June 5, 2013
This A list mostly television actress gave her significant other a big check, calling it a bonus, so he could get the ring she wanted for their engagement.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Saturday, August 24, 2013
June 4, 2013
Everyone thinks this C list celebrity with almost A list name recognition has reunited with someone from her past because of want. It is because of need. For the past year and a half she has been fighting off her uncle. The uncle would just take her out to go shopping, and then would kiss her and hug her at the end of the day. That progressed to taking her to lunch and holding her hand during it or taking her shopping for bras. They have gone to dinner and he even had her spend the night at a hotel room several times. In the past few months as she has matured, his advances have been getting stronger and stronger and she has no choice but to stay away.
June 3, 2013
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show flew into a rage recently when her husband refused to authorize her purchase of several hundred thousand dollars worth of antiques. He said no. People looked the other way when she started screaming.
June 3, 2013
This A+ list celebrity couple had a huge knock down drag out fight at their hotel after the husband turned up many many hours later than he was supposed to. It got so bad that his security team got into a fight with her security team. The show did go off without a hitch though.
Jay-Z and Beyonce
June 3, 2013
This A list celebrity with no apparent talent except being a diva despite all the things she does, tried to get a doorman fired at the hotel she is staying at. Apparently the doorman tried to strike up a conversation with her and she told him to never speak to her unless she spoke first and then tried to get him fired. The hotel refused.
June 3, 2013
This B- list mostly movie actor who is known for his acting, but also other things about him personally had finally found a girlfriend. Well, she thinks they are boyfriend/girlfriend and the tabloids do because he told her they were and his publicists did too, but he is seeing anyone that walks or talks and is willing to have sex.
June 1, 2013
Despite giving this A+ list mostly movie actor his start and some of his biggest breaks, the A+ list actor no longer speaks to the man who gave him his start. Our A+ list actor has moved beyond all that and thinks of himself as a serious actor and not a person who would ever resort to that kind of role any longer.
Ben Affleck/Kevin Smith
June 1, 2013
This now B- list celebrity/multiple reality show participant has A list name recognition. She also thinks she is better than everyone else. This was the case even a few years ago before she was married when she had a one night stand with this C- list mostly movie actor who used to be a B lister and is still very much beloved for a certain role. She has repeatedly said that she has never even met the actor because she thinks he is beneath her station in life. He has photos from the night.
Nicole Richie and Jason Mewes
Remember when Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian split? Kris Jenner went back and reshot a bunch of scenes for the show so she could show that Kim was a victim and that she did everything to save the marriage and that Kris Humphries was evil and blah blah blah. The story that they switched everything was gone in a few days, but those reruns of the show are out there forever.
Now, Kris Jenner has started feeding stories to their beloved Harvey at TMZ. Yes, the same TMZ that refuses to say anything about any Kardashian ever. They will probably die if Kanye marries Kim because then they will have to be nice to him.
TMZ is saying in an article they posted last night that Lamar Odom has a serious drug problem and that Khloe does not care about the affairs, but wants to save Lamar's life. It also says that when Lamar refused to go to rehab two day ago, Khloe kicked him out of the house. Umm, he has been living out of the house for over a month, and had been living in The Roosevelt for a month before that, so when did the kicking out occur? See, it's all spin. Photos of Lamar loading suitcases. Kris says, "This it it." Khloe kicked him out and here is the proof.
It's all a scam to make everyone named Kardashian look good. Does Lamar Odom take drugs? Yeah. He smokes pot for sure. other drugs? He is tested by the NBA all the time and has not been in trouble with them in a long time. TMZ called him a hardcore recreational user. If you smoke pot everyday, several times each day, that would make you, by definition a hardcore recreational drug user.
The divorce is coming. Kris is just making sure you see Khloe as some saint, who went above and beyond. Those scenes you will see on television. You won't see or hear a word about affairs or cheating, just Khloe being a saint, and TMZ will make sure they help.
Don't forget that TMZ and People are owned by the same company. They get a discount on kneepads.
Friday, August 23, 2013
Think this woman is in love with Alexander Skarsgard?
Elizabeth Banks on the set of her new movie and
Josh Duhamel goes all shiny for his workout.
Matthew Broderick and his baggy trunks takes a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker right before he tells the captain to sail away.
Five parts today.
Long time no see in the photos for Penn Badgley who is shooting his new movie. It is about him and his pet skateboard.
This former almost A list mostly movie actress has not been in anything for a long time. Nothing. Just dropped off the map from almost A to nothing. poof. Gone. Some say it is a case of stage fright and that she can't be in front of cameras any longer, but there is a more sinister theory also out there involving her husband.
