Saturday, April 20, 2013
This A list comedic actor who has had a run of good luck in the past two years has really started to get his drink back on. I have talked about him before and his drinking issues, but this might be the ultimate. At a party after a premiere, our actor got so drunk that he peed himself while talking to a group of people. He suddenly stopped talking and looked down and everyone else's eyes followed and there was no doubt what he was doing. He then went and found a table to fall asleep under.
June 24, 2012
This former B- list "singer" had a reality show for awhile. She has not done squat since then. Famous family. Her boyfriend keeps trying to dump her because she is so annoying. She calls and texts him literally 24 hours a day. The problem is he loves the sex and after two or three days gives in and calls her or texts her back then spends the next two weeks wishing he hadn't.
June 20, 2012
This controversial singer was thisclose to A list two years ago because of a couple of big hits and talked about awards show appearance. Now? Being controversial used to be cute, but now it turns people off. She is also not a fun person to work for or be with or hang out with and if you do, you do so at your own peril. Two people who worked under her attempted suicide. She dumped her baby (who she never sees) daddy via twitter so she could date someone else.
She accused a former employee of leaking tracks. He didn't and someone was discovered later to have done it. Prior to the discovery of the other person though, the singer blacklisted the man, told everyone to stay away from him and that she would not work with anyone who worked with him. She also had him followed everyday to see if he was responsible. She had him harassed to the point where he got hooked on drugs and has never been the same since. She never apologized when they discovered the real person who had leaked the tracks.
July 27, 2012
#3 - This A list tween singer who is moving nicely to the top 40 as she becomes an adult recently decided to surprise her celebrity boyfriend backstage at a show. The singer had finished early with her commitments and when she walked into his dressing room, her boyfriend was not there, but a girl wearing nothing but a pair of panties was. The singer stormed out, but as she always does, forgave her boyfriend.
Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
July 26, 2012
Dear A list Celebrity/Reality Host/Model
I always thought you were the real deal. You seemed like the rare grounded celebrity and more importantly a good mother. You parade yourself on TV and flaunt your perfect body on billboards and always seem to look amazing. It makes everyone feel inadequate. New mothers always tell me they are jealous of how you were able to bounce back after your pregnancy/pregnancies. One moment you were heavily pregnant and the next moment you were sporting abs that would make The Situation jealous. It was like magic. After reading that you attributed your dramatic post-pregnancy weight loss and rubber band form to healthy eating and exercise, most women I spoke to thought there must be wrong with them that they could also not lose weight as quickly as you seemed to.
So, when I was visiting a friend who works at a plastic surgeon’s office, imagine my surprise when I saw you there surrounded by a wall of bodyguards. I couldn’t believe my eyes and I guess you were hoping I wouldn’t. Why lie and make the rest of us feel like crap for not being able to lose weight through diet and exercise?! In your profession who would judge you? I’ll tell you why. Apparently your visits are a more extensive project than just a nip here and tuck there. After chatting with the friend, I found out that in addition to the tummy tucks and the lipo, that you also preferred to have your deliveries scheduled several weeks early so that you would gain as little weight as possible.
July 17, 2012
This actress, who has been in this space before for some of her boorish behavior was at it again at the Dark Knight premiere. She is B-/C+ list and isn't even in the movie. She is barely part of the hit show on the almost network she shows up on sometimes. After she posed for photos on the red carpet without ever really smiling, the actress discovered where she was supposed to sit during the movie. She went into a don't you know who I am mode and said there was no way she was going to sit with regular people. She is an actress. Not someone who works a job. She would not stop causing a scene until she was moved into something she regarded as more her class. This is normal behavior for her, but there is one movie she was in before she got all high and mighty and I wish she had stayed the same. really liked that movie too.
Friday, April 19, 2013
Posted by ent lawyer at 5:00 PM
Amanda Bynes emerges. I know the camera is a way off, but does she look better than normal here?
Kelsey Grammer goes to lunch with his wife and some friends.
