Saturday, June 29, 2013
This former B list mostly television actor who was on a very hit almost network show has been spending the past several weeks after his breakup basically living with three women. He was trying to see all of them independently, but just gave up and said that if they wanted to be with him, they all needed to live with him. They all accepted and it is like a mini Playboy Mansion.
November 15, 2012
You would think Jon Hamm would have the biggest manhood on the set of Mad Men, you know, because he always wants to show it off. It turns out though that one of the stars other than Jon is called Diet Coke because his manhood is the size of a 20 ounce diet coke bottle. Yeah. Maybe Jon is feeling a little insecure.
November 8, 2012
This celebrity couple was doomed from the start. This foreign born C lister has learned what every other C lister has learned before her when they date this B list musician who has had some very big hit songs. He is a stage 5 clinger. First dates he talks about marriage and despite his bad boy image, is the most insecure person on the planet and needs constant texting and calls and is terrified of people cheating on him. I also wonder if he is secretly gay and tries to cover that up with his looks and does not know how to interact with women which might be the root of his problems.
Benji Madden/Eliza Doolittle
November 8, 2012
This A list actress spent most a recent evening at a party crying in a corner. When asked what was wrong, she said it was the first time she had ever been to a party where no men had hit on her and that no one seems to care about her. The actress just downed one drink after the other collecting a pile of shot glasses until at the end of the night she was helped out to a waiting car. All alone.
November 1, 2012
What A list reality star who has at least one very hit show she hosts and does a bunch of other things has told her new boyfriend that their relationship is about sex and nothing more. Apparently he started talking about marriage and getting serious and our celebrity just laughed and laughed and said that it was about sex and companionship and nothing else. She said there is no way she is jumping into another serious relationship right now. I think the guy had visions of marriage and not working ever again.
#3 - What former talk show host and now reality star/producer/author said the other day that she has not had sex in almost two years. She said she just is not that interested but does enjoy time on her own if you know what I mean.
October 7, 2011
#2 - This A list couple recently married. They were co-stars and then became lovers. Our actor already had a significant other in his life, but he really wanted his co-star. So, he told his then girlfriend he would be working late, got a production assistant to let him into the actresses' trailer and was waiting there for her naked as the day he was born. Unfortunately she was not alone, as her assistant had come with her. The assistant saw what she saw and then went away. Apparently the rest of it worked though since the couple got together.
Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz
This former A list "singer," who later became a reality star and punchline to drinking jokes was at a party last week when she got a little drunk and decided to try and do some twerking. She is aging and not as blessed with the dance moves she once was so then went to a strip tease, but she had so many layers of Spanx and things bound together to keep from splitting that it became laughable at how long it was taking her.
Friday, June 28, 2013
Antonio Banderas is starting to look a little older each time I see him.
Hmm, do you think John Travolta is wishing that he had David Beckham alone with a massage table?
Hello Karolina Kurkova. Kome over and I will Kook you some Bakon.
Have you ever noticed that only Anna Paquin ever takes the twins out by herself and that you never see Stephen Moyer taking them both out by himself.
Rihanna goes nerdy in Germany.
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Six parts today.
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