Saturday, December 21, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former A list mostly television actress who is not shy about getting naked in movies and doesn't work much since her last network show went off the air last year showed up drunk to the Christmas show at her kid's school this past week. Not just tipsy but barely standing drunk and had to be threatened with a call to the police before she could be talked out of driving her kid home after the performance.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born A-/B+ list Emmy nominated actress on a crime initial show was asked for some change from a homeless person this week. She said he would just spend it on drugs and he said he doesn't do drugs and she said he should because she would if she was homeless. She said she isn't even homeless and does drugs so he should.

Blind Item #2

This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show who is a B lister now on a middling cable show was out shopping and no one paid him any attention so he started causing a scene which got people to notice him and then when they did he asked the store for some security and that he was far too busy to handle the crush of his fans. Most of the fans had looked up at the scene and noticed who was causing it and then gone back to what they were doing.

Blind Items Revealed

June 17, 2013

This B- list celebrity/athlete has been pressuring her A list celebrity/athlete boyfriend to use her former lover as his manager. She mentions it almost everyday and has not told him that she would get a cut. She thinks it will revitalize his image.

Lindsey Vonn/Tiger Woods

Blind Items Revealed

July 3, 2013

This former A list hooker is having trouble making ends meet and is being cheated on so she has been calling her ex-clients and also the tabloids about some people she has not spoken about before and others she has more information to reveal.

Heidi Fleiss

Blind Items Almost Revealed

July 3, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer has been seeing a guy, but doesn't want anyone else to see him yet. She is afraid of what some of her more close minded fans will think because he is African-American so she is hiding him at home and now hiding him while they vacation together.

Former Tweener who has had a busy past few months and still likes to pretend the couple never hooked up a lot- just friends.

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A list celebrity chef was overheard complaining about his wife who says that she only lets him go to work alone. He is not allowed to go anywhere else alone because of all the times she has caught him cheating. I guess she thinks he will behave at work. He has not in the past, so it will be interesting to see if she starts following our chef to work too.

Gordon Ramsay

Blind Items Revealed

July 3, 2013

This almost A list mostly movie actress from a former hit franchise is trying to show how tough and punk she is. It is pretty hard to look tough though when you are screaming at a waiter in English which he does not understand about how he is going to lose his job if he is passing over non-vintage champagne instead of vintage.

Kristen Stewart

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who does not have a show right now and used to be a has been reality star has been offered $1M from Playboy to pose for them which is the most they have offered in a long time. Our actress/reality star is balking despite the fact she has not made that much combined over the past five years because she thinks it will hurt her acting chances. She did not use the word craft, but I know she was thinking it. No one thinks of her as a good actress anyway so it won't matter, but she is convinced she can make it out with going nude. Unless it is crucial to the role or something.

Katharine McPhee

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

I'm not sure how much more dumb this A- list mostly movie actor could get. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and he has got a woman pregnant. Not the first time that has happened or the first time he got a woman pregnant that he did not even know her last name. Seriously.

Owen Wilson

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This B list celebrity turned B-/C+ list mostly movie actress has been on a rampage the past two months. She is convinced her A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend cheated on her and has been letting him know it everyday. The clothes he had at her place have been burned and the ashes sent back to him in the mail. She also texted all his friends to tell them what her thoughts were on the situation. She is not happy and when she gets wind of his current girlfriend, I hope she is ready for some of the same.

Gina Carano /Henry Cavill/Kaley Cuoco

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly television actor who has also been known to star in other non acting type shows has a habit of talking about his sex life to his co-workers. Apparently our actor is forced to call on a handful of escorts on a regular basis, and by regular, I mean almost everyday he is working to give him oral sex because he says his wife will barely even touch his peen let alone do any kind of oral activity. He doesn't think it is cheating either.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover - Does Awful In Sales

The NY Post has a new article this morning that discusses Kardashian fatigue and they use numbers to back it up. The best example is the cover that got so much press attention. It was Us Weekly's Kim Kardashian in a white bikini cover. The magazine paid $110K for the photo. That is a ton of money for one photo. The magazine usually sells 500K copies and they were hoping for a bump of at least 100K. They dropped 100K and only sold 400K copies of the issue. The article also talks about how all tabloid sales are down when they put a Kardashian on the cover. That is great news for the world who is tired of Kardashian faces staring at them every week when they are trying to buy food and booze.

