This exercise video has been getting lots of buzz. Not so much for the workout or the exercises, but for the man who appears sitting on a toilet twice in the first 30 seconds of the video. Staged? Real and an accident?
Saturday, May 18, 2013
October 19, 2012
Ever wonder why these two reality judges hate each other? It is because the female judge threw herself at the male reality judge and being who he is, he had sex with her. He never mentioned it again. She wanted more. He said she was good for 15 or 20 minutes, but could never spend longer than that with her.
Adam Levine & Christina Aguilera
October 22, 2012
What celebrity mom who is more famous for the A lister she married than any other possible reason finally got time to spend with her kids alone. It was also the first time she was not being watched by a sober coach. She spent the hour with her kids in front of the television and drinking two bottles of vodka. When the time came to pick up the kids our mom was passed out on the floor and the kids still watching television.
October 24, 2012
This A list all movie actress is filming her latest movie outside the country after a recent breakup. So far she has refused to eat any food that she does not recognize, or that is not from America. She also has complained about her accommodations and has been moved four times to try and make her happy. She has yelled at the crew constantly and thinks every guy who talks to her is hitting on her and has decreed that only people who have speaking scenes with her are actually allowed to speak to her.
October 25, 2012
This A list celebrity in the rest of the world and probably a B- or C+ here in the States ran into her ex about two months ago. The ex that basically tortured her on a daily basis. Apparently this ex who is an actor made the moves on his ex and assumed she would be willing to have one night of fun. Well, he assumed wrong and she got the e-mail address of his current A list actress girlfriend and told her what happened, but the actress accused her of making moves on her man. "Look at the history" is what the A list celebrity wrote back.
Kylie Minogue/Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry
November 13, 2012
These two actresses have never got alone. Like ever. Like a Taylor Swift song ever. The problem is they were stuck together for years and had to pretend to like each other at least for the press. Now that is winding up and the full fury has begun. This almost A list movie actress sent a bunch of texts and left voice mails calling her co-star and B- list actress just about every name you can think of because the B- list actress had the nerve to talk about the almost A lister in public in what the almost A lister thought of as talking smack. It was talking smack and the B- lister told the almost A lister to f**k off and that no one will care about her or her f**king moodiness or diva-ness in a year and that no one ever liked her. They just sucked up because they didn't want to get replaced.
Kristen Stewart & Ashley Greene
November 16, 2012
This Victoria's Secret model is not one of the big names of the company, but she did walk in their recent fashion show. At a party last night she was drinking heavily among other things and took a butter knife and slashed her throat in front of everyone leaving a huge gash and blood pouring down her body and she just wiped it off and kept partying.
Friday, May 17, 2013
Congratulations to Candice Glover who worked and worked for three years and finally achieved her goal of winning American Idol. Now she will fade into obscurity.
Kevin Federline has worn the exact same outfit for ten years. Every day.
Four parts today.
Sandra Bullock chases after her son.
This B list Academy award winner/nominee mostly movie actress fainted a Cannes, not once or twice, but four times in the span of 24 hours. She says it is because of the traveling and the heat. The real reason is she eats once a week, maybe twice, and has been battling an eating disorder and lately has been losing that battle.
Friday today and the start of a three day weekend for everyone in Canada for Victoria Day. Kind of cool to have a holiday named after you if you are Victoria, but what about the rest of the people. Don't they feel shafted? There is no Tom day or Sarah day. No Bacon day for sure. It would be really crazy if they only gave you the day off if you are named Victoria. Everyone in the country would name their kid Victoria. I will of course, be here all weekend and will have blind items to reveal tomorrow and Sunday. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
This A list mostly movie actor has been in this space before. He has a well documented temper and well documented fetishes that I have highlighted in this space before and in certain cases, revealed. What were some mild, twisted sexual games he used to play, are turning into some dangerous acts where someone could get killed. His ex-girlfriend has started to talk about how the actor had transformed in the few years she had known him. He started off as a nice guy and then as his drinking and drugging got worse, it started to affect his brain. She said that it affected him even on the days when he did not drink or do drugs and that she often feared for her life and would hide at friend's houses because she literally was scared. Now his rages have turned sexual and she said that he sent her videos of what he has been doing with his current actress girlfriend and how there is blood everywhere in one of the videos and that they have gone on trips to other countries and she thinks they have hired women in those countries who are willing to participate in his sex fantasies. She says that he used to share them with her, but she always refused to be a part of anything more than just being with him. It was because of his sex addictions and needs that they broke up.
This B list male celebrity if you like that kind of performance, and a D if you don't had a visit recently. Well, actually our celebrity and his live in B list celebrity with A list name recognition had a visitor. It turns out that one of the people that the B/D list celebrity had been cheating with has got herself in the family way. It will be very interesting to see if our celebrity couple are seen together at a big event this weekend where he is expected to attend.
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I know many of you will miss seeing David Beckham playing soccer, but for many of you, your disappointment is offset by the fact that it will give him more time to run around without his shirt on. For those of you who are in that group, I give you five minutes worth of photos where David is not wearing much and when he is wearing clothes, he is showing off his Hammbone.
This B-/C+ mostly television actress from a hit premium cable show was announced as a presenter for this award show. After she was announced she asked for $50,000 to show up at the show. She thought she could get it because they had announced her. She was wrong. The producers told her they would have her replacement by the next day. Our actress backed down.
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"I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great p**sy. Really classy stuff, unlike what I usually get from my groupies. He and I have shared a lot over the years." B+ list singer with A list name recognition talking about how he can't wait to see the A list celebrity this weekend.
This almost A list mostly television actor is not really A list, but his name recognition is so high that it seems he should be A list. Anyway, he is making an appearance next weekend and he was not all that interested in the money they offered. Nope. What he wanted included were five women who will do whatever he wants for the entire weekend without him having to pay for them.
Farrah Abraham went on and took a test and it was negative. She also said she never took the test she was photographed buying, presumably because she could find no one who was willing to buy photos of her peeing on a stick.
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Thursday, May 16, 2013
Bradley Cooper in curlers gets the top spot.