June 1, 2013
Back in the day, this A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie actor was probably a B+ lister, but everyone still wanted to sleep with him. The problem is he usually had a high profile girlfriend. Didn't stop him sleeping with others, but he had to be careful. The most careful cheating he ever conceived was when he was dating this A+ list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. His conquest would only agree to have sex with our actor at his home so he had to wait until his girlfriend went out of town. He then brought over this then A+ list celebrity who was dating an A+ list celebrity and had one night of fun. Neither of them has ever spoken of it publicly although the A+ list actress has threatened to discuss it and others have let slip bits and pieces.
A+ actor: Ben Affleck
A+ girlfriend: Gwyneth Paltrow
A+ celebrity: Britney Spears
A+ boyfriend: Justin Timberlake
I know school has started in a lot of places, but yesterday I saw some ad on Twitter that was encouraging teachers to already start planning their winter vacations. It is still August. I say you at least wait until after Labor Day to talk about winter vacations. The day after Labor Day is when all the Halloween stuff goes up, so then would be a good time to think about fall and winter. I will be posting all weekend and I do hope you will stop by for blind items and reveals from the archives. I have a couple that I have been pondering for the past few weeks. Oh, and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.
#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.
#2 - Lindsay Lohan and this A list mostly movie actor who had sex with her before she even turned 18. I think she was 17, but it might have been 16. No one has ever been able to confirm it for sure. Oh, and he is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
#3 - Tila Tequila and this aging Academy Award winner who has always been known as a ladies man and will forever be A list. Apparently he ran into her at a Lakers game and someone told him that he should invite her over to his place. She stayed a week.
#4 - Anne Heche and this Academy Award winner/nominee who also will always be A list hooked up at the height of her craziness. He has said he had no idea what was going on and that she was "way too advanced for him." Probably makes his actress wife thrilled that she gets to have sex with him.
#5 - Jessica Simpson and this A+ list celebrity/rap star hooked up after he was brought in to maybe help her with some songs when she was thinking of going in a new direction. She made a confession to him and one thing led to another and they spent all night together. They did end up recording one track together which has never seen the light of day. I don't know if he told his celebrity wife about it.
#6 - Zac Efron and this B+ list celebrity/singer hooked up. As crazy as she is now, she told him that she was a virgin at the time. He is totally not her type but she had a crush and used everyone she knew in the industry to get his number.
This C+ list celebrity/mostly movie actor who is probably more famous for the size of his c**k more than his acting, does have really high name recognition. Lots of people know the name, but no one is quite sure what he does except for that franchise thing. Anyway, he says has a sex tape he loves showing and is having a special party this weekend where he is showing it one more time featuring this male B- list celebrity/singer.
March 8, 2013
This former A list female tweener and still B list celebrity/reality star used to be best friends with this C+ mostly movie actress. Our female tweener then decided to have sex with the boyfriend of the actress and called the actress during it to tell her. Yes, she was wasted out of her mind, but, because of that she has no female tweener friends.
Demi Lovato/Camilla Belle
You have never seen in-laws get along as well as these two, except they are not in-laws yet. He does not have many friends. He is kind of in lock down mode and doesn't get to leave the house much. When he gets a new stash of Bolivia's finest, the first person he calls is his future celebrity sister-in-law. She appreciates it just as much as he does and if she happens to sometime sit on his lap while she does it that is ok right? It is not like he has married her A list celebrity sister yet.
What former female brat pack member spends most of her day inside at her house waiting for the various delivery services to come by with her pill prescriptions. Our actress, currently is taking about 50 pills a day and is barely recognizable from her days in some of the best movies ever.
This A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee is moving over to television and told his co-star that he thought it would be best if she stopped calling the paps everytime she left her house so when they go out to talk about their new show that it will be fresh and exciting and people won't feel like they see her every second. And guess what? They are no longer speaking. This should work out well.
This blind took place in a group therapy session. I believe they are sacred, so would normally not even have a blind about what happens there, but apparently this still young, A-/B+ list mostly movie actress also discussed it with members of the group and some of their friends (who had not been in the session) outside therapy at a crowded restaurant. She says she is messed up and the reason is that an actor family member would get wasted and molest her and this happened until she was in her early teens.
This former almost B list mostly movie actress who is now a C- gets paid extra from guys to use her fake accent from the one hugely memorable role she had. This actress makes way more money from being with guys then she ever did making movies. If you bring your own drugs, she will give you a big discount though.
What B list female national news anchor with the interesting name was trying to hide in a corner of a hotel lobby. She was texting furiously before finally getting to see the man she had been waiting for. Definitely not her husband. Could it have been innocent? Sure, but holding hands to to the hotel elevator and her grabbing on to him tight, is probably not that innocent. Coming down 90 minute later all untucked and still a little sweaty, or wet from a shower, also probably not that innocent.
Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM