March 26, 2013
This former B list actor who on a good day is probably a C lister had a very bad week last week. He has A list name recognition and a girlfriend. He told his girlfriend he was going out with some friends. Apparently those friends included just a B- list mostly movie actress. Well, the actress was the only friend really. When he finally got home, he was hoping he would be able to talk himself out of trouble, but his girlfriend had spray painted his car and the inside of his place with some very choice words.
Ryan Phillippe/Ashley Greene
Saturday, July 20, 2013
March 26, 2013
April 5, 2013
"It had been so long since I had sex with a guy who showered, didn't reek of smoke and booze and who could actually get it up that all I have been able to do since that day is smile." Foreign born C list actress/model telling her friend about her A++ list mostly movie actor ex.
Vanessa Paradis about Johnny Depp
April 3, 2013
This almost A list mostly television actor is back on television on a show. How long remains to be seen, but the other day he was telling a story about why he is such good friends with this former almost A list celebrity. It turns out one night he was going to commit suicide and she called him and stayed with him on the phone for 12 hours straight. He said that no one else has ever been so willing to help him and he credits her with saving his life.
Matthew Perry/Jennifer Capriati
November 16, 2012
This barely out of her teens all movie actress is probably B list, but she is fairly anonymous about it. She just seems to mash in with all the others that are exactly her same age and all compete for the same roles. Her name is memorable and opens doors though. That is what makes her stand out. Anyway, she had a fling with an almost A list all movie co-star recently who is well over twice her age. She was madly in love with him. he just wanted the conquest because of what happened a couple of decades ago. Once he had taken her he never spoke to her again except while actually filming.
John Cusack/Emma Roberts
March 29, 2013
This B list celebrity and former A list group member is a legend in when it comes to kink. This is probably what attracted her ex to her in the first place. Nothing is too kinky for this celebrity.
February 28, 2013
Remember how back in the day Tiger Woods traded cover stories so that his infidelities could be hidden? Well, an A++ list celebrity has reached a similar deal and is appearing on a cover that she would have laughed at a year ago until she passed out from laughing so hard. The thing is, the parent company of the magazine was offered some information about the celebrity. Disturbing information. About a long time employee. About the employee being caught pleasuring himself to photos of our celebrity and her infant daughter. Yeah, it is pretty sick. There is video of the incident that was taken by a woman he paid to have sex with. They are both drunk in the video but he talks about how he works for the celebrity and was her very first employee and has been with her forever and the hooker went to sell the story and the publishing company loved it. Was going to buy it and reached out to the people of the celebrity and they traded. Cover stories for a block on the publication of the photos and video. The celebrity also got together with her A++ list husband and they paid the hooker a great deal of money to go away. So, in the next couple of months when you see a cover and go wtf, now you know why.
Beyonce & Jay-Z (shortly after this blind, Beyonce showed up on the cover of Shape)
March 24, 2013
In a survey of celebrity coke users, the consensus is that if you are ever wanting to hang out with another celebrity because of their coke stash, this former A list reality star and now C- list celebrity who thinks of herself always as A list has by far the best coke anyone has ever tried. It is one of the reasons that other actors and actresses and celebrities never really said bad things about her. They didn't want to be cut off. Yes, it is supposedly really that good.
March 22, 2013
This actress is A list. Definite. Not a question about it and she has A+ name recognition. Mostly television. She is a little goofy. No question about that. When someone has stars on the ceiling of her bedroom because she likes to see them light up her room at her age, you have to wonder if she had the chance to ever fully embrace adulthood. She may try to act innocent or give the impression that she has not messed around with entire crews before, but she has. Guys who you think would not stand a chance with this actress get her phone number. They can text her and call her and flirt with her and if you make her laugh then you have a pretty good chance of getting to sleep with her. She likes to have a contest of sorts on the shows she has worked on and also garnered a serious flirt and play reputation once when she guest starred on this long time hit network show. The entire cast of men on the show got one week to flirt with her and do their best to get her attention, but when that end of the week party happened, there was only one guy who got to take her back to her hotel. Looking at him, you think to yourself that the B list actor/celebrity/comedian she picked was kind of an odd choice, but again it goes back to making her laugh. They dated all of one night. She is not known for her long term relationships.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
March 22, 2013
This actor who keeps getting treated like an A lister with all of his lead movie roles but has the talent of a C lister was doing pretty well with his ladies man reputation. He had a girlfriend. He didn't want you to know it, but if you asked him point blank he would not deny it. Six months. Going well until she went shopping and he went down to the front desk of the hotel to get a new key made. Started talking with the clerk and she volunteered to make sure it worked for him. Back to the room and naked in a matter of minutes. Hello girlfriend. Didn't expect you back so soon. Single again.
Gerard Butler/Madalina Ghenea
Last week Kanye West left the country. To do so, he flew out of LAX. He got into an argument with a pap and was basically an awful human being. Then, earlier this week a tape recording was released and in that tape, Kanye is caught trashing Pink and Taylor Swift and calls MTV a bunch of racists because they do not give him every award and instead also give awards to white people. You know he actually believes all this stuff right? On his way back to the country, Kanye again flew through LAX. This time when paps confronted him he went after them and hit the pap and also tried to steal all the camera equipment. That would make this a felony robbery and Kanye is going to see the inside of a police station really soon and probably will not go to jail, but I see lots of anger management sessions in his future which he will probably blow off and some community service which he will blow off and a move to Paris to be with his special friend where Kanye can be Kanye and all the Kardashian stuff is far far away. As much as he hates paps and people taking his photo, you have to ask yourself why he ever hooked up with a Kardashian.
Friday, July 19, 2013
Mulder and Scully reunited again at Comic-Con gets the top spot.
Some early Comic-Con photos and Evangeline Lilly was there promoting her children's book.
Jim Carrey hangs out with a baseball team in Iowa.
I think if Peta Murgatroyd had this bra choice to make again, she would probably go in a different direction.
Five parts today.
Rose McGowan's boyfriend decided that he would let her be the only one wearing capris yesterday.
This A list mostly movie actor who is getting serious buzz as a sort of television actor was out celebrating last night when he went into a rant about how ugly his waiter was and called the manager over to tell him how ugly the waiter was and that our actor was never coming in again unless he got a different waiter. Preferably someone young and hot and attentive.
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a B- list mostly movie actress headed to a C says that she once orally serviced this A+ list celebrity/singer while he watched his A list mostly movie actress wife in a movie. I thought the two would split up when that relationship started buzzing.
March 22, 2013
This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to have sex with the celebrity.
Friday today. I can't believe it is almost August. The summer has flown by. We are at the midway point between Memorial Day and Labor Day which means that very soon I can spend my weekends on the couch watching football instead of sitting on my couch watching baseball. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend and will have some reveals each day. Last weekend there were some very good ones. I will try and find some good ones from the archives for this weekend too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, you can do so @entylawyer
A little back story to this blind. Originally this blind was not going to be blind at all and was going to be published by a reporter who had done extensive research on the story, and the fact that a celebrity was involved was just one facet to the story. That celebrity, who used to be an A list mostly movie actor was questioned by the reporter about the facts and the former actor hemmed and hawed and said he would get back to him. He never did. Instead, the reporter was visited at home by three gentleman with Eastern European accents who advised him that any story he was writing could be written, but that if the actor/celebrity was mentioned in the story or implied or inferred that they would visit him again at a time when the wife and daughter of the reporter were also home and then they all could have a chat together. Our actor/celebrity it seems has friends in very high places. One of the three men who paid the reporter a visit had a diplomatic passport.
At this point, the reporter's first draft did not mention the actor/celebrity, but I am hoping he will change his mind or that this might help ruffle some feathers and that if enough people know, that the reporter can proceed without fearing for his safety or the safety of his family.
