Saturday, May 25, 2013
November 7, 2012
I don't know if she was being funny or being serious, but this A+ female singer spent some time yesterday basically molesting this former A list tweener who is having trouble maintaining his A list singer status. The female singer kept teasing him about his manhood and kept trying to get him to take his clothes off and would grab him and try to feel his manhood. Apparently she was obsessed with it or pretended to be. She finally cornered him and grabbed it and held it and told him to call her sometime. The tweener was bright red and tried to act cool like it happened everyday but just ended up looking like an idiot. He also called her a h* after she left. Idiot.
November 24, 2012
If you are in the Miami area, have access to a great deal of meth, then you to can have sex with this former B list actress from a hit cable show. Now she is probably a C lister, but if you act fast, you can have her before she loses her teeth.
Paz De La Huerta
November 25, 2012
This B list actor who has dabbled with A list in the past and usually does movies now but has dabbled in television previously has a new significant other and they have not been together long. They got very close, very quickly. Most people say way too quickly. He is a person though who also believes in open love which his new significant other is finding tough to grasp. She wants to be supportive, but finds it hard when she comes home to finding him in bed with a couple of other women and stoned out of his mind tells her to come join them.
November 25, 2012
This A list all movie actress is telling reporters in her interviews that the failures of her most recent movie are because of her co-stars and director and that she kept trying to get them to change their performances and that she worked so hard to make everything try and work out right and that she worked 20 hours a day to try and make it right. Everyone on the cast and crew hates her for this and it was because she didn't want to be there and complained everyday that everyone tried to get her fired and consider her the reason this last movie like most of her recent movies have been toxic. People hate working with her.
Halle Berry - Cloud Atlas
November 26, 2012
This actress is an idiot. The actress who used to be almost A list back in the day and is now a laughable C who is lucky to get work but still has A list name recognition was told by one of her friends that Prince Harry loved her and had a crush on her from back in the day and there was some super secret exchange thing going on and after a lot of back and forth our actress thought she had the personal cell phone number of Prince Harry. For two days straight she sent massive amounts of texts and photos, many of them not fully clothed and was just incessant about communicating and told everyone they were texting and dating and just went on and on. The thing is no one ever wrote back and after two days of this constant barrage, it turns out that it was a wrong number and belonged to some woman who had left her phone at work over the weekend and came in on Monday in London to almost 500 messages and photos since she had left on Friday.
November 27, 2012
This real housewife recently went on vacation. She wants the world to think the family has plenty of money and that the luxury vacation proves it. Reality is that the vacation was paid for by a company in exchange for photos to be sold and the family is more broke than they have ever been and if not for the show would probably be living at the in-laws house.
There has been talk of this celebrity couple trying to work things out. She is really close to A list. Definitely A list name recognition. He used to be B list, but you really have to be a certain age to know him as more than her husband. She wanted to work it out for the kids. He just kept wanting to get his freak on, and she has finally found someone she is interested in, so the divorce is coming. She is going to have to pay a lot.
Friday, May 24, 2013
Morgan Freeman falls asleep during a live television interview.
That is Jason Bateman. That is his wife. Those are their two kids. That is a lot of rain. Looks like fun though.
Four parts today.
Michael Douglas looks a little out of it in London. Probably enjoying his last few days of solo fun before flying back to Catherine Zeta Jones.
This almost A list mostly movie actress likes everyone to think her life is very perfect and very nuclear. It is not that great, but she is a great actress. The thing she loves doing though is once a week she will do a few lines of coke just because she feels like she never can party or go out and always has to be the perfect mom and wife.
This C+ list mostly movie actor who really only has one great role to his career thinks he is a big shot. He is recognized for the movie, but not as much as he was when it came out a few years ago. He was hitting on a woman the other night and when she blew him off and didn't recognize him, he threw his drink in her face and told her to Google him and then come back when she was ready.
This former B list mostly television actress who has been in this space a lot and is now just a C- list actress with a name trying to make it in the world, has been trying to sell producers on a reality show for her. Yes, how the high and mighty have fallen. She is pregnant and since her boyfriend dumped her, she is going to raise the child on her own. I wonder if she will stop boozing now that she is pregnant.
It is that time again. It is Friday. A three day weekend which I hope everyone will enjoy. I know I will because I will be right here every single one of those days blogging away. Reveals from the archives tomorrow and Sunday and a full slate of fun on Memorial Day. Don't forget about Arrested Development this weekend and if you would like, I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer
This B- list celebrity is barely B-. I am being generous and I think it is only because of who she is with that she moves up from the dreaded C list to B-. Does a little of this and a little of that and stays in the spotlight just enough where everyone kind of knows her name. You would be hard pressed to name something she has been in except for her relationship. She does have something unique going for her though. She says she is straight and no one has ever questioned that. She is with a guy now and has always publicly been with guys. The thing is she has been with four women at least in her life and is the only person I know who has been with the following combination of tabloid train wrecks.
A+ list singer/celebrity
Former almost A list mostly movie actress who is lucky if you consider her a C+
Former A list reality star turned joke
Former C- list celebrity now turned C+ list celebrity wife married to an A list mostly movie actor
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This almost A list mostly movie actress from one of the year's biggest hits is telling friends she has finally split from her celebrity husband. Well, finally, but they have not been married that long. Before her more recent trip she caught him again with another woman and instead of apologizing, he threatened to beat her. Yeah, nice guy. She says she threw the wedding ring on the floor and walked out.
This former B list mostly movie actor who is more known for his relationships, including a very high profile past one than he is for his acting has been getting really good at the one night stands with actresses. He does this even though he has a long time girlfriend. His latest conquest was with a soccer mom he met at one of his kid's games. He even left early so he could go home with her before her other kids got home. Then he went back to the place he shares with his girlfriend.
This A+ list rapper has banned this former B list celebrity from ever working with anyone he does business with after she opened her mouth and said some nasty things about the A+ lister. A lot were true, but, she is going to find it very difficult to make a buck now.
Bob says, “What show was she on? Big Chest, Small Wonder?" That’s the real size of her, by the way. She’s kind of like Bilbo Baggins, very tiny. So first off, I don’t open curtains. That was a lie, because I just don’t do that. I knock on things. Also, there weren’t separate compartments on the plane. Anyway, the whole thing was as simple as me going to the restroom and throwing out a one-liner. I was always making jokes; that’s what I did. Yes, it did have a drug reference in it, but the joke was that her parents should protect this kid who was starring in a television show."
"It was just a funny thing, like a satiric moment of, ‘What are we doing with our kids?’ I wouldn’t expect someone to understand it if they don’t get that kind of humor. How old is that girl now anyway? Isn’t she like 60? I don’t know how old she was when she did the show, but I’ll always tell the judge she was 18.”
Danielle says that Maxim did not include the part where she knew he was joking. Oh, wouldn't a Danny Tanner and Topanga feud be fun.
She told People that she never eats more than 1120 calories in a day. Ever. It is all about self control. Plus, she works out three days a week so for three of those days it is like she is eating nothing because she burns off everything she eats. Plus, you know she is eating less than 1100 calories on some days. I'm surprised she can function. Oh, and don't forget that she is almost 6 feet tall. I generally eat twice that amount of calories at each meal.
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Thursday, May 23, 2013
Eva Longoria gets the top spot. Yeah, I know, but she got a Master's Degree and it was not honorary.