Saturday, November 16, 2013

Blind Item #3

This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.

Blind Item #2

This former A list mostly television actress who has slipped to B with all of her shows off the air has a new clothing line. All she wanted was the check. The company kept asking her if she wanted to help or contribute and she said, "send me the check and what you want me to say and I will show up and take some photos in the clothes and tell the world I designed them."

Blind Item #1

This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple.

Blind Items Revealed

May 21, 2013

It is not a woman he is just dating. This almost A list evenly split television and movie actor has a full-time sober coach. he just wanted her to be hot. One thing has led to another and they are an item.

Jason Segel

Blind Items Almost Revealed

May 21, 2013

This former B list celebrity and sometime reality star who is now probably a C- list celebrity has been known to turn tricks with her kids in the house, and use drugs too.

She has not had the best month of November. The good news is any publicity is good publicity in her situation.

Blind Items Revealed

May 21, 2013

This A list director picked up a woman at an after party last night and took her home to his place. Seriously? After what you claimed you went through the last time you did that.

Todd Phillips

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2013

This B- list mostly television actress who has been known to date for publicity made it very clear to several musicians at the Billboard Awards last night that she is available to anyone who is interested. It was kind of awkward how she was acting and just so blatant about it.

Jenny McCarthy

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2013

This A list celebrity/athlete has been taking high blood pressure medication and apparently it is making him impotent which is leading to more drinking which has led to a 15 pound weight gain and a gut. Combined with his baldness and he looks nothing like he did before everything began.

Tiger Woods

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2013

What former A list tweener and now a pretentious brat made his on again/off again girlfriend wait outside his room yesterday for 20 minutes while he smoked a joint and got serviced by a woman his friend had found for him. Our former tweener then kicked the groupie out one door and invited in his sometime girlfriend.

Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez

Blind Items Revealed

May 17, 2013

This B-/C+ mostly television actress from a hit premium cable show was announced as a presenter for this award show. After she was announced she asked for $50,000 to show up at the show. She thought she could get it because they had announced her. She was wrong. The producers told her they would have her replacement by the next day. Our actress backed down.

Emmy Rossum

Blind Items Revealed

May 17, 2013

This almost A list mostly television actor is not really A list, but his name recognition is so high that it seems he should be A list. Anyway, he is making an appearance next weekend and he was not all that interested in the money they offered. Nope. What he wanted included were five women who will do whatever he wants for the entire weekend without him having to pay for them.

Charlie Sheen

Blind Items Revealed

May 13, 2013

Thisclose to A list in both movies and television, this actor has a big temper. Not for the first time, and certainly, not for the last he yelled at his wife. Before they got married he would yell at her in front of friends and family and strangers to let her know what she was doing wrong or how she had displeased him. Lately he has been doing better, or at least trying to keep his yelling to a minimum and at home. For the past week though he has been on her every chance he gets telling her he knows she is focusing on exploiting his name for her gain and that she needs to stay at home and take care of him and not be traveling all over the place using his good name.

Alec Baldwin

90 Seconds Of Bat Kid

This 90 seconds of video is a great sample of the love and support the city of San Francisco showed to Miles Scott yesterday. This is amazing.

Sylvester Stallone Uses The N Word

Showing just how ignorant he can be and demonstrating why African Americans never want to work with him, Sylvester Stallone called an African American pap the N word. Sylvester has not apologized and won't apologize because he doesn't care what black people think about him. The guy is a racist and has always been a racist. Do you think he liked working with Carl Weathers? Try and find a nice word that Mr. T ever said about the guy. I think Stallone should be grateful he doesn't usually have video cameras around him or he would have been caught many years ago being the a-hole he is. Combine his racism with the HGH and you have one messed up freakazoid. But hey,please go see Expendables 42 where old men go to pretend they are still action stars.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Jean Claude Van Damme is about 100. He wins top spot immortality for this.

Ashley Benson in Cancun.
Alec Baldwin looking to bottom for an African American man.
Celine Dion is in Paris selling a book about her.
Another actor doing an impressive bit of work. Cameron Diaz jumping rope in
five inch heels.
Claire Danes loves red. From head to toe. Not sure about in between.
Courtney Stodden says she does not read or write. Has no interest in doing porn. Umm, escorting?
Channing Tatum filming the newest Jump Street movie which only requires him to go without his shirt for 46 minutes.

