Saturday, June 15, 2013

Jackie Chan Talks About Fighting Against Bruce Lee

Blind Item #3

This former A+ list singer who still has the reputation and voice of one, not to mention diva antics and craziness on par with Mariah Carey did not want a certain event to happen. She does not care about what it is, but does not think she can survive being without drugs for that period of time.

Blind Items Revealed

December 30, 2012

This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.

Jeremy Piven

Blind Items Revealed

December 31, 2012

This just about A list celebrity who will fade away now that he is not competing anymore, split with his girlfriend because she wanted to get serious and at least talk about marriage. Our athlete wanted no part of that with countless women throwing themselves at him. He says that when no one does that anymore is when he will get married.

Michael Phelps

Blind Items Revealed

December 31, 2012

This former A list celebrity and B- list television actress is now a C list celebrity but still gorgeous. She was under the impression that it would be just her and her A list celebrity boyfriend spending the holidays together and maybe, just maybe once or twice he would bring in another woman. No way was she going to be in a rotation system with four or five women.

Carmen Electra/Simon Cowell

Blind Items Revealed

December 24, 2012

So, the sexy photo sent to all her followers? The very sexy one. The one where she would be naked in under 30 seconds that the A list actor boyfriend bought her. He took the photo. Yet she says she and her husband are still together.

Miranda Kerr/Leonardo DiCaprio

Blind Item #2

This C+ list mostly movie actress who gained her fame from a network reality show is on the hunt for a new benefactor. Apparently she got the phone number of this A+ list mostly movie actor and has been texting him like crazy trying to get invited to his place this summer. we are not just talking about one text a day or anything and she has not been shy about sending photos either.

Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2012

This A list all movie actor was told by his wife that she would leave him if he made a certain movie with a certain someone. The wife has a good friend who was hurt recently by the certain someone and there was no way the wife was going to allow her husband to be working everyday with the actress. None.

Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Kristen Stewart

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly television actor from a hit USA network show has never been known for playing on the same team, but he had two weekends in Vancouver with this BBC mainstay who everyone thinks is incredible looking and openly gay.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Christie Brinkley continues to look great. Here she is with Alec Baldwin.

Dennis Quaid and his ex at a graduation for their daughter,
Speaking of daughters, Denise Richards takes two of hers to the Grove.
Andrew Garfield walks his dog in the rain while his
girlfriend Emma Stone makes a coffee run.
Ginnifer Goodwin as Jackie O
Rob Lowe as JFK.
Olvier Martinez holds Halle Berry in Paris.
Jessica Chastain looks amazing here.
She was at the Maui Film Festival with Ryan Phillippe.
Jennie Garth and her daughters.

Random Photos Part Three - amFAR Gala

Ireland Baldwin has been everywhere lately.

Jennifer Lopez and Kenneth Cole
Uma Thurman
Carly Rae Jepsen
The lovely Iman
Liza Minelli gets sandwiched by Kenneth Cole and Alan Cumming
Gabourey Sidibe
Yeah, these were the fashions they got to watch. Camo pajamas.

Random Photos Part Two

Julianne Hough wearing a Picasso painting.

Jesse Metcalfe in London with his girlfriend.
Jessica Simpson out with the bearded one.
Avril Lavigne looks like she has been giving Chad Kroeger tips on frosting his hair.
Leyla Ghobadi takes some time off from talking about having sex with Kanye West to run some errands.
Miley Cyrus wears some of Justin Bieber's jeans.
Miranda Kerr throws out the first pitch at a baseball game in Korea.
The Olsen twins all dressed in black.
Patrick Schwarzenegger gets his abs fondled by his girlfriend in St. Tropez.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Don't forget to send in your Reader Photo if you would like it to be shown in the days leading up to Reveal Day on July 4th and again on Reveal Day in a giant post or two of all the reader photos received. Time is running out. You can send them to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

 Four parts today.

Rihanna in Manchester yesterday.

Sandra Bullock at the premiere of Heat in London.
Shakira in a car packed full of people after dinner.
That is Matthew Broderick hiding behind Sarah Jessica Parker and the kids.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5

Conversations With My Two Year Old Part Three

Blind Item #8

This star NFL player for an NFC team has been having an affair with the wife of one of his teammates. It all started when he saw her naked on vacation.

