Saturday, June 15, 2013
This former A+ list singer who still has the reputation and voice of one, not to mention diva antics and craziness on par with Mariah Carey did not want a certain event to happen. She does not care about what it is, but does not think she can survive being without drugs for that period of time.
December 30, 2012
This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.
December 31, 2012
This just about A list celebrity who will fade away now that he is not competing anymore, split with his girlfriend because she wanted to get serious and at least talk about marriage. Our athlete wanted no part of that with countless women throwing themselves at him. He says that when no one does that anymore is when he will get married.
December 31, 2012
This former A list celebrity and B- list television actress is now a C list celebrity but still gorgeous. She was under the impression that it would be just her and her A list celebrity boyfriend spending the holidays together and maybe, just maybe once or twice he would bring in another woman. No way was she going to be in a rotation system with four or five women.
Carmen Electra/Simon Cowell
December 24, 2012
So, the sexy photo sent to all her followers? The very sexy one. The one where she would be naked in under 30 seconds that the A list actor boyfriend bought her. He took the photo. Yet she says she and her husband are still together.
Miranda Kerr/Leonardo DiCaprio
This C+ list mostly movie actress who gained her fame from a network reality show is on the hunt for a new benefactor. Apparently she got the phone number of this A+ list mostly movie actor and has been texting him like crazy trying to get invited to his place this summer. we are not just talking about one text a day or anything and she has not been shy about sending photos either.
December 20, 2012
This A list all movie actor was told by his wife that she would leave him if he made a certain movie with a certain someone. The wife has a good friend who was hurt recently by the certain someone and there was no way the wife was going to allow her husband to be working everyday with the actress. None.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Kristen Stewart
Friday, June 14, 2013
Christie Brinkley continues to look great. Here she is with Alec Baldwin.
Ireland Baldwin has been everywhere lately.
Julianne Hough wearing a Picasso painting.
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Four parts today.
Rihanna in Manchester yesterday.
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee might have to testify in a case because he is a witness to the behavior of a stripper he had been plying with drinks while having sex with her before she did something very wrong. His current girlfriend would be less than thrilled to discover this.
This former B list mostly television actress has made it perfectly clear to her A list mostly movie actor husband that this A list mostly movie actress is not allowed to be in his life. She is willing to do anything that he has asked, but she refuses to be in his life if the actress is in his life. Apparently she is really jealous, even when the actor has explained that the actress is way more into women than men.
It is Friday so it must be announcement time. I will be quick so you can head over to the gas station and get those last minute Father's Day gifts. They really are never as good as Mother's Day are they? I got my dad a screwdriver one year. It was battery operated. I got it free with a fill up. I know, I know. I feel bad. He did seem to like it though. Anyway, that was last year and this year I made up for it by getting him a set of cups I have acquired from drinking at various sports venues. I will be here all weekend blogging and giving you some reveals from the archives tomorrow and probably on Sunday too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
It is well known that this couple has had their issues. She feels like she has sacrificed everything in her career to have a family with this B list mix of television and movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. She wanted to be an actress and had really started to gain some traction when she met her soon to be husband. Then she got pregnant and gave up acting for a bit, but wanted to get back into it. The thing is he would not let her audition for anything. He wanted to be the star of the family. Sure, he made sure she got a part here and a part there, but in such a way that she owed him her thanks for making it happen. When new gigs were offered after those appearances he made her turn them down. She was allowed to do nothing. He would always give her one excuse after the other and take jobs that were as far away from Los Angeles as possible and make her go with him just so she could not audition for anything. A couple of years ago the couple were at a party and they were introduced to this A+ list celebrity who was just coming off a notorious breakup. The wife of our actor and the celebrity really got along well and the next thing you know our wife was volunteering at school everyday, or at least what that is what she was telling our actor. Actually she was meeting the celebrity at a recording studio and either having sex with him there or at his hotel. The next thing you knew, she was pregnant. With his baby. She had the baby and convinced her husband it is his. Meanwhile, she continues to see the celebrity whenever she can and her husband is none the wiser.
This former B list reality star who is known more for her relationships than any kind of career other than getting naked is having a torrid affair with another woman. The woman who is still in her teens has been told by our former reality star that she can make her have a big career. Umm, she has not even been able to do it for herself.
This female B+ list celebrity/athlete with A list name recognition is learning the hard way that the person you cheated with is also likely to cheat on you with someone else. Of course, considering how much of a pain our B lister is to deal with, let alone date or be romantically involved with, it should come as no surprise that her boyfriend is out there playing the field or his trailer as much as he can when she is not around.
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This A list diva and C list talent at everything else she does and she does a lot tried to trade up recently in the boyfriend department. She has been working on hooking up with this A list celebrity/contributor/seemingly everywhere and finally got her chance and the pair hooked up for an entire weekend. When she asked him when they could see each other again, he said he would see her all the time, just not in bed as she was too old for him and he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down. So, she went back to her D lister who is just grateful to have her back.
This former B list actress who is now a C list celebrity with much higher name recognition has always been above it all and just wanted to be an artist. She has spent all her money on drugs(heroin) and partying and is now open to anything that will pay. It is a lot easier to be high and mighty when you have money in the bank.
This former A list reality star is now a B- list celebrity who tries to appear on reality television whenever she can because it is how she pays the bills. Well, that and the times she has sex with men outside her marriage. Yeah, her husband has not had sex with his wife in a very very long time.
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.
I think he did forget to add the p.s., that he is still willing to have sex with her.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Bradley Cooper getting ready for a joust on his motorcycle.