Random Photos Part Four

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at LAX. He kind of threw her under the bus the other night but I guess she doesn't care.

Emily Mortimer with a mini-Jolie leg thrust.
Padma Lakshmi goes for the staid look.
Long time no see in the photos for Tom Selleck.
Evan Rachel Wood with another solo red carpet appearance.
Anne Hathaway at Rashida Jones' jewelry line launch.
Hunger Games - Rome
January Jones and her weekly hair washing.
I'm sure Jada Pinkett Smith has a great reason for her new hair style but I don't care enough to even look it up.

Random Photos Part Three

Kevin Bacon playing Candy Crush on the subway.

Speaking of Candy Crush, Kaley Cuoco's ring is so big that she can't get it in her pocket. She should have it checked out to see if it is real.
Kristin Cavallari swears she has a baby bump and that she weighs more than 100 pounds. Oh, and that The Hills was real.
Kim Kardashian and supplier of great gossip Brittny Gastineau.
Khloe Kardashian thought she was going to be on television not radio so she went for the street hooker look.
Katy Perry in Amsterdam.
Leah Remini all dressed up headed to rehearsals with
Bill Engvall and
Jack Osbourne

Random Photos Part Two

Mel B going out to dinner with her husband. They have been together much longer than I would have made a wager on before they got hitched.

Mariah Carey getting a chance to wear gloves. Always her dream evening.
The Bambi Award were held last night in Berlin. All you need to know is that Miley Cyrus
Victoria Beckham
Robbie Williams and
Bill Gates all got awards. Bill then twerked with Miley.
Matt Damon and the always intense Jason Patric.
Derek Jeter's ex girlfriend after getting her hair styled.
The Olsen twins headed to a Richard Lewis tribute concert.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Penelope Cruz all air brushed for her latest photo spread in a magazine and

in real life yesterday juggling mom duties.
Paris Hilton is headed to China. Please keep her.
Robert Pattinson looks happier than I have ever seen him at a charity auction.
Rod Stewart thinking it is 1963 rather than 2013.
Robin Thicke on a motorcycle. He wants you to think he is cool.
If you have ever wondered what happened to Rutger Hauer.
Sylvester Stallone looks like he works out every five seconds and takes HGH the other four seconds.
Taylor Armstrong and four hats because one won't do when she has someone to buy her three more.

Blind Item #10

This former Real Housewife wants her own show. She says she is far too busy to do a talk show but is hoping she can be on a panel show or something else where she only has to work an hour or two a day so she can spend the rest of the day with her kids. Huh. She doesn't even see them now so that won't be much of a change.

Blind Item #9

This A list actor who used to be A+ and is in danger of dropping to B+ if he doesn't get a hit does not even sleep with his former B list mostly television actress wife. Sex is pretty rare too.

Mixtapes Explained

Blind Item #8

This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a c**k ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard.

Off Topic

I hate olives but it doesn't stop me from getting drunk on martinis.

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2013

This former B- list mostly television actress who does not do much of anything right now except shadow her significant other recently told the world she does not drink. She made it sound like she has never had a drink. Well, maybe she should have said that prior to her current relationship she used to drink and get wasted and pass out all the time and was a mess every non working night. Then, she learned her current man hates drinking so she pretended to have never had anything to drink.

Blake Lively

Four For Friday - The Battle

It is Friday today and the weather has gone from hotter than August to LA parka weather in a matter of about 24 hours. yesterday when it was in the mid 90's it was tough to believe there were less than six weeks until Christmas. Today? Well it isn't snow and it probably will stay real close to 70, but yeah, well, it is cold at night. Anyway, I hope everyone has a great weekend and I will be here blogging away with reveals and blinds and counting down the days until I can open my Star Wars Lego advent calendar. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I would love to see you. I am @entylawyer and you can watch me discuss fascinating topics like hotel toilet paper with Sir-Mix-A-Lot

There have been dings in the armor before. A nick or two here and there but things have been controlled the way they always are. This family might change all of that. They have the potential and capability to bring down an entire empire unlike anything seen before. It would be catastrophic because they know everything and are never shy about truth telling. Well, as long as it benefits them.

It starts with this former B list television/movie actress who has an A++ list name and does not really act any longer. Go ahead and ask her a question about her family but she won't answer. Oh she might give you some type of vague platitude but she can't and won't talk about them. None. Behind the scenes there is an epic battle which will cause all kinds of destruction to the thing she holds most sacred and has the potential to bring down a very powerful organization.