The story goes back about ten years. Maybe a little more. Our actor was just coming off his peak. He was not A list any longer, but he still had that A list name recognition and glow about him. Our actor also had an appetite for women. A huge appetite for women. Because of his status, he had no problems getting women, but he had certain kinks that needed to be satisfied so he preferred to find some women in Asian countries or poorer countries where they could be bought and arrangements made for them to be given a "job" in his production company and a visa arranged so they might be able to travel with him. Our actor did this for many years, even while he was married to, at the time, this B+ list mostly movie actress. At the time of the blind he was divorced from that actress wife, but he was seeing this other C list mostly movie actress who he had met on a film. He also happened to run into a dictator. They had previously crossed paths and were actually friends because if their shared appetite for violence and women and the dictator was a huge movie fan, especially of our actor. He also admired the actress our actor was now dating. Our actor gladly handed the actress over to the dictator for a night. The actress did not even utter a protest because she had been beaten enough by the actor and the dictator had a reputation of his own that she did not want to meet. So, she stayed quiet, but she is also one of three sources the reporter used and the actress has not been seen in almost a year. Whether she is in hiding on her own or is being hidden without her consent, I don't know.
The next day, the actor and the dictator had a chat and the actor said he was tired of his most recent travel companion and that her visa was running out, but he had no idea how to get her back to her country and just did not want to bother. The dictator offered to take the woman off our actor's hands and the actor agreed, but said they should make it official. He always wanted to sell someone so the dictator offered the actor $20. The actor agreed. One hour later the woman was in the hands of the dictator and two years later she was dead. Killed because of internal injuries after a particularly brutal rape which the dictator was known for. The reporter said that people noticed the woman who was killed, not because she was killed, because it happened more frequently than one would think, but because she was Asian and the rest of the sex slaves of the dictator were not Asian. The other sources for the reporter also confirmed that the dictator was proud that he had got the woman from one of his favorite actors and that he was sorry she had died because the actor would ask him about her when they saw each other. The dictator is now dead. The protection the actor is getting comes from another leader who also enjoys the company of the actor and they share the same taste in women and violence.
This former B list reality star who is still a B list celebrity and who has had some awful taste in celebrity boyfriends might not be so innocent when it comes to her most recent breakup. She said it was he who cheated and he did. What she conveniently forgot to mention were the three or four nights in the final month of the relationship that she spent at the house of her ex, the former A list rocker who is still big with the 80's & 90's crowd.
Just a few days before his death, Cory Monteith flew from Japan to Vancouver. During the flight, a flight attendant asked Cory to make a quick video for her boyfriend's daughter. Cory was kind enough to do so and I can think of a million celebrities who would have said no. In the video, Cory's advice to the daughter and her friends was to stay out of trouble and to stay in school.
This former A list athlete who is still an A list celebrity, is trying to make a comeback. He is also trying to doge a lawsuit involving one of his businesses. A man ended up with two broken legs at the celebrity's gym, due to faulty equipment. The staff kicked the man out and made him walk to the doctor. In response, the athlete said wasn't concerned and only cares about making sure he gets paid and that the guy was probably faking his injuries to get money from the athlete.
This A list celebrity/singer made her dancers and backup singers strip to nothing because she said that a bunch of coke was missing and that one of them must have taken it. There they were, all of them in a group naked while she quizzed them and went through their clothes. After two hours, her assistant showed up and reminded the singer that the singer had used it all earlier.
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This former almost A list movie actor who approached A list only because of a franchise recently spent 48 hours in a detox facility which is all he had time for without drawing attention to his news. His body was so messed up that everyone around him thought he was going to die. He is still really sick and is having severe withdrawals and doctors have told him if he does not stop drinking he will die.
This former A list tweener who is in this space frequently picked up two women and made them have sex with each other in front of our former tweener and his friends as a condition to being with him. They agreed and were filmed the entire time. There is some question whether one of them is over 18. Neither ended up having sex with the tweener who passed them off to his friends while he watched.
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