Cheerios Parody

This video was made in response to the ignorant people out there who criticized the latest Cheerios commercial because it dared show an interracial couple. You know, because it is 1950 or something.

Blind Item #7

This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee might have to testify in a case because he is a witness to the behavior of a stripper he had been plying with drinks while having sex with her before she did something very wrong. His current girlfriend would be less than thrilled to discover this.

Blind Item #6

This former B list mostly television actress has made it perfectly clear to her A list mostly movie actor husband that this A list mostly movie actress is not allowed to be in his life. She is willing to do anything that he has asked, but she refuses to be in his life if the actress is in his life. Apparently she is really jealous, even when the actor has explained that the actress is way more into women than men.

Four For Friday - It's Not His Baby

It is Friday so it must be announcement time. I will be quick so you can head over to the gas station and get those last minute Father's Day gifts. They really are never as good as Mother's Day are they? I got my dad a screwdriver one year. It was battery operated. I got it free with a fill up. I know, I know. I feel bad. He did seem to like it though. Anyway, that was last year and this year I made up for it by getting him a set of cups I have acquired from drinking at various sports venues. I will be here all weekend blogging and giving you some reveals from the archives tomorrow and probably on Sunday too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

It is well known that this couple has had their issues. She feels like she has sacrificed everything in her career to have a family with this B list mix of television and movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. She wanted to be an actress and had really started to gain some traction when she met her soon to be husband. Then she got pregnant and gave up acting for a bit, but wanted to get back into it. The thing is he would not let her audition for anything. He wanted to be the star of the family. Sure, he made sure she got a part here and a part there, but in such a way that she owed him her thanks for making it happen. When new gigs were offered after those appearances he made her turn them down. She was allowed to do nothing. He would always give her one excuse after the other and take jobs that were as far away from Los Angeles as possible and make her go with him just so she could not audition for anything. A couple of years ago the couple were at a party and they were introduced to this A+ list celebrity who was just coming off a notorious breakup. The wife of our actor and the celebrity really got along well and the next thing you know our wife was volunteering at school everyday, or at least what that is what she was telling our actor. Actually she was meeting the celebrity at a recording studio and either having sex with him there or at his hotel. The next thing you knew, she was pregnant. With his baby. She had the baby and convinced her husband it is his. Meanwhile, she continues to see the celebrity whenever she can and her husband is none the wiser.

Your Turn

Send out your Father's Day love.

Blind Item #5

This B list celebrity chef with the challenging name is set to open their first restaurant. It would be a good idea if they actually knew how to cook on their own without relying on two others to do the cooking.

Bonus Blind Item

This former B list reality star who is known more for her relationships than any kind of career other than getting naked is having a torrid affair with another woman. The woman who is still in her teens has been told by our former reality star that she can make her have a big career. Umm, she has not even been able to do it for herself.

Amy Poehler On Conan O'Brien Back In The 90's

Blind Item #4

This female B+ list celebrity/athlete with A list name recognition is learning the hard way that the person you cheated with is also likely to cheat on you with someone else. Of course, considering how much of a pain our B lister is to deal with, let alone date or be romantically involved with, it should come as no surprise that her boyfriend is out there playing the field or his trailer as much as he can when she is not around.

Tony Blair & Wendi Deng Murdoch

Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch announced he was divorcing his wife Wendi Deng. The pair have not been living together for several years and the last time either of them did anything nice for the other was probably when Wendi took care of the pie throwing protester for Rupert. The greatest piece of gossip to come out of this other than the $2B that Wendi is expected to receive in the divorce is that apparently rumors are flying that Wendi and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have been playing hide the haggis. Well, yes, I understand that is Scottish, but it always sounds more dirty when you use British food terms like Toad In The Hole. Anyway, Tony Blair's office denies that they are having an affair. Like they would admit it. They are also saying they are not currently having an affair. No word of what happened last week or last month or even yesterday. Just when they were questioned at that second, Tony was not giving her The Bubble And Squeak. See, British food terms? I could go all day with these. Spotted D**k. Jam Roly Poly.

Blind Item #3

This A list diva and C list talent at everything else she does and she does a lot tried to trade up recently in the boyfriend department. She has been working on hooking up with this A list celebrity/contributor/seemingly everywhere and finally got her chance and the pair hooked up for an entire weekend. When she asked him when they could see each other again, he said he would see her all the time, just not in bed as she was too old for him and he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down. So, she went back to her D lister who is just grateful to have her back.

