keep the best ones for herself. What to do about it? Well, she came up with a grand plan that has worked really well for her. Find a notorious womanizer who she falls for even though he is with someone else. She told herself that would really make it look like she likes guys. She was totally willing to put up with some bad publicity because in her world, the alternative was going to be way worse. The guy, a celebrity himself thought it was a good idea. He liked the idea of doing something in secret and his new girlfriend and soon to be wife told him he could spend some time with women she found for him or even join in with one or two of her girlfriends. This made him happy and he has also seen a huge bump in his status and money earning ability and has no issues at all with how things have turned out. Meanwhile, the people who were forcing her to pay for their silence have lost a lot of leverage because of what the world perceives as a very normal and loving heterosexual household.
“I’m claustrophobic in bathrooms on planes, so I have my husband hold the door [shut]." Kim Zolciak. Do you suffer from any phobias? Someone explained to me on Twitter that even though I think this would make the situation worse that it makes Kim feel safe because someone is standing there. What does she do when she travels alone? Not use the bathroom? Ask a stranger?
This almost A list mostly television actress has stayed pretty busy on television for the past two decades. I feel like she has been on television almost every night of those 20 years. She and her co-star boyfriend broke up recently. He confessed he had a thing for wearing women's clothes. She freaked out because her ex loved doing that too and she just wants someone who wants to wear men's clothes.
This former B list mostly television actor who is now probably a C is married to an A lister at least when it comes to name recognition but C when it comes to acting talent. They spent much of a recent trip letting their fingers do the dialing as they arranged for threesomes every night they were out of the country. One of the nights was a guy.
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This married with children A list female director not named Jodie Foster has a thing for young blonde women. Look for the semi-famous actress at the time who has a few lines in her movies. The blonde changes, but where they spend their nights never does. Our director's hotel which is why she rarely films movies in LA.
This almost A list mostly television actor who is having a career rebirth after a brief, but smoking hot career in movies and then nothing for a long time had a celebration last week because he made the last payment owed to the teen girl he had sex with when she was three years short of being legal. He was almost three times her age when it happened.
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Thursday, April 04, 2013
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Jane and Peter Fonda get the top spot today.
There are so many places I could go with this caption. This woman seems really excited to see Gerard Butler's muscles.