Saturday, November 23, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A list celebrity/singer is so high on life right now and she is going to come crashing down so hard. There is not a week that goes by that someone doesn't tell me about her significant other cheating and she totally believes everything he says and one of these days she is going to catch him and that sweet innocence of hers is going to be gone forever.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 5, 2013

This reality judge likes to unwind in between contestants with a little bump of coke provided by her significant other. She is not very subtle about it either. It looks really strange when she keeps calling him over.

A judge you would think would not be holier than thou actually complained to the producers so the coke lover was given a choice of stopping unless in her trailer or banning her significant other from the set. She chose to stop.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

January 23, 2013

This actress is starting to make a name for herself. A big name. Went from C list to just about an all A list movie actress in a very short time. Some of her actions lately though have everyone concerned that she is going off the rails. She had been hanging out with another almost A list movie actress who is about her same age and that actress got her hooked on smoking. Not really blind item worthy although her parents are apparently anti-smoking fiends. This probably leads to the smoking a cigarette with a fork so she does not get her hands or fingers stained. I saw a kid doing that on the street the other day. Is this a new trend? Did I miss the silverware becoming a cigarette holder memo? Anyway, our actress also started going to parties and ended up meeting a 30 something producer who is well over twice the age of our actress. Yeah, I have no idea why he would want a tweener either. Probably can't get it up and thinks she won't care. He has been traveling internationally with our actress. Not with her, but on the same itinerary and they sneak around when they can. She missed a photo call recently because she was holed up in his hotel room and told her parent that she had been walking the city and lost track of time. He also introduced her to coke. Just a little bit and apparently she is in love with it. Such promise and something bad is going to happen unless someone steps in. Problem is she is a huge meal ticket for the parents.

She has found another much older guy who keeps her well supplied with coke and he is a B list celebrity himself. He also convinced her to do a threesome with this former almost A list mostly movie actress who could not get an acting gig now if her life depended on it. 

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 7, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer made a deal with her husband. She says that she was really wanting to be with another person again and they agreed that she could see women as long as she was not caught. No men this time though.

I don't think he has to worry about her being with a man. The only man she has been with other than her husband in the past five years was this A+ list celebrity/rapper who wanted to see what having sex with a lesbian was like. 

Blind Items Revealed

June 11, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress/ Academy Award winner/nominee did something recently she swore she would never do. She got a breast augmentation. Apparently she is going topless in a movie again and wanted to look better.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 6, 2013

This celebrity is unfortunately really close to A list. When she has a new record out, she gets closer to A list and then slips back down after it hopefully bombs. Anyway, she and her celebrity significant other had press releases ready a few months ago to announce her pregnancy when she had a miscarriage so they are waiting longer this time to announce her pregnancy.

I was beginning to feel sorry for this celebrity because she has suffered multiple miscarriages over the past year but apparently even when she has become pregnant she won't stop doing coke which has always been her most favorite thing. It also gives her a nasty temper. Check out the photos of her old nose and new nose too.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 6, 2013

This A list country celebrity who has had some marital issues, got wasted at an after party and asked this almost A list celebrity and sometime reality star to pleasure him with his hand under the table. He used cruder terms. She declined. He then pawed at her and called her the c word.

I got an e-mail from a woman which made me almost make a new blind but decided to put what she said in one of these almost revealed items because there were a lot of correct guesses so why muddy the waters. She says that she went backstage after a concert of his to see a friend who was in an opening act. She said our singer acted really nice when she was introduced to him and he offered to give her some signed CD's and she said that would be great. They walked out the back of the venue towards where the buses were parked and as they walked in between a dumpster and the bus he pushed her against the dumpster and asked her if she wanted to f**k outside or in the bus. She tried to push him off but he was pawing at her and pulled down the top she was wearing and she told him she was going to scream if he didn't stop and he put her hand over her mouth and said he knew she wanted it and then she bit down on his hand hard. He let go and then slapped hjer face and called her a b**ch and said she broke the skin and he was going to have her kicked out. He then walked away.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 5, 2013

In a desperate attempt to earn more money, this Real Housewife has been offering herself up to clubs and strip clubs and sending hundreds of e-mails to tabloid reporters trying to sell them stories. Meanwhile, she just spent $10K on her credit card on a new lease for a luxury car.

Apparently strip clubs were interested but she refused to actually get naked. She is an east coast housewife. She is going to go the way of Teresa Giudice if she is not careful because she is taking out loans she has no hope of ever repaying and is telling the banks she earns way more than she does. 