Blind Item #2

This former B list actress who is now a C list celebrity with much higher name recognition has always been above it all and just wanted to be an artist. She has spent all her money on drugs(heroin) and partying and is now open to anything that will pay. It is a lot easier to be high and mighty when you have money in the bank.

Blind Item #1

This former A list reality star is now a B- list celebrity who tries to appear on reality television whenever she can because it is how she pays the bills. Well, that and the times she has sex with men outside her marriage. Yeah, her husband has not had sex with his wife in a very very long time.

Melissa Joan Hart Will Make Out With You For Nice Jewelry

Melissa Joan Hart has been out talking about her new book which she promises will tell all. It won't. I read it and it tells very little. It tends to skip anything that makes Melissa look bad at all and believe me, it could get very bad, very quickly with her. To show you how not tell all it is, one of Melissa's juicy tidbits she likes sharing in the tour to promote it is that she and Ryan Reynolds once made out while she had a boyfriend. He was in that made for television Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie and he played her boyfriend in it and when the movie wrapped he got her a really nice watch. really nice. Not dollar store nice, but still nice. Melissa says that even though she had a boyfriend she just had to make out with him. "When a guy gives you a really nice piece of jewelry, you have to make out with him even if you have someone." Presumably she has stopped that now that she is married with kids. Buy her something and find out.

Amanda Bynes Tries To Make Nice With Drake

You have to give Amanda Bynes credit for one thing. When she decides she wants to have sex with a guy she really goes after it hard. For months she has been trying to work every angle she can to have sex with Drake. There have been the times she has Tweeted him about murdering her private parts to the times she has had virtual sex conversations with him, including some one on one cam time where he could see her, but she could not see him, to calling him ugly and then trying to make him jealous by saying she wanted Chris Brown. Now though, this morning she Tweeted that she was sorry for all those things and that she wants to be friends and could they be friends and won't he be her neighbor?

Betty Ford Center Is Not A Fan Of Lindsay Lohan

It turns out that if Lindsay Lohan had not asked for a transfer from the Betty Ford Center, that it was more likely than not they would have kicked her out. See, that would have been the great thing because then she could have gone to jail possibly. I know, I know, who am I kidding. I'm pretty sure Lindsay could kill someone and they would change the laws just for her so she could have house arrest and film movies at her house. Anyway, according to Radar, Lindsay refused to do group therapy because she felt that everyone in the group was selling information about her. Surprisingly that has not happened yet. I would not be shocked if it does happen, but most people are pretty good about staying quiet and keeping that kind of thing sacred. Lindsay was also complaining every second of everyday about her Adderrall. You just know when she gets out she is going to get right back on it, which means she will still be using.

Charlie Sheen Ticked Off At Farrah Abraham

Apparently Charlie Sheen is just a wee bit upset at Farrah Abraham for releasing their text messages to the public. I'm not sure what he expected since Farrah also sold photos of herself getting her latest boob job and will sell anything, anywhere at anytime to anyone who asks if the check is large enough. In response, Charlie drafted a manifesto. I guess some people would call it a strongly worded letter, but when there are misspellings to this degree and the words are so inflammatory, I think it is more of a manifesto.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

I think he did forget to add the p.s., that he is still willing to have sex with her.

Tish Cyrus Files For Divorce

When Billy Ray Cyrus filed for divorce three years ago, I really thought Tish Cyrus should have been the one to do so. It was Billy who was causing all the trouble and drama within their marriage and he is the one who wanted out so he could "explore." You can decide what explore means, but it means a few different things in this context. He then dropped the whole thing because he realized he had no career without Miley and Miley had sided with her mother. Apparently things never got that much better in the last three years and Tish is the one who filed for divorce now. You will notice that Billy has not been hanging around the family much. Shunned might be too strong of a word.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Bradley Cooper getting ready for a joust on his motorcycle.

Bethenny Frankel develops her idea for Skinnygirl gyms for toddlers.
Britney Spears leaving Michael's. Getting all crafty.
Connor Cruise and his lady friend.
Corey Feldman must be going through a cash crisis. He is only going out with one woman instead of five.
Drew Barrymore in California Style Magazine.
Dakota Fanning shopping in LA.
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski get their workout on.
Emma Stone taking a break from filming in NYC.