Saturday, May 04, 2013
September 18, 2012
What A list tweener singer told his on again and off again B list tweener girlfriend they would be off again unless she lost some weight. He said he doesn't like to see any fat and that she was getting "too curvy" for his own liking and embarrassing him in front of his friends by getting big. When she started crying, he said it was her problem, not his.
Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
September 14, 2012
#1 - Although there were at least four cast members who slept with this multi-soap loving actor, it was this person he slept with that caused the most jaws to drop. She is now a B list reality star, but she was something much more different at the time.
#2 -This actress who is still on television and is probably a B- was not an original member of the cast. She was brought in later and quickly became someone this foreign born actor tried to stay away from. They had sex one time and she thought it meant they should get married. Would not leave him alone. Ever.
#1 - Jack Wagner/Tori Spelling
#2 - Kelly Rutherford/David Charvet
September 14, 2012
The issues that this former A list tweener thinks she is having with her B- list movie actor boyfriend probably have to do with a certain person he met on the set of his last movie and also the fact that the former A list tweener keeps questioning him about it non-stop to the point where he is ready to split. He has already checked out emotionally and says he is only in it for the sex and that he gets a threesome for his birthday.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and still has A list name recognition, despite not working very much the past few years has been trying to get her life together. One of the things she has really worked on is trying to stay sober. She went to rehab so many times early in her career that Lindsay has nothing on her. She has slipped over the years and slipped again, but always managed to pull it together enough so she did not have to go to rehab. When I say always, I am excluding of course the six month period where she did drugs with her daughter, but that is another story. Anyway, she is doing better and one of the things that has gone on with her getting better is that she no longer needs her A list actor husband. If you had asked her a year ago, she would have said she needed him which is why she stayed. She says she is more healthy and is finally ready to move on from him.
September 10, 2012
This A+ list female singer was snubbed by her fellow A list friends at a recent party because she had said she was far too busy to perform at a charity event that the rest of the group had performed at, but still found the time to come party with them. She has said before that charity is fine as long as there is a paycheck in it for her at the end of the night.
They have spent about 24 hours together total, and most of those were spent doing a photoshoot together. This celebrity couple wants the world to think they are together. I'm not really sure why though considering the more celebrity of the couple has been seeing multiple women and if he gets caught with them it will be the end of the road. She is doing it for the paycheck and to try and repair her image which is also tarnished. She had really really wanted to be the woman to marry this religious icon/athlete, but came on too strong in her quest to be his "first." Well, public first anyway.
Friday, May 03, 2013
Kevin Spacey wins the best photobomb of the day.
Gwen Stefani in the recording studio yesterday.
Kristen Bell continues her training for the 2016 Summer Olympics.
Four parts today.
I have determined through my own very unscientific judgment that Naomi watts and Liev Schreiber use their bikes more than any other celebrities.
It is like Remington Steele or Moonlighting, but in a sitcom. These two stars of a hit network comedy can't stand each other. They always are competing for more lines and the male half of the show is really upset at the special treatment his female co-star gets because of her burgeoning career. He would love to see the couple get divorced on the show so he could have it all to himself. He actually said he would love to see her character leave the show in other ways, but they are not very sitcom friendly so would settle for the divorce.
This former A lister of you define A list as the number of times you get in a tabloid for bad behavior and arrests, but more known for her rapping and interesting name has a new profession. well, not so new. She used to hook before she got famous and her ex now has her on his string again. She is his biggest earner from a select clientele. She is open to anything as long as at the end of the day she gets her fix. I can't believe with her bad luck that she has not been arrested for it yet.
I have not thought about Antoine Dodson in some time. The only time he ever pops in my head is if he shows up on some Tosh rerun. Well, apparently Antoine would like to procreate and he says the only way he can do that is if he is not gay any longer. Apparently he has not heard of surrogates. I'm not sure I want Antoine to have kids, but, he is really doing a disservice by saying he is no longer gay. On Facebook, Antoine says that he has found a new religion and that he is renouncing his homosexuality and that he wants a wife and to raise a family. And another 15 minutes please.