Blind Items Revealed

June 5, 2013

It only happened once. That is what this A list mostly movie actress is saying about her fling with her maybe attached to a celebrity co-star who told the actress he was single, but then after they had sex told her they should keep it a secret. Well, she told plenty of people, so they guy is screwed if he is still dating that celebrity.

Jennifer Lawrence/Liam Hemsworth

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 4, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress is back on coke again. After a decade off the drug, she is snorting it up at a record pace and her movie is going to crap because of it. She is having to do double or triple the takes she normally would, and that is when she can even make it out of her trailer to film.

She has cut back slightly because at the peak of her usage earlier this year she was out of control and was being used by men and women and apparently ended up pregnant which I didn't think was possible after something that happened to her almost twenty years ago.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 4, 2013

This former B list reality star and almost A list celebrity is now a C list celebrity with a drug problem. Money is not a problem as she has some serious money to fall back on. She also has found a drug partner in her future brother-in-law. Drugs might also not be everything they share.

She has a new boyfriend now. Her drug partner is lonely and acting out to the point something big could happen.

Francesca Eastwood Rebounds With Jonah Hill's Brother- Gets Married

There is hope for all sweaty fat guys in the world like myself who don't ever think they will have a chance to marry a former Miss Golden Globe and daughter of an Academy Award winner who loves being naked and has sex twenty times a day. But guess what? Jonah Hill's brother Jordan Feldstein managed to do just that. Tired of scraping up Robin Thicke and Adam Levine's toss aways he managed to snag Francesca Eastwood after she got cheated on and dumped by Tyler Shields. What do you do when you rebound with someone and get wasted in Vegas? You get married.

Josh Brolin Goes To Rehab

It took him long enough to go this time but Josh Brolin has checked himself into rehab after getting into a drunken fight earlier this month. His daughter said she wanted him to go and he has been before but obviously has not had much luck. Apparently Josh has other substance abuse problems in addition to the booze which is why he chose rehab and didn't just go cold turkey. He did manage to stop drinking the past two weeks but was over compensating with other drugs and needed some kind of professional help.

I say good for him and hopefully he comes out of this thing a better person. Well, at least not an abusive addict any longer. That would be a good start.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Lutefisk sent in this photo of Orlando Bloom signing autographs in NYC so it gets the top spot.

Who knew Britney Spears was a Hokies fan?
Blake Shelton talks about his man crush on Adam Levine.
Barbara Walters takes her first trip to Disneyland with Kurt Russell.
How good looking are Christie Brinkley's kids?
Christina Milian hitting a red carpet for money.
Courtney Stodden has found another 53 year old to mess around with.
Drew Barrymore does the hair toss in the rain,.
Gerard Butler keeps dropping weight.

Random Photos Part Four

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton kiss and makeup enough to hang out with their kids.

Hilary Duff does her son's Christmas shopping with him.
Hugh Jackman hides his drinker's nose. OK, so it was skin cancer surgery.
Jessica Chastain does the bend and scoop.
Jennifer Garner and
Zoe Saldana at a Variety party.
Jennifer Hudson shows off her Kid haircut.
Another January Jones photo.
Justin Long gets in a shower and grower contest with Amanda Seyfried's dog.

Random Photos Part Three -Latin Grammy Awards

And Carmen Electra was there because...

Natalie Cole brought her Xanadu costume.
Throw a red wig on Charo and animate her and she could be Jessica Rabbit.
Ricky Martin wore tails.
Marc Anthony and his 70's porn star look.
Roselyn Sanchez.
Pitbull and Enrique Iglesias.
Cote De Pablo
The incredible Alex Campos.

Random Photos Part Two

Karolina Kurkova went straight from working out to the red carpet.

Also wearing black leather last night was Georgia May Jagger.
The amazing Sophia Loren.
Katie Holmes on the set of her movie in South Africa and then
picking up a cigarette. Hmm. Still smoking.
In the south they would say that Katy Perry looks wallered.
Kate Upton in a robe at a hot dog stand.
Lo Bosworth and my lawyer/Who Wants To Be A Millionaire phone a friend have a Game Of Thrones crown making party. I would also accept Jenny getting married in Forrest Gump.
Alessandra Ambrosio with her son spending vast amounts of quarters.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Leighton Meester was in Shanghai with no engagement ring while her

boyfriend Adam Brody showed his Movember love.
Michelle Rodriguez narrowly escapes an explosion while filming the latest Fast And Furious movie with
Paul Walker and The Rock and
Vin Diesel who is looking a bit like Dr. Evil.
Naya Rivera continues the camo loving fashion style as of late.
Anna Paquin tries to get a cab in NYC.
Russell Brand his dog and Jemima Khan pick up some condoms at a convenience store.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross get a jump on Black Friday.

Blind Item #10

This B list celebrity/reality star/judge/talk show host got spittle all over a woman at a store last week after the woman brought out the wrong size dress for the B lister. Apparently the size was one larger than the B lister asked for and the B lister accused the woman of calling her fat. It was unreal and uncalled for.

Blind Item #9

This aging Academy Award winner who is known for some freaky sex things he is into despite his age says that this other Academy Award winning actor he worked with recently is a racist and didn't even try to hide it.

Mad Men Without Smoking

Blind Item #8

This Academy Award winning actor who has done nothing since he won but live off the fame from that role left his wife at home the other night and brought a woman about a third of his age. He forced her to sit on his lap the entire night even through dinner and she was not sitting there motionless.

Off Topic

I like to think of expiration dates on food items as more of a suggestion rather than a rule.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

February 11, 2013

Some of the buzz during Grammy week centered around this former Grammy nominee who is making her way slowly back to the big time. She used to be A list but as noted in this space before was just devastated by this A list all movie actor and has gone through some serious amounts of therapy and is also on meds as she continues to fight through the mental and emotional battles caused by the actor. Everyone says they expect to see her at the awards next year.

The actor is an Academy Award winner. They were never a "couple" but he would call her when he wanted certain things. Even though she was in a relationship and the actor was too she would come rushing over.

Four For Friday- The Split

Today i Friday. The last Friday before Thanksgiving and while you are at the mall trying to get an early start on your shopping for Thanksgiving or the holidays I will be here writing away all weekend. Mostly blinds and reveals and also trying to catch up on a bunch of movies and clips you have sent. If you would like to follow me on Twitter and have me retweet your bacon photos I am @entylawyer. Oh, and if you missed that Secret Societies Of Hollywood thing on E! they were showing it again last night so it will probably have another 35 airings before they give it a rest if you want to see me talking about random Hollywood things.

This actress is an Academy Award nominee/winner. Excellent actress. Still very young. Quiet. Trying to pry a personal answer from her is just not going to happen. Those boyfriends of hers just fade away when the press of the movie does. Always funny how they seem to tie together. She doesn't like to do that but feels forced. She likes to stay silent like Jodie Foster. The thing is she dates women who have only come out. She has no interest in other closeted women which makes things much more difficult. Plus she is not exactly the most open person even to her lovers. This was the reason she recently split with the woman who gave our actress her biggest break to date. Casting couch? Not so much casting couch as our actress heard about the role and then went in for the kill with the producer a few months before casting and by the time casting came around our actress was the only choice. Our actress is not friendly enough or popular enough to be automatically be lined up with certain roles so she might be forced to eventually open up or come out.


Your Turn

It has been awhile since there has been a plug what you want to plug day so have at it.

Blind Items Revealed

February 2, 2013

What happens when you have two former A list all movie actors and now both B list all movie actors get together who both claim to be sober? They drink. A lot. Then the next day one of them gives a speech about how he is grateful to be sober while reeking of booze.

Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson

Blind Items Revealed

February 1, 2013

This former almost A list all movie actress now struggles to find any work and part of it has to do with the fact that she has a little bit of crazy in her. At an event this week she was walking around the event in a fur coat and apparently nothing else. During cocktails she kept walking up to people and telling them she was naked under her fur and did they want to see. She did the same thing during dinner while also refusing to drink anything other than what she brought in a flask.

Sean Young

Blind Item #7

This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show does nothing now other than sit by the phone waiting for her husband to call. It should be a pleasant surprise when a fan comes up to her or actually recognizes her but she is nastier to them than Alec Baldwin is to photographers. Probably learned it from her husband.

Blind Item #6

Put a few drinks into this pint sized morning show host and she will tell you exactly what she does with her husband in bed and what he does to her. You might not know it to look at her but her being tied up is a favorite activity. Interesting.

Blind Item #5

This former almost A list mostly television actor who now just has a smirk and a name has a deal with his A list celebrity family member to pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for or who can get extra extra kinky for the former actor.

