This foreign born A+ list celebrity in her own country and probably a C+ lister here settled a lawsuit before filing it against this B+ list reality star on a hit network show. She says that he gave her an STD that doesn't go away and also hepatitis. Sure hasn't stopped him from trying to have unprotected sex with all of LA.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.
This B- list mostly movie actress who is rated that high only because of some name recognition is married. Apparently her husband waited until after their recent marriage to explain his kink to her. Now they take turns with the ball gag and the whips. She has really pale skin so you know its going to leave a mark.
July 17, 2008
#2 - So, let me get this straight. You, formerly a C list film actress known for one thing, or more specifically two if you get my meaning. Television? Sure, but not a series per se. Anyway, you left your husband after finding, and introducing your replacement to him thinking you could do much better without him. Since then, nothing. Except for that one television thing. You like to pretend you are this and that and doing great, but we all know what you are doing at each event you go to and how any single guy with a couple of bucks or a married guy with more than a couple of bucks just instantly becomes your best friend, hopefully for more than a night, but it really hasn't turned out that way has it? Meanwhile, divorce settlement money is gone and there isn't any other money coming in from anything else except your friends. Well you still have your looks. Kind of.
July 11, 2008
#4 - Apparently random acts of vandalism against her ex's stuff is the way this B- television and C list film actress is getting her revenge on the guy she dumped, but says she didn't. No, not Megan Fox. Think meaner and older. Not that old.
July 2, 2008
#2 - What NBA all-star had a really wonderful way with women even back in high school. I remember high school. Lots of innocence. Not so for our NBA star. Favorite activity? Well he would find some girl and sweet talk her until she wanted him. I mean this guy was already huge, and extremely popular. Our NBA player would take the lucky girl out to his car in the parking lot and force her to perform oral sex. Then, when he had finished in his porn star way if you know what I mean, he would literally force them out of the car just like that. Such a way with women.
October 24, 2008
#1 - Jackass - This foreign born B list film star who was shooting for A list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo is apparently extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a good five minutes to yell at the offending salesperson before throwing the suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the door.
February 12, 2010
#1 - This C list television actress on a hit cable show is in her 30's. Has not stopped her though from dating a high school senior. Yep. He was a summer intern on a project she was doing and they hit it off. He is 18. I wonder if they will go to prom together.
January 19, 2010
The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and it doesn't involve Tiger Woods or David Duchovny. Instead this has been mostly outpatient. The actor is B+/A- list. Bigger than David. Most of the time he is in movies but he would show up on television if you are his friend. Married because if you are single you don't really check into sex rehab. Oh, he is good looking. Child/ren. Actress wife.
January 13, 2010
This married A list television actor on a hit network drama told his wife that he had to work late on set. He was convinced she would be home with their sick child. So, he decided to go to the movies with an 18 year old production assistant from his show. As he walked into the lobby of the theatre with his arm around the 18 year old, he gets tapped on the shoulder by who he assumes is a fan, but was instead his wife. He dropped his arm from the assistant and meekly walked out of the theatre with his wife. She has a spy on the set of his show to stop just this kind of behavior.
January 12, 2010
This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiance' doesn't know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiance' finds out about it and before he gets married to her.
January 20, 2010
This B list actress from an NBC drama was at the Golden Globes on Sunday. It turns out she had forgot her little bag of white powder in the limo. So there she was after the show started wandering around on her phone trying to find her limo. When someone tried to help her all she could remember was her driver had an accent. Out in the rain with an umbrella, getting splashed she spent 30 minutes looking before having success.
Friday, November 29, 2013
Celine Dion spent the holiday in Paris.
Charlie Sheen shows off his new girlfriend and
Three parts today.
Kate Middleton can make something plain and ordinary looking kind of sexy.
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner but down to a B+ lister has someone who follows her at all times and carries a purse for our actress. The actress does not hold a purse or backpack or anything unless it is for a movie. The person is five feet behind her at all times and is paid by the hour. It is a miserable job and the actress calls them all Sally because she feels it is a job for someone named Sally.
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This actor is A+ list. Mostly movies. Everyone knows who he is. I have documented his cheating in this space before. He is a serial cheater with some of the less put together women of the world. He loves them sleazy. If he could bottle a street hooker and have her as quiet as a blow up doll this would make our very family values spouting actor thrilled. Only peroxide blondes or a wig that gets her that way. It is the complete opposite of his wife who is dark haired and lovely and sweet and in his mind faithful to him and he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married. While our actor is gone on location his wife stays home with their kids. Lots of kids. He leaves behind some of his staff to help her if she needs help. One of his closest friends has become one of her closest friends too and one thing led to another and her most recent baby is actually the child of the friend and not her husband. When the baby was born our actor husband thought it was his but over time it has become obvious that the child is not his own. When he takes his other kids out with alone time with dad this kid never gets to go. The actor is not going to admit what happened so just grimaces when asked about that child. The actor wants the child shipped to a boarding school as soon as the child is old enough. The actor also has not fired his friend because then he would have to admit why he fired him so everything is just a tense stalemate with a world of explosion just waiting for a spark.
