This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.
Saturday, November 16, 2013
This former A list mostly television actress who has slipped to B with all of her shows off the air has a new clothing line. All she wanted was the check. The company kept asking her if she wanted to help or contribute and she said, "send me the check and what you want me to say and I will show up and take some photos in the clothes and tell the world I designed them."
This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple.
May 21, 2013
It is not a woman he is just dating. This almost A list evenly split television and movie actor has a full-time sober coach. he just wanted her to be hot. One thing has led to another and they are an item.
May 21, 2013
This former B list celebrity and sometime reality star who is now probably a C- list celebrity has been known to turn tricks with her kids in the house, and use drugs too.
She has not had the best month of November. The good news is any publicity is good publicity in her situation.
May 20, 2013
This B- list mostly television actress who has been known to date for publicity made it very clear to several musicians at the Billboard Awards last night that she is available to anyone who is interested. It was kind of awkward how she was acting and just so blatant about it.
May 20, 2013
This A list celebrity/athlete has been taking high blood pressure medication and apparently it is making him impotent which is leading to more drinking which has led to a 15 pound weight gain and a gut. Combined with his baldness and he looks nothing like he did before everything began.
May 20, 2013
What former A list tweener and now a pretentious brat made his on again/off again girlfriend wait outside his room yesterday for 20 minutes while he smoked a joint and got serviced by a woman his friend had found for him. Our former tweener then kicked the groupie out one door and invited in his sometime girlfriend.
Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
May 17, 2013
This B-/C+ mostly television actress from a hit premium cable show was announced as a presenter for this award show. After she was announced she asked for $50,000 to show up at the show. She thought she could get it because they had announced her. She was wrong. The producers told her they would have her replacement by the next day. Our actress backed down.
May 17, 2013
This almost A list mostly television actor is not really A list, but his name recognition is so high that it seems he should be A list. Anyway, he is making an appearance next weekend and he was not all that interested in the money they offered. Nope. What he wanted included were five women who will do whatever he wants for the entire weekend without him having to pay for them.
May 13, 2013
Thisclose to A list in both movies and television, this actor has a big temper. Not for the first time, and certainly, not for the last he yelled at his wife. Before they got married he would yell at her in front of friends and family and strangers to let her know what she was doing wrong or how she had displeased him. Lately he has been doing better, or at least trying to keep his yelling to a minimum and at home. For the past week though he has been on her every chance he gets telling her he knows she is focusing on exploiting his name for her gain and that she needs to stay at home and take care of him and not be traveling all over the place using his good name.
Friday, November 15, 2013
Jean Claude Van Damme is about 100. He wins top spot immortality for this.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at LAX. He kind of threw her under the bus the other night but I guess she doesn't care.
Kevin Bacon playing Candy Crush on the subway.
Mel B going out to dinner with her husband. They have been together much longer than I would have made a wager on before they got hitched.
Five parts today.
Penelope Cruz all air brushed for her latest photo spread in a magazine and
This former Real Housewife wants her own show. She says she is far too busy to do a talk show but is hoping she can be on a panel show or something else where she only has to work an hour or two a day so she can spend the rest of the day with her kids. Huh. She doesn't even see them now so that won't be much of a change.
This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a c**k ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard.
May 20, 2013
This former B- list mostly television actress who does not do much of anything right now except shadow her significant other recently told the world she does not drink. She made it sound like she has never had a drink. Well, maybe she should have said that prior to her current relationship she used to drink and get wasted and pass out all the time and was a mess every non working night. Then, she learned her current man hates drinking so she pretended to have never had anything to drink.
It is Friday today and the weather has gone from hotter than August to LA parka weather in a matter of about 24 hours. yesterday when it was in the mid 90's it was tough to believe there were less than six weeks until Christmas. Today? Well it isn't snow and it probably will stay real close to 70, but yeah, well, it is cold at night. Anyway, I hope everyone has a great weekend and I will be here blogging away with reveals and blinds and counting down the days until I can open my Star Wars Lego advent calendar. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I would love to see you. I am @entylawyer and you can watch me discuss fascinating topics like hotel toilet paper with Sir-Mix-A-Lot
There have been dings in the armor before. A nick or two here and there but things have been controlled the way they always are. This family might change all of that. They have the potential and capability to bring down an entire empire unlike anything seen before. It would be catastrophic because they know everything and are never shy about truth telling. Well, as long as it benefits them.