Blind Item #4

This View host is famous for walking out of a restaurant and not paying the bill. She assumes someone will pay it for her or that management will comp her. Her practice has led her to be denied entrance to a couple of hot spots around town.

Blind Items Revealed

February 12, 2013

This one hit wonder has spent millions of dollars of his girlfriend's money to try and recapture his fame. She has paid for every expense of his since they started dating and all his recording too. She is supposed to get a piece of whatever he earns but they never signed anything and if the record is a hit, he will leave her in a second. He misses having women throw themselves at him.

James Blunt

Blind Item #3

This former A list mostly movie actress who I feel has been in this space frequently as of late was at an event this week and ran into a very good looking guy. The actress, who if you believe her, still has a significant other told the guy that she was having trouble with a strap on her dress and proceeded to drop the strap and expose her breast while adjusting the strap and when she saw the guy staring at her told him to feel free to touch all he wanted. She is aggressive.

Blind Item #2

This B list actress thanks only to a hit cable show and not much else spent much of the past year on top of the world. If she keeps doing coke at the pace she is going though there won't be any world left for her. Now that she is famous she is not having to use her hard earned money to pay for it and is out of control. Crazy out of control. One of the worst you will ever see out of control.

Blind Item #1

Apparently this former A list band member has no interest in getting sober. The celebrity was spotted taking delivery of a small package from a guy who only delivers one kind of thing to people. Apparently the band member could not even wait long enough to have delivered to his place but had it delivered to him at a bar where he immediately excused himself to go to the bathroom.

Taylor Swift Named As Next Of Kin By Pilot Who Crashed And Was Killed - Stalker?

A pilot from Canada named Michael Callan who filed a flight plan that said he would be staying in his local area instead flew his plane all the way to Nashville where he crashed in dense fog surrounding the airport. The unmarried pilot listed his next of kin as Taylor Swift but her publicist said that Taylor has never heard of the guy. When I first tweeted about this last night someone suggested that it was probably a different Taylor Swift but there are not that many people named Taylor Swift in the world and at the time no one knew where the man had come from but only that he tried to land in Nashville.

My guess is that he was a big fan/stalker who was coming to Nashville to try and meet Taylor and didn't know how to land at the airport because he was unfamiliar with the area and the fog that can be crazy there and died in the crash. The fog was so thick that night last month when he crashed that the wreckage was on the runway for hours before anyone even noticed it despite the plane catching on fire.

Dina Lohan Needs Psychiatric Evaluation

Dina Lohan would never go see a psychiatrist on her own but a judge ordered her to submit herself to a psych evaluation before she goes back to court next week on her DUI case. I think that is a tremendous idea and I would love to know what the psychiatrist says about Dina other than her being a narcissistic addict who appears to have no other purpose in life other than to party and live off the earnings of her kids. Have you ever noticed that Dina does not apply her managerial talents to other people? No other kids or adults want Dina to represent them. Why is that? Joe Simpson has a roster of other people he represents and has been a producer of network television shows. If you are successful people will flock to you regardless of whether you will blow all the commissions on blow and first class flights across the country to see your daughter go to jail.

I'm glad Dina had her DUI in New York. I would love to see her go to jail for a month but she won't. It is not a celebrity vs regular people thing. That is not an issue. What would be an isue is when she violates the probation she will be given and she will violate it - then she is going to be in for a nasty surprise when she thinks she will skate in New York like Lindsay skates in LA.

Jay Z Is Cheating On Beyonce - Again

Most of the time it seems like Jay-Z keeps his marital indiscretions very quiet or at least wants to give the impression he is keeping things quiet. In the past few months though doesn't it seem to you that he has grown bolder in his approaches towards other women. There was the whole Rita Ora thing and she was dropping hints everywhere that the two were more than just friends. In the past he would never have let that go unchallenged. He is letting people say things about his relationship with Rihanna that have gone unchallenged. Gone are the days when he had the long term mistress from France who stayed quietly in the background and was only seen with him once or twice despite their lengthy time together. The only time I remember seeing them together was in that documentary Jay-Z made and it featured a brand new performer named Kanye West.

Now Jay has a new interest who is the former Miss Belgium (above) and spent $7500 on her last month when they first met and has been in touch with her non-stop since then. I guess Beyonce just doesn't care as long as Jay shows up when he is supposed to which is not happening as regularly as it once did and that he at least appears to be faithful in public. I think Jay loves Beyonce but I also think Tony loved Carmela. Do they?