One thing I don't really agree with is they spoke to an analyst who blames it all on Kanye West. I think he has his own issues, but I think with the Kardashians it is just too much for too long and they need to go away for a decade or so to give everyone a chance to find someone else to idolize and make rich for no reason other than someone was willing to have sex for money.

Tom Cruise Drops Lawsuit Against In Touch

So much for the $50M lawsuit filed by Tom Cruise against In Touch for their claims that Tom abandoned Suri. As I predicted all it took for Tom to drop the case was the threat of a deposition of Katie Holmes. That was it for Tom and he dismissed the suit on Friday. The case was not a winner from the outset. People have different definitions of abandon and the guy hadn't seen his child in almost four months. He says he spoke to her regularly but the other issues he was going to have is what has he done since they wrote the story? Have you seen Tom and Suri together? Nope. Know why? He isn't allowed. Scientology won't let him. During his deposition he threw Nicole Kidman under a bus because she had previously said she had seen her kids with Tom once or twice and he said she never spoke to them or saw them. Why? Scientology. As much as Tom would have hated a million questions about his sex life with Katie Holmes in a deposition, imagine a live trial broadcast to the world which had the same questions and questions about Scientology. It would have been a circus and a public relations disaster with a big fat loss against Tom at the end. The only reason anyone even remembers the cover any longer is because Tom sued.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Alec Baldwin and his

wife get out of town. Leave the baby behind.
Speaking of babies, Beyonce kissed Madonna's baby Mercy. Well, not really a baby.
This is a baby though. And Chris Hemsworth.
Dennis Rodman puts North Korean basketball players through a tryout while he smokes cigars and boozes it up.
No booze for Emily Blunt at a holiday party last night.
Hopefully no booze for Eva Mendes as she makes a solo shopping trip to Whole Foods.
Fergie went hiking yesterday.
Georgia May Jagger didn't.
I would be pretty damn happy if someone bought me a huge bag of Susie Cakes too.

Random Photos Part Four

Jennifer Lopez shows off her new boob job as she heads into American Idol auditions.

Keith Urban was there and wishes he could see some boobs.
Yeah, where do you go with this joke when you have a Ryan Seacrest photo?
Hello Julianne Moore.
Congrats to Jessica Simpson for losing the weight. Now lose the stylist who put you in that travesty.
Kim Kardashian at 3 this morning with
Kanye West.
Kellan Lutz went out with another woman last night.
Ali Larter goes Christmas shopping. Remember I am a 4XL.

Random Photos Part Three

Milla Jovovich heads into Chateau Marmont for some lunch.

A very happy and jovial looking Meryl Streep in a rare pap photo.
Nicole Richie acts surprised to see a pap right when she opens the car door . Of course since she called him and they did the exit again to get it right, she shouldn't act surprised.
Another big fan of calling ahead is Emmy Rossum.
All you need is love. And a Beatle with his daughter.
Rihanna gets ready for another night of partying until dawn.
Rose McGowan shows off a bruise caused by a gun. The day before she had different bruises. Hmm.
Andy Samberg films his show.

Miley Cyrus wins the ugly sweater contest two nights in a row. The fact she won it the first night while naked was kind of disturbing.

Random Photos Part Two

Salma Hayek and her husband in Paris. Salma looks like she has lost some weight.