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Today is Friday. Just 9 days to find that perfect Mother's Day gift or you will be the worst person on earth at least according to the non-stop radio ads I hear telling me what I should order and if I have not ordered, then I must be the worst person to walk the earth. Did you know the number one day for telephone calls in the world is on Mother's Day. Did you know that for just $19 you can have a wide variety of products sent to your mom just in time for her special day. Yeah, like whatever you get for $19 including shipping is going to make her start crying in front of you. What else? Oh yeah, I will be blogging all weekend and will be revealing a few items from the archives over the weekend. Definitely tomorrow for reveals and hopefully Sunday too. Just two months until the July 4th reveals. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
I have said about ten words to this actress and all I can say is that she gave me a fake smile and quickly decided the wall over my head looked far more interesting. Normal reaction, but everyone else I know who has spent any time with her, finds her to be the most impersonal, cold and not too bright person they have met. People are astonished she is an actress. Foreign born. Probably a B- lister, but only because of an upcoming role, and not because of her past which would probably place her in the C list category. Mostly movies. There is no way she could do television because she really has the wrong expressions and timing for television. No one can understand how she got any of her roles. She has hit the casting couch before but apparently she was just as uninteresting in bed as she was in the role she won for her casting couch audition. Jessica Biel is a better actress, but people hear her name and for some reason I guess they think with that name and that body she is going to be great. SNL had thought about using her at the end of this season because she is promoting a movie but saw an audition tape of hers where she was supposed to be doing improv and couldn't do anything. The only thing she can do is memorize lines. I'm sure she is probably a lovely person inside, but it does not come across on the outside. She dates no one, male or female, although people say she prefers the company of women and that she is uncomfortable playing a sexualized female lead which is what she usually ends up playing. She gave a speech once at an event and was supposed to interact as part of it with other people. She couldn't. She had to keep looking at the teleprompter and it turned into the most awkward few minutes people had ever seen. She really does have a great name though.
Be honest. Are you going to watch the Kris Jenner talk show. I am not going to, but am open to receiving links of really awful things she says or does. If I was home during the day, I might watch an episode, but I feel like my DVR might die of disgust if I actually recorded an episode.
This former B-/C+ list mostly television actress is out of money and can't find a job because she is really hard to work with. So, how does she earn a few bucks? She has been calling and e-mailing her A+ list mostly movie ex and telling him he will release photos of herself bruised and bloody from one of their encounters if he does not give her some money on a monthly basis or get her a high paying gig. He has blown her off so far and says that the only bloody photos are when she got so drunk or was drugged out that she fell down and did the damage to herself.
These really should start ranking up there with Kiefer Sutherland and the Christmas tree or Bret Michaels smacking his head and falling down. Yes, that is Jim Toth throwing his wife under the bus. I wonder if she knows he did. She does now.
It is not just former Tweeners who let their friends take photos of them smoking pot. A current Disney Tweener who is A list in that world and very pap friendly has been busted smoking pot and, unlike the other grown up Tweeners, this could ruin her career if the photos get out. Cell phone quality, but very very obvious. No deniable cigarettes. It is a bong.
This B list reality star spends hours everyday in the gym now, but in reality that is just for show. She has to make it look like she lost weight to make money from a new program she is going to be selling, but hates working out so she is taking a variety of Adderall like drugs to make the pounds drop away. Oh, and not eating for days at a time.
Kristin told Coco Eco Magazine which is neither about Conan or about chocolate that she is turning down acting roles to focus more on family but still plans on destroying what is left of her shoe and jewelry line. Don't tell me you have something from one of her collections. Go ask your co-worker if they do. This time get a Milky Way. No nuts to clean from your teeth.
This former A list celebrity/singer who probably would have faded away to much less than C list if not for a previous relationship and certain level of craziness has stopped having sex. It has been several months. She quit booze drugs and sex all at the same time. She has slipped once or twice on each, but for the most part has kept to it and as a result she says has gained 40 pounds and is heavier than she has ever been in her life. She looks healthy at last.
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Thursday, May 02, 2013
Cher and Ellen wearing matching outfits gets the top spot.