Saturday, April 27, 2013
September 3, 2012
You know how The Situation is always willing to take out his abs and show them off for women or for $20? Yeah, well this actor who really should be A list by now because of his talent, but has a horrible way of messing things up with everything he does away from the cameras which keeps him at a B- level. Good looking though. Well, our actor has the habit of whipping out his peen for anyone who cares to see. Of course he has to be drunk first which knowing our actor is possible Monday - Friday anytime after 5pm or so and on the weekends, depending on what time he awakens, anytime after about 1pm. If you see him in a club or in a bar and would like to see his peen, just ask and he will be glad to show it. The problem is that his girlfriends do not always enjoy this behavior. Our actor, who is known for his peen and for his drinking has not always been the most faithful of sorts. And when you are pulling out your peen on request, and only by request, things happen. You know, it could slip in here or there, and the next thing you know you have a situation which the girlfriend does not really appreciate. So, then he is forced to take his peen and move on.
September 3, 2012
This celebrity daughter of a former A list actor and still an A list director was supposed to watch her father speak recently with some other family members. She wanted to, but her boyfriend said he would break up with her if she watched her dad or even recorded it. He thought a much better idea would be to have sex.
This barely B list mostly movie actress from a huge franchise and a huge tv show has fallen off the wagon in a big way. Non-stop drinking has got her back to her old ways which include screaming at people all the time and passing out wherever there happens to be solid ground.
August 31, 2012
So, this foreign born A list(barely) movie actor is foreign born and also will sleep with anything that has a pulse. He has been seeing a woman(#1) for almost 3 months now which she thinks is a world record. It would be if he was not also sleeping with one of the other women(#2) from the same commercial in which the three of them starred. He has told #1 that they need to keep their relationship secret because he is known for being a ladies man and if women thought he was unavailable then it would be bad for his career. It is so #2 does not find out because he loves having both women think they are the only ones in his life. He says the sex has never been better and if he had known this before he would have always had 2 or 3 women who thought they were the only ones.
August 21, 2012
What B- list always now television actress from a very hit cable show tells her child to call all her dates daddy. If they don't freak out when she says that in front of the man then she goes on a second date with them. Of course she also talks about getting married to them too and has been known to bring out a Brides magazine during a first date, while at dinner.
The bearding just became too much for this celebrity. You would have a tough time guessing her name, but she recently split with her gorgeous B list mostly movie actor "boyfriend," because he has pretty much given up on even pretending they are in a relationship and she didn't want to be dating him when he officially comes out. Considering what he has been doing the past two weeks, it should not be long before he does.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Well, it is not a full on Friends reunion, but it is something. Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox.
Jon Hamm spreads his hands in the approximation of the size of his Hammbone.
Three parts today.
Pamela Anderson looking like she has had some recent work done and not great work at that.
This B list mostly television actress from an acting family recently spent 30 days in a mental institution She has spent time in them previously, but not for this long. There are rumors she has had some very drastic procedures performed on her because she has long complained of hearing voices in her head.
This controversial former almost A list mostly television actress who has had a dry run after a very long run on a very hit show was out at dinner the other night and started yelling at her husband right there in front of everyone. She had a bit to drink and was calling him a loser and piece of s**t. When he tried to get her to go outside or to keep quiet it just made her even more loud.
It is Friday. Another week gone by and already the last Friday in April. I love May. may is the time when you really start thinking about summer and taking off early on Fridays and then by July becomes not showing up on Fridays and trying to cough your way out of Thursday afternoons. Anyway, there are really no announcements this week except that I will be blogging all weekend and will have some reveals from the archives tomorrow and probably on Sunday. I didn't Tweet this morning, but I was running late and promise to make up for it. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
This celebrity is fast approaching A list status. He is a tweener. A tweener who pops up every now and again in pap photos and usually has an equally famous female tweener on his arm. There was one special tweener he had his eyes on for awhile and they had some supervised dating. The female is fast approaching A list status herself but in an entirely different profession. The supervised dating led to unsupervised dating which led to a pregnancy scare which led to one last chance at supervised dating. The couple, being tweeners still found ways to be alone and the relationship was becoming more and more serious. The parents of the female started freaking out, but not quite as much as when their perfectly crafted daughter was caught up in a little bit of a drug scandal which would have rocked the family to the core. Going through their daughter's phone, they found photos of her boyfriend doing lines of coke and a bunch of lines waiting to be snorted. The daughter insisted she did not do any drugs. The parents made her take a drug test but no one knows what the results were. Meanwhile they told the male tweener to stay very far away and if he didn't, they would see the photos were published. They wouldn't have done it though because it would have sent their future money earner down with him.
This former A+ list celebrity/sometime B- list actress is still A list in the mind of many but it is all based on her past and her legend. She has been a mess for sometime and because of that, quietly sold off most of the rights to almost everything she has ever done. She blew through all that money and now can only get money by performing which is always a very shaky proposition.
This set of two married couples is A list and they always used to do everything together. It was always a strange pairing of couples, but it seemed to work for them. Over the past year though, there have only been two occasions and on both, the wife of the lesser known celebrity male was not there. reason? She told her husband that she has a thing for the more well known celebrity male. There have even been rumors the pair hooked up.
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This recent reunion between celebrities was because the lesser known, female, in the couple begged and pleaded and made a secret financial deal for the male member of the couple to show up and be photographed with her. The male member has been telling friends that if he was a talking man there are a lot of things he could and would say and that it is getting harder to keep everything inside. Oh, please tell.
This former A list mostly movie actor who achieved such results only thanks to a franchise and has since been demoted to B-, and maybe even C+ has had a tough time getting work. He has been booked for a few things in the past year but has been such a drunken mess that no one wants to work with him any longer. When you can't remember your lines, show up to work late and throw up over your co-workers, then you don't get hired.
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When I first hard yesterday that Jennifer Love Hewitt's name was being thrown around as a name to be an X Factor judge, I really thought it was a bad idea. Then, I remembered she did have a pop career. Bare Naked comes to mind here and I think in Japan she was really popular as a singer. The thing is it was so long ago that I'm not sure anyone actually remembers and it seems to me there are plenty of other people you could get who are way more qualified and who would not seem such obvious stunt casting choices. Face it, that is what it is. With every singer in the world who is currently working or all the record executives, you want to choose Jennifer Love Hewitt?
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Thursday, April 25, 2013
If you get this much plastic surgery in one photo, you have to put it on top. Demi Moore and Cher.
Jessica Biel hangs out with one of her special friends in NYC.