It starts with this former B list television/movie actress who has an A++ list name and does not really act any longer. Go ahead and ask her a question about her family but she won't answer. Oh she might give you some type of vague platitude but she can't and won't talk about them. None. Behind the scenes there is an epic battle which will cause all kinds of destruction to the thing she holds most sacred and has the potential to bring down a very powerful organization.
There are literally generations in this family taking sides and there is plenty of money that is being offered or threatened for each person willing to commit to a side. Meanwhile the organization is doing everything they can to prepare themselves in advance if the most well known B list celebrity in the family starts naming names and secrets she knows.
May 9, 2013
The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly. I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway, this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won't be referring to any body parts as a hard sheath.
This actress is probably B list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents. They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her "boyfriend" was. They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened, or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew her parents would love. The guy was gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way he was ever going to commit to her.
June 3, 2013
This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.
He has an Academy Award nomination within the past five years and relies on friends to give him roles now.
At a party the other night that she was hosting this B- list mostly television actress was telling a story about her rise and fall in fame. She rose to a B and then crashed down to a D. She was hustling to find any kind of work and wondering if she would get to act again. It got so bad at one point that she went to a party with a producer and had already slept with him to get a part and then he made her take off her dress and let guys snort coke off her body and because she needed the part she did it. Now she is on a hit show. Hopefully she is saving her money.
If you are a transgender hooker this TNT host/commentator has no problems giving you lots of money to come over to his hotel room when he is in town. He won't invited you to his home but when he is on the road you can make some serious money. Good thing for you he is on the road every week for a couple of days at a time. Atlanta pros are making a killing off this guy and his need for a new look each week.
This A list television/B list movie actor would blow a gasket if he knew that his wife was calling the paps each time before they leave the house. He threatened to leave her last year after he caught her doing it but she hasn't stopped. She loves having them take her photo.
This A list mostly movie comic actor has been giving interviews for his new movie and hoping the botox he got injected into his face wears off quickly. It has caused him to have a half smile on his face which he can't get rid of. He looks ridiculous. It's even funnier to hear him talk.
Brandi did not offer any kind of plea and is due back in court in December. This case has been dragging on for six years. The amount that Brandi was said to have moved in drugs was about $100K and it happened between August and December 2007. Brandi is 45 and was born in the United States and as you can see in the photo above appeared on one of the world's greatest television shows of all time. Married With Children.
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This former A+ list celebrity who now is just a stay at home mom and wife probably should stop staying at home when her wife goes to work out. There is not much exercise going on with her male trainer other than sex. Twice a week every week.
This former B list mostly television actress who had one big hit network show which she still lives off to get work is probably also still called by her character's name when people see her. It would have been funny to see the other day when a car cut her off and the actress chased down the car and cut it off before getting out of the car and yelling at the driver with every possible use of the word f**k. Her kids were in the back of the car.
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Brooke didn't tell her doctors even while delivering them seven weeks early. Again, I have trouble believing she was clean at the time she delivered the babies so wouldn't they have seen how dirty she was on a blood test? What bothers me is that if no one did catch her despite her using drugs every day of her pregnancy then what hope is there to ever catch any other people that are using drugs during pregnancy so the proper tests can be performed on their kids when born or take the kids from the drug using parents?
Two nights ago Chelsea Clinton was presented an award. At the event she said she had never watched Bravo and could not name one show on the network. None. I find it hard to believe that anyone with a television has not surfed past the channel. I also find it hard to believe that someone with a television has not looked at the guide and at least had one name stick in their head. Are you telling me she has never heard of Real Housewives. I'm not asking if she has never watched the show or knows the name of a housewife but to tell me you have never heard the show's name seems out there.
Here's why. I'm presuming that someone like Chelsea who thinks reality television is beneath them only watches PBS and considers themselves to be well read and read only the New York Times and the Washington Post. Each of those publications has mentioned Real Housewives hundreds of times since the show first aired. So, to tell me you have no idea what a Real Housewife is tells me you are not as well read as you would have the rest of the world believe.
Has she never heard the White House crashing story? Never been asked if it was possible? I think it shows that you are not well read and don't have a grasp of the world if you have never even heard of the show. It tells me that you are either lying or that you live under a rock.
This is not a knock on Chelsea, but just showing you that when people say something like this that what it probably means is that they don't want anyone to know they know what a Housewife is and didn't think about their statement before saying it. Either that or they are watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians 24/7.
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