Sarah Jessica Parker shows her daughters the proper way to ensure that no one has a rail to grab onto in the ice covered step season.
Hailee Steinfeld photobombs Taylor Swift.
While Victoria Beckham goes out to dinner with Gordon Ramsay's wife,
David Beckham went out with
Guy Ritchie and
Noel Gallagher and
Gordon Ramsay.
Congrats to the winners of The X Factor. Obscurity awaits.

Random Photos Part One- With Reader Photos

There are just a few more days remaining to send in your photo for Reveal Day. If you want to be in Random Photos and then appear on Reveal Day, just e-mail your photo to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

Five parts today.

Robin Thicke has upgraded to two pinky rings. That must mean his resolution in 2014 is to be extra sleazy.


Wearing no pinky rings is Reese Witherspoon.
Another day another Amanda Seyfried with her dog in NYC photo. I wish she would at least come back to LA so we could get her out of her hat and coat.
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Blind Item #11 - Kindness

This height challenged comic actor with the very long career as a B list television and movie actor bought dinner for an entire restaurant two weeks ago. There were over 100 people in the place and paid for it all. When the people asked for the bill at the end of the night they were told it was taken care of but not by who.

Blind Item #10

This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be with an A+ list diva is throwing cash around like crazy this holiday season. It is all for show though because he borrowed every penny of it from someone very close to him. She is living in a fantasy world if she thinks she is getting it back.

Die Hard Bloopers

This is a really good job of editing.

Blind Item #9

This B list mostly television actress with a middling hit cable show is the only actress I have heard of who can gain weight while doing coke every day.

Off Topic

Sometimes I can feel myself gaining weight while I am eating.

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor who is in danger of dropping to a B list unless his franchise success starts being duplicated spent an entire day at a Scientology facility. They are putting on the full show and doing everything they can to get him to commit because they know if he does and goes public with it, they will bring in thousands of young people.

Robert Pattinson

Four For Friday

Just five days to Christmas so I better get shopping. That is the amazing thing about the gift card displays they have at grocery stores now. I can get my tequila, tabloids and presents all at once. It's a win win. Who doesn't need a $25 credit for Farmville? Anyway, my holiday shopping habits allow me to be here all weekend blogging away with blinds and reveals and breaking news. If you want to follow me on twitter I would love to see you there. I am @entylawyer

#1&#2 - This former A list mostly movie actor, still a solid youthful looking B who used to be Mr. Consistent when it came to award nominations every year, including a t least one of the Academy Award variety said the worst relationship he ever had was with this foreign born mostly movie A list actress because she expected him to actually make an effort when it comes to sex. He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work and doesn't care about whether they are satisfied or not. Of course it will be revealed. A bonus hint is he used to date this former A list celebrity/singer who is still an A list celebrity.

#3- This former reality star who has had kids with two separate A list men has just given up even trying to be with guys. She has always had women on the side but is going with women in a very public way beginning New year's Eve.

#4 - This long time game show hostess might be aging but that doesn't mean the barely legal male stripper at a recent party didn't get her hands on attention. And laps on and hands down and if she had any more to drink she was going to have sex with him right there. She did hold on to him for about 30 minutes. And by holding I mean she held on to him by yeah, you get the idea.

Your Turn

What, if any presents do you open on Christmas Eve?

Blind Items Revealed

July 1, 2013

A former assistant sent this in, and I loved the way she wrote it so much, that I kept it pretty much as is, except for my list additions.

I work in fashion and a few years ago was working for a designer named ____________( who is amazing by the way and probably the nicest boss I've ever had). Really big. Loved by Vogue. Well respected.
Anyways she got a call from this former A list celebrity/singer who is now still an A list celebrity and working on that singing thing again's assistant who said that our celebrity loved the designer and wanted to meet with her to discuss possibly designing some couture pieces for her. The designer had done some tie dye tights that our celebrity said were "genius". Which they were.

The designer went to the celebrity's house which was huge.
Our celebrity was in bed and called the designer in. Our celebrity was completely manic and jumