This B list teen celebrity took off her only undergarments at dinner the other night and set them on the table and told her actor husband to put them on. He went to the bathroom and did just that and she made him show her right in the restaurant.
Saturday, August 10, 2013
February 14, 2013
Remarkably enough, this A list mostly television actor has rarely had sex with any of his co-stars. He has however made a few exceptions and he said recently of one of his current co-stars that, "She might not look like much, but she gave me the best b**w job I have ever had." Apparently this was just a one time thing.
February 13, 2013
This C list celebrity of A+ list offspring went to the emergency room this week. He burned himself with Nair while trying to remove all the hair in his genital region. Guess his older B list celebrity girlfriend likes him smooth.
February 13, 2013
This B list celebrity/designer was overheard telling her assistant at the conclusion of a show how everything they just saw was s**t, and that she had never seen anything worse and that the designer should kill themselves. Our celebrity then made directly for the designer and air kissed him while saying she had never seen anything better.
Out shopping this week, this B+ list celebrity/talk show host/manager was not happy with the level of service she was receiving. As in, no one was paying her any attention because she was not actually doing anything but walking through the store. As soon as she saw someone, she stopped them and said the infamous don't you know who I am bit and demanded that someone walk around the store with her in case she decided to buy something. 45 minutes later she walked out without buying anything. NOT Kris Jenner.
February 1, 2013
This A+ list all movie actress was asked to appear at an event. For charity. A well established charity. The actress said she would be happy to but wanted $250K for her appearance plus another $50K worth of stuff and only promised to be there for 30 minutes. She said her time is valuable and that no matter the cause, her time was more important. The charity declined and then found five other actors and actresses who were huge hits at the event and did it all for free.
This A list mostly movie actor who seems to cameo in whatever you want him to show up in is married. He has had lots of affairs which would probably surprise those of you who are fans of him and women and men love this guy. Always in popular movies. Has made several all-time classics and he is good looking and is an incredibly nice guy. He just likes to have sex with other women. Not so much women he picks up because he thinks that is the way to get busted. Nope. He prefers getting a hotel room, preferably a long way from home and then having someone who does not speak English come to his room and take care of him. This is a regular thing.
June 11, 2009
What aging but not really old Academy Award winner/nominee A list actor recently had a heart attack and passed out but refused to go the hospital. Instead, he had his doctor come to the house and hired a nurse to watch over him for a few days. He even went to a sporting event three days after it happened.
June 10, 2009
This Real Housewife was asked to leave a recent high profile charity event because of inappropriate behavior. She got really drunk and kept thinking she was at Mardi Gras and people were throwing her beads.
April 30, 2013
This former B list reality star/singer wannabe freaked out her latest guy by always calling him daddy and had photos in frames of her dad everywhere around her place. Well over 20 by his count.
Brooke Hogan ( He must have got over it though since they are still together)
April 30, 2013
This A+ list celebrity who really could not have enough ++ after his name to show how ++ he is, has had a steady stream of female visitors since his celebrity wife has become busy with her latest project. He loves this time and says he has learned to enjoy it. One of his visitors is a B list celebrity who seems to be seeing him much more frequently than in the past.
Friday, August 09, 2013
The top spot today goes to this group which includes Gwen Stefani and her husband and Bono and his wife. In France. Wearing underpants.
A first time, and long overdue appearance for Danny Pudi in the photos.
I believe Ashton Kutcher is wearing makeup here.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth really seem into each other don't they?
Five parts today.
This guy, Rick Saloman, has had sex with Tommy Pickles, Shannen Doherty, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson and now Pamela Anderson again and is still alive. The wonders of modern science.
"Oh, he is the one who is gay. Right? The one who sings. I didn't know he was gay. We went on a date. He put his arm around me on the red carpet and then never touched me again. We didn't even talk. He just smiled when he saw cameras. Lots of cameras. Lots of smiles. No cameras, no smile. Got waiter's phone number. he smiled then."
B list reality star on a very hit network show who has been on the show since its inception discussing this former A list celebrity from a celebrity family during an interview.
This C list mostly television actor was all over a woman most definitely not his A+ list mostly television actress girlfriend who has a history of guys cheating on her so they can get out of being in a relationship with her. This time though it is not just a break up that is involved.
This former A list mostly television actress who you have to stop and remind yourself used to be the biggest thing on television and was everywhere walked up to this B- list actress and told her to stay away from her A list actor husband. Our former A lister knows what the actress tried to do. She knows how hard she was trying to hit on her husband and trying to set him up to be caught up in a scandal. Apparently our A lister knows a few things about the B- lister and said them right then and said the tabloids would be the next to know. Then our A lister smiled and walked away.
May 8, 2013
At a party last night, this B- list mostly movie actress who is in this space repeatedly, told a friend that she had missed her period and fears she might be pregnant from a one night stand with this former B list mostly movie actor who has been known to impregnate. Our actress then went and sat on the lap of this B list athlete and canoodled him before leaving with him later.