There are literally generations in this family taking sides and there is plenty of money that is being offered or threatened for each person willing to commit to a side. Meanwhile the organization is doing everything they can to prepare themselves in advance if the most well known B list celebrity in the family starts naming names and secrets she knows.

Your Turn

Do you think they should still teach cursive writing in the schools?

Blind Items Revealed

May 9, 2013

The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly. I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway, this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won't be referring to any body parts as a hard sheath.

This actress is probably B list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents. They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her "boyfriend" was. They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened, or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew her parents would love. The guy was  gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way he was ever going to commit to her.

Emma Watson

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 3, 2013

This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.

He has an Academy Award nomination within the past five years and relies on friends to give him roles now.

Blind Item #7

At a party the other night that she was hosting this B- list mostly television actress was telling a story about her rise and fall in fame. She rose to a B and then crashed down to a D. She was hustling to find any kind of work and wondering if she would get to act again. It got so bad at one point that she went to a party with a producer and had already slept with him to get a part and then he made her take off her dress and let guys snort coke off her body and because she needed the part she did it. Now she is on a hit show. Hopefully she is saving her money.

Blind Item #6

If you are a transgender hooker this TNT host/commentator has no problems giving you lots of money to come over to his hotel room when he is in town. He won't invited you to his home but when he is on the road you can make some serious money. Good thing for you he is on the road every week for a couple of days at a time. Atlanta pros are making a killing off this guy and his need for a new look each week.

Blind Item #5

This A list television/B list movie actor would blow a gasket if he knew that his wife was calling the paps each time before they leave the house. He threatened to leave her last year after he caught her doing it but she hasn't stopped. She loves having them take her photo.

Blind Item #4

This A list mostly movie comic actor has been giving interviews for his new movie and hoping the botox he got injected into his face wears off quickly. It has caused him to have a half smile on his face which he can't get rid of. He looks ridiculous. It's even funnier to hear him talk.

Playmate Brandi Brandt Extradited To Australia

Former Playmate of the Month Brandi Brandt was extradited from the US to Australia yesterday to face cocaine conspiracy charges. Brandi was Playmate of The Month way back in October 1987 and also Nikki Sixx's wife at one point. She was in a Sydney courtroom yesterday facing charges that she was part of a group that transported drugs on flights from California to Sydney on Qantas flights.

Brandi did not offer any kind of plea and is due back in court in December. This case has been dragging on for six years. The amount that Brandi was said to have moved in drugs was about $100K and it happened between August and December 2007.  Brandi is 45 and was born in the United States and as you can see in the photo above appeared on one of the world's greatest television shows of all time. Married With Children.


Blind Item #3

This former A+ list celebrity who now is just a stay at home mom and wife probably should stop staying at home when her wife goes to work out. There is not much exercise going on with her male trainer other than sex. Twice a week every week.

Blind Item #2

"She f**ked to get her Oscar so f**k her."

Ancient A list comedienne/B list talk show host trash talking this A list mostly movie actress who is in a huge franchise after the actress said bad things about the comedienne.

Blind Item #1

This former B list mostly television actress who had one big hit network show which she still lives off to get work is probably also still called by her character's name when people see her. It would have been funny to see the other day when a car cut her off and the actress chased down the car and cut it off before getting out of the car and yelling at the driver with every possible use of the word f**k. Her kids were in the back of the car.

A Reader From The Philippines Talks About Typhoon Haiyan

There are lots of readers of the site who live in the Philippines. One of those, who comments under trainrides has been a long time reader and has sent in her photo to reader photos in the past. I asked her to write a few paragraphs about her experience in dealing with Typhoon Haiyan. When you read about the woman scheduled for surgery who had to swim to safety from her hospital room, you realize just how serious this all was.

