This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit, long running, network show has finally walked away from her husband. At least this time it has been a week. He cheats constantly and is at it from the time his wife leaves for work until she gets home. He then goes out at night, leaves her with the child(ren) and hooks up with whoever he has met online that day. He promises the women that he can make them a star. He then has sex with them and rarely calls them again.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
This A list singer/former A list tweener made five women stand naked in his hotel room before they were allowed to talk to him. While they were standing there they were talked about and leered at. There were more women originally but some gave up and one was pulled out of the lineup because one of the guys there wanted to have sex with her and another two were kicked out for being too fat. This will be revealed.
April 22, 2013
This newfound B list celebrity/reality star was all set to hang out with 100 kids and give them some pointers in their chosen sport. Kids and parents were all looking forward to it. Our celebrity decided to party instead and got wasted and slept with a random woman he met and missed his flight and blew off the kids and families.
April 22, 2013
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a perv of epic proportions. I think everyone of us knows that. This might be pushing the edge of perviness though. Is it proper protocol to fondle and grope your girlfriend's breasts and slide your hand under her dress outside the bathroom and then take her hand and go back to the table where her parents are seated?
April 21, 2013
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress from a franchise has lost out on several roles because she refuses to crash diet. Producers have offered her roles provided she drop a ton of weight and say they can arrange for her to get some Adderall or speed, but our actress refuses it and says they can hire her like she is or she will continue to lose weight the old-fashioned way.
Bryce Dallas Howard
April 20, 2013
This A list comedic actor who has had a run of good luck in the past two years has really started to get his drink back on. I have talked about him before and his drinking issues, but this might be the ultimate. At a party after a premiere, our actor got so drunk that he peed himself while talking to a group of people. He suddenly stopped talking and looked down and everyone else's eyes followed and there was no doubt what he was doing. He then went and found a table to fall asleep under.
April 18, 2013
This former A list female tweener must have been a huge fan of FFF, because she went up to this A+ list rapper and said I will show you mine if you show me yours. He was all for it so she stripped up top and he stripped down bottom and apparently she stared for a good five minutes and said she had never seen anything like it. No word on what happened after, but this part happened in front of a crowd of five or six people.
Miley Cyrus/Snoop Dogg
April 18, 2013
This A list singer got her hands on some acid that was not her normal fare a few weeks ago. As a result, she can't remember the words to about half her songs and now needs a teleprompter on stage to help remind her.
February 27, 2013
This new to the A list mostly movie actress who got her start on a hit network television show told some of her fans following her asking for a photo to f**k off and that if they wanted to see her or get a photo they should print one off the internet and go see her latest movie.
Sometime in the next week there is going to be a 30 second cell phone recording hitting the internet which shows the celebrity husband of this A list reality star having sex with a woman who is most definitely not his wife. The recording is very very recent. The recording is grainy but there is no mistaking who it is.
Friday, July 26, 2013
A mini-reunion of The Return Of The Jedi cast gets the top spot.
Denise Richards taking a night off from five kids.
Jessica Simpson makes her post baby public debut.
Miley Cyrus standing in front of her name in London.
Five parts today.
Prince Harry at his first public appearance since the birth of his nephew who he plans to take out drinking really soon.
This A+ name who is now a shell of her former almost A list mostly movie actress self has apparently been banned from ever entering a certain country again after a hotel claims that a rare piece of jewelry was stolen by the actress. They have kept it quiet, but the insurance company is going to pursue a claim against the actress. The only action the hotel took was to talk to someone who had it arranged that the actress is not allowed back inside the country. I don't think she was planning on going back anyway.
April 17, 2013
This really close, if not there A list mostly movie comedic actor has got such a big head now that he even lost a friendship over it. A friendship to an A+ list mostly movie actor who let him have the keys to one of his houses. Our almost A lister threw party after party there and the house was trashed and valuable pieces of art were broken and the almost A lister told the A+ lister he would write him a check and it was no big deal, but the A+ lister told him that it was not about the money, it is about respecting another person's property, especially when entrusted to you.
Jonah Hill/Brad Pitt
It is Friday. The last Friday in July and less than a month before school starts in many places. Enjoy those last 30 days kids. I will be here all weekend with some blind reveals from the archives and from more recent times too. If you don't have anything to do this weekend, why not spend a minute or two all comfortable on your sofa while we pound back Bloody Mary's and wish that everyday was a weekend. Then we can drag ourselves back to work on Monday promising ourselves we won't ever drink again. By Tuesday we waver. You can follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer
This actor was approaching A list when he was younger. That was when he got the role of a lifetime on a television show. Then he dropped to B despite a truly great film performance that everyone loves. Loves. He stayed busy even without fame and was pumping out movies as fast as he could make them. Every genre, but not many successful ones. It didn't matter. he was working. From the time he hit his first set when he was in his teens he was drinking. That turned to drugs and back to drinking. That turned to rehab and then rehab again. As he drank and grew older, he also became a real pain to work with and directors and producers wanted less and less to do with him. When he came on the set with a knife once and then later with a gun while high on meth, he was shown the door. Literally. Rock bottom. He said he literally slept in a gutter that night because he kept drinking and kept using and when h fell down off a curb, the gutter was on a slant and he did not have enough muscle coordination to beat the slant and was on the ground all night. He woke up and went to rehab the next day. Had a slip and then went again. After that second chance he has kept on the straight and narrow. He has been clean. From the day he got out of rehab that second time he has been calling producers and directors and writers. He just wanted a chance to act again and to show everyone he could do it. He says he never missed a day of calling for almost two years. He kept going to lunch with people to show them he was clean. He made sure people saw him clean. Now, almost two years later he landed a great film role and a small part on a very popular television show. Hopefully he can keep it together.
Kris Jenner talked about faking orgasms and having sex on an airplane in front of her two youngest daughters. I know we all dislike Kris and the rest of the Kardashians, but, should she have been talking about things like that in front of her mid-teens daughters? Would you?
This actress is C- list. Mostly movies. She is related to a B- list actress who will join her relative in the C range very quickly since her show ended and can't get work. Anyway, the current C lister is about to get a few roles because she filmed herself and this almost A list mostly movie actress having sex. Apparently it is very hot. The almost A lister is out so that is not the big deal. It is who she is dating now. he does not want a scandal and is throwing parts the C lister's way.
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This barely A list mostly now movie actor is back on the stripper bandwagon again. The married to a celebrity actor is keeping it online this time though and just has webcam chats with several different women who have all signed non-disclosure agreements. His wife does not know though.
This show creator of a hit cable show admitted that he let his peen get the best of him when he cast this B- list mostly movie actress in a role for which she was not suited. She said she would sleep with him if she got the part and he really wanted to, she got the part and was hated. She slept with a cast member to get him to stick up for her, but he just blew her off when she tried to get him on her side and keep her on the show.
The boyfriend of this former A list reality star from a hit cable show who is now a B list celebrity and still has A list name recognition brokered a deal for the celebrity to have sex with a fan. $100K for just three hours. Impressive. What is not that impressive is that the boyfriend is keeping it all for himself. Yeah, he is that way for sure.
This A list reality star with A+ name recognition from a very hit cable show is thrilled with her weight loss. You know, diet and exercise is what she says. The Adderrall she pops like Skittles would tell a different story. She takes so many that she has been sleeping two hours a night and has become the most impossible diva on the set of her show.
This former A list mostly movie actress who was this close to A+ before everyone realized she can't act and was not popular and made a string of bombs got naked with this almost B+ celebrity who everyone has been talking about this past year. As soon as they got naked though, the boyfriend of the almost B+ lister walked in the room and started undressing and that was the cue for the former A lister to grab her clothes and leave. I'm sure her husband was glad to get her back.
This former B list mostly movie actress was going to be the next big thing at one point. A bunch of movies in a row. Kind of reminds me of Kirsten Dunst, but without the booze and need to have a strong of rock star boyfriends. Anyway, she now does mostly television. Probably B- list. Anyway, two nights ago she and some guy she had just picked up at a club decided to have sex in a cab on the way to his place. Full on sex. hey managed to finish before arriving at his place, so she just said good night, and went home. Where is Taxicab Confessions when you need it?