Ashley Greene/Ryan Philippe/Mark Sanchez
Tis Friday and I have always wanted to use tis in a sentence. No real announcements other than the usual I will be here all weekend writing my fat fingers to the bone and will have lots of reveals this weekend. I saw one or two super hot peach juicy that I want to reveal. I have peach on the mind. My mom made four pies this week. All peach and all gone within an hour of making them. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter where I talk about other things, have been known to drunk tweet and follow people randomly. I am @entylawyer
I have wanted to write about this person for sometime and have never got around to it. It really should be a movie because there is so much to say. I guess the place to start is that she was basically hooking for drugs at 15. That is a nice beginning. She got married to one of her better customers who also kept her turning tricks. She was expected to bring home other women for them to have and to work for him. Meanwhile he also beat her on an almost daily basis, but nothing visible to keep the customers away. He cheated on her with lots of other women and kept her hooked on drugs and to this day she is still hooked on drugs and booze and has just as much sex as she ever had before. The only difference is now that she is a B+ list reality star on a hit network show, she does not have to get paid for sex. She is happy to trade drugs for sex though because she loves free drugs. Oh, and if you have ever wanted to have s threesome or foursome with a person on a network show, then bring the coke and the people and she is your lady.
May 7, 2013
This B-/C+ list actress/former reality star found some guy worth millions about 5 minutes into the party and then literally held on to him the entire night and told someone she had to go to the bathroom so bad but was afraid he would find someone else or leave if she went to the bathroom. She held it and held on to him and left with him at the end of the night.
This NBA all-star who has never been in this space before better check those age of consent laws before he tries to bring that underage teen from Atlanta and set her up in a place on the west coast. The states have different laws about the age of consent. In Georgia, she is legal, but not many other places. Bringing her across state lines would be a no no too. Oh, and what about your wife and all that promotional money that comes your way everyday? Risking it all for a teen?
This A list celebrity/singer who used to be A+ list is having a tough time staying sober. Oh, you never knew she had an addiction problem? That is because she does not share everything with her fans. No, she only shares the things that make her look good. She had plans to make an announcement when she was a year sober and pat herself on the back and tell everyone how easy it is, but she has not managed two weeks since she got out of rehab.
This C+ list mostly television actor who was on a very very hit network show until recently will probably drop down to D really quickly. He could barely hang on to B- while being on the show. Anyway, one of the reasons he was let go was his constant fighting with one of his co-stars. The reason? The better looking and nicer co-star once had sex with one of the more outgoing members of the cast who now has a serious boyfriend. The one who was let go thinks the woman was stolen from him. Not true at all, but that is how his crazy mind works and why he will probably do a lot of jail time in the future. This will be revealed.
Anyway, Lindsay partied all night with The Wanted and was sober, but only because she had a sober companion with her and she did try and ditch the companion a few times. I think as soon as the companion is gone, so is her sobriety. Oh, and the companion will go as soon as they stop getting paid which should be any time now.
"You are so small. My teen fantasies just went to dust." This B list reality star/television host when she accidentally walked in on this former boy bander turned reality star turned boy bander/host when he was naked in his dressing room.
I don't know if this almost A list television and movie actor is into it, but he is dating and has been with his girlfriend for awhile, so you would think he would be into it or experimenting. She is a very well known and very well paid dominatrix. She is not just doing it for show either which makes me wonder about our actor. Maybe that is why he always dates women half his age.
This former A list mostly television actress who crashed so hard and fast to C list that all of our heads spun is now probably a B- list mostly movie actress who everyone knows. Everyone. Well, if you watched the television show or knew of it. Anyway, she pays her husband a monthly sum of money to stay quiet and to watch the child(ren) because she loves to be able to use the dating and wedding story in her interviews. In reality she has been practically living with a studio executive for the past year. Time with her child(ren)? The studio executive does not like kid(s) so our actress never hangs out with the kid(s).
This C+ list celebrity moves up and down from an almost A to almost D depending on how much her family keeps her in the spotlight. It is never because of her own doing, these moves up and down the ladder of fame. She did make a name for herself the other night though as she had sex with two different celebrities at the same party within a couple of hours. The two celebrities are almost A list, and know each other very very well, but don't know they both had sex with her. This will be revealed.
This Week In Florida - Mother & Daughter Offer 2 For 1 Sex Specials - Man Posts Photos Of Dead Wife To Facebook After Killing Her
The news that got the most attention was the man who killed his wife and then posted photos of her dead body to Facebook and in the caption said "I'm going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife." Even though he killed his wife, he did spare the woman's 10 year old daughter who was found unharmed yesterday afternoon in the home the couple shared.The husband said he killed his wife because he could not handle being abused any longer and that she was always punching him. This is interesting because a woman would be able to use that defense. I wonder if he will try and use that defense.
The post on Facebook remained for four hours before being taken down by the company.
In other Florida news, a mother and daughter have been arrested for the second time in as many weeks for offering 2 for 1 specials for $160 an hour. The pair offered to have sex together with a policeman or just let him watch. Yeah. Police say the pair are trying to support their drug habit.
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