On the morning of November 8, when Typhoon Haiyan first made a landfall in Guiuan, Eastern Samar (my birthplace and where a majority of my relatives still live), I was home safe and dry here in Manila, only slightly worried and silently praying that Guiuan and the rest of the region would make it okay. Born and raised in the Eastern Visayas (central part of the Philippines facing the Pacific), I'm used to typhoons battering our province. Typhoons are a "normal" part of life. We have been warned that this was a super typhoon but no one was prepared for the scale of destruction it would bring. For days after Haiyan, we couldn't get in touch with our families and friends in the province. I couldn't watch the news because it was just too painful. The city of Tacloban (the administrative capital of Eastern Visayas) was almost wiped out. There were dead bodies everywhere. Only strongly built structures have withstood the ravages of the typhoon.
On Monday, we started to receive news from some of our families and friends. They survived although their homes didn't. They told us they are almost out of food and water and are desperately trying to leave the province. Some of my aunts and uncles headed to Cebu, a nearby province, and are now on their way here to Manila.
My Mom's best friend who was diagnosed with breast cancer was confined at Bethany Hospital in Tacloban and was scheduled for surgery that Friday at 3 p.m. When Haiyan hit Tacloban, Bethany Hospital was washed out by the storm surge. She and her son, fortunately, were able to swim to safety.
A childhood friend, who is a policeman, was on duty that day at Tacloban. Until now, he is still missing.
A cousin in Tacloban posted a message on Facebook on Monday for us not to worry because all of them in the family have survived but their homes were destroyed and that they need food and water. I haven't heard from her since but still holding on to hope that they're safe.
Truth is my family is still relatively lucky. We don't have any casualties. Aside from my childhood friend, everyone has been accounted for. A lot of my relatives are on their way here to Manila and some to nearby provinces. But the rest of the survivors are still there, homeless, hungry, scared for their safety due to escalation of crimes, suffering the stench of the place due to decaying corpses.
Many Filipinos are enraged by the inefficiency of the Philippine government's relief and rescue operations. We are very grateful that international organizations such as the UN have been quick to extend help, as well as foreign countries who quickly came to our aid. What we need right now is to keep the survivors alive. After this, the long way to rehabilitation and recovery would be long and truly challenging. We are grateful for the donations and relief assistance but we still need all the help we can get.
Thank you so much, Enty, for giving a spot on CDAN for the survivors of Haiyan.
I know some of the readers have already donated. In behalf of the Filipino people, maraming salamat po. We would forever be grateful.
 
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Brooke Mueller Never Told Her Doctors That She Went To Rehab While Pregnant

Although Brooke Mueller went to rehab twice during her pregnancy she never told her doctors. That is the claim made by Radar. It is not that I don't believe Radar because when it comes to Brooke Mueller I'm sure she tried to keep it all secret so the story wouldn't be released and the media have a field day. What I can't figure out is how with all the blood tests and growth scans and every other test you go through while pregnant that no blood test revealed she had meth in her system.

Brooke didn't tell her doctors even while delivering them seven weeks early. Again, I have trouble believing she was clean at the time she delivered the babies so wouldn't they have seen how dirty she was on a blood test? What bothers me is that if no one did catch her despite her using drugs every day of her pregnancy then what hope is there to ever catch any other people that are using drugs during pregnancy so the proper tests can be performed on their kids when born or take the kids from the drug using parents?

Chelsea Clinton Has Never Watched Bravo - Never Heard Of Real Housewives

I know there are lots of people out in the world who made the decision to never watch reality television. They think it is beneath them. That is totally fine with me and if you don't want it in your life then you are probably better off for it. However, I am hoping that before they made the decision to never watch reality television that perhaps they might have watched an hour or two to make sure they were informed as to the pros and cons of the genre. One thing I dislike is when someone complain about a movie or a book but have not actually watched the movie or read the book.

Two nights ago Chelsea Clinton was presented an award. At the event she said she had never watched Bravo and could not name one show on the network. None. I find it hard to believe that anyone with a television has not surfed past the channel. I also find it hard to believe that someone with a television has not looked at the guide and at least had one name stick in their head. Are you telling me she has never heard of Real Housewives. I'm not asking if she has never watched the show or knows the name of a housewife but to tell me you have never heard the show's name seems out there.

Here's why. I'm presuming that someone like Chelsea who thinks reality television is beneath them only watches PBS and considers themselves to be well read and read only the New York Times and the Washington Post. Each of those publications has mentioned Real Housewives hundreds of times since the show first aired. So, to tell me you have no idea what a Real Housewife is tells me you are not as well read as you would have the rest of the world believe.

Has she never heard the White House crashing story? Never been asked if it was possible? I think it shows that you are not well read and don't have a grasp of the world if you have never even heard of the show. It tells me that you are either lying or that you live under a rock.

This is not a knock on Chelsea, but just showing you that when people say something like this that what it probably means is that they don't want anyone to know they know what a Housewife is and didn't think about their statement before saying it. Either that or they are watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians 24/7.