February 20, 2009
#3 - It's too bad #2 from above doesn't share the same dealer as this current C list television actress on a hit television drama who has B+ name recognition because they could maybe get a discount. People couldn't stop commenting on the track marks on her arms when one of her long sleeve tops rolled up her arm. When she discovered it was up she quickly put the sleeve back down and whispered something about medication. Uh huh.
January 7, 2009
What current Emmy award winning network show has a production assistant who does not do any work related to the production but still gets paid. Oh yes, they get paid by the production company for basically sitting around. Why? Well when the PA is not sitting around he is the drug dealer of choice for about ten of the cast, crew and producers and they want him always close at hand. So, he gets paid for being there and doing nothing, and paid for his drug selling skills. Not a bad gig I guess. Which one does he put on his resume?
This Glee star got cheated on this week and is probably reading this thinking it wasn't them. Uh huh. And when your significant other was out of town you probably assumed they would be faithful. The good news is that I only heard about one person. Several times, but just one person.
This former reality star turned C+ list actress and A list cheater is being the biggest diva on the set of her new movie. There is not an hour that goes by that she is not demanding something from the crew and constantly reminds them she is the star of the movie (so low low low budget) and they are lucky to be working. She is constantly threatening them with being fired and because she is having sex with a producer who is also married she probably would get them fired.
This foreign born B list actor who would be A list if he could stay off the booze has found a solution. He is off the booze but does lots of other drugs to make up for it. Snorting meth is the favorite for the actor on a fairly hit network show. Apparently he has been staying up all night for days on end now because of the drug.
This almost A list comic actor with the really long name passed out at a Lakers game last week after one too many joints in the smoking area. He slumped over during the entire second quarter and some friends had to lift him out of his seat at halftime.
This former A list rock group is now hanging on to B status after some bomb releases. Their frontman is really the only one who ever makes the news and it's generally about his religious beliefs. His church would kick him out in a second if they knew about his trips to various gay spas in West Hollywood. He thinks no one recognizes him.
This B+ list celebrity/singer who has A list name recognition and has some very famous exes loves to make a big deal about what a family guy he is and has loads of kids. He has not seen any of his children in almost a year and the only reason he saw those kids was because their mom brought them to him so he didn't have to make any effort at all. In an interview a few weeks ago he says he can't wait to have more.
"Why do I keep getting women pregnant? It makes me hate them." B list mostly television actor who has tried his hand with mixed results in the movies after a great run on a hit network show. He did say women but has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman.
This A+ list celebrity/rapper who thinks he is the greatest person on the planet made a 14 year old in a wheelchair with her parents wait for an elevator twenty minutes because he had his bodyguards hold the elevator while he took a call and they didn't know when he would be finished. When the celebrity came out he was overheard telling one of the guys holding the elevator that he doesn't share with strangers and they would have to wait until the car came back down.
This Academy Award winning actress is probably a B lister despite her acting talent and acclaim. She doesn't go for publicity which keeps her lower on the list than her talent deserves. Right now she is dating a guy and tells her friends that she sticks with him because everyone says he is great. She says he is far too dramatic and needy for her and that there are no sparks at all. She dreads having sex with the guy because she says it's like being at work and she is forced to act like it is amazing when in reality he is boring and vanilla. She likes spice. Scarlett J should introduce her to some guys she knows.
This former A list celebrity/singer has had some medical issues in the past year and got hooked on several different prescription pain killers that he gets through a bunch of doctors. He tries to hide them from his celebrity girlfriend and has started spending less time with her because he wants the pills more than her. When they saw each other this week she told a friend he looked like he was sleepwalking and that he showed no emotion about anything.
This former A+ list singer/celebrity/band member who has dropped to a B- over the years is doing nothing to help his reputation that he really dislikes women and treats them like garbage. His current girlfriend let him move in when he needed some help and he repays her by bringing home other women and forcing her to watch him have sex with them or join in. Apparently the girlfriend hates it but is so fearful of losing the singer that she puts up with it. The guy is a jerk.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
I hope each of you are spending today surrounded by those who care about you the most. Whether that is family or friends I want you to feel some warmth today and start spreading that holiday joy to everyone you encounter for the next month and then try and carry it through all of 2014 and beyond. I am thankful for all of you each day and know that this site would be nothing without all of you. You are a very special group of people and I probably don't tell you enough how much I love you all.
Posted by ent lawyer at 12:42 PM
Cuba Gooding Jr, Frances Fisher and Rosanna Arquette. Talk about random.
This is what it's like when Harry Styles goes shopping. Psst, try online shopping.
This makes year number two for Bella Thorne helping out. This year she brought her whole family and friends to help.