Three parts today.
Robert Downey Jr and Susan Downey in London.
I feel like today should be celebrity offspring day. I'm not sure how they all ended up in one day. Anyway, this offspring of C list celebrities with a much more famous last name than their list status would indicate has been married to at the time an A list mostly television actress. He ran out of money after their divorce and had been supporting himself primarily as a gay escort. After a decade or so of doing it though, he is hoping that the daughter of a multi-millionaire will be a ticket out of it and that she does not find out about his past or some of the STD's he carries.
It is Friday. This has been a very long week. Constant news coverage of events just saps energy like nothing else because you are constantly wondering what is going on and discussing it and work gets pushed to the side so then you have to catch up and it has been an exhausting week. last week I mentioned a forum/message board that has been set up by some readers. That site is www.cdanforum.com It turns out there is another site that has been set up by readers to discuss in more length, topics that have been brought up on the site and it is www.cdanotblogspot.com. However they are in the process of moving to a new site but give instructions on how to follow them, so hurry over there before it is too late. I will be blogging all weekend and will have some reveals from the archives tomorrow. For the past few weeks there have been some on Sundays and I see no reason why that won't continue. This week I have not been up to tweeting very much because of all the sad news. Felt wrong to clog up a timeline with gossip and jokes when there was so much tragedy, but hopefully next week will be better and if you would like to follow me, I am @entylawyer
This actress is A list. I would say until a few years ago she was A+ list. Mostly movies. Now, as she gets a little older, she might even be close to dropping down to the B's. It is not that she won't always be the top lead in whatever movie she stars in, because she will be. She is not a big fan of being a supporting actress, but maybe that is something she needs to look into. Our actress has kind of faded from the spotlight that she was basked in for years. Although she has been around a long time, her experience does not really reflect her age. She is not a big fan of discussing her personal life so she has been very good about hiding her growing substance abuse issues. Normally this would be quick blind perhaps, but with this actress any abuse is scary. First it was a glass of wine and then a bottle. Just once a week she said. Soon it was just once a week that she was not getting drunk. People who came into contact with her were shocked she was drinking and watching her get drunk before their eyes. They always thought she had stopped. Nope. Wine became pot because she told people that pot was not a real drug and it was about the same as wine, but with less calories. Of course since she usually ingested hers in brownies, I'm not sure about the calorie thing. This was not an overnight process. This was a years long process. Well, one day she was with some friends and buzzed on wine and pot and she did something she vowed she would never do and that was a line of coke. One became two which became staying up for three days straight doing coke like she never had before. She thought she could handle it. She couldn't. There was a very very silent trip to rehab and for 30 days she was gone. Since then, she has been less about work and more about life and as much as she would be celebrated for becoming sober again, she just won't talk about it.
This A list female mostly movie actress says she is best friends with her fairly new husband. This is probably true considering that they don't do much else since he has a boyfriend. She loves how he keeps the boyfriend quiet and she gets to be out of the dating pool which she hated.
It is a good thing Ryan Lochte looks good without his shirt on, because there is not much else going on with him.
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There is a cell phone video that more and more people are starting to see. From what I have seen, it is tough to make out whether it is this reality star/actress offspring of this former A list singer. The reality star/actress is being called by name and it looks like her, but she is turned to the side as someone helps her inject heroin into her arm for the first time.
This former A+ list baseball player who is still an A+ in fan's minds in this baseball mecca recently paid off the 25th woman in the past fifteen years who claimed they got genital herpes from the player. There are two B-/C+ mostly movie actresses with A list name recognition in the list who got herpes, but only one was paid off.
The publicist says the couple is still engaged and still living together. Uh huh. So they just don't like to hang out anymore because they are never together.
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Two Doctors return for the anniversary episode of Dr. Who. It is going to be interesting to see how they write this.
For once, it is not a photo of Katherine Heigl and her mom having lunch, but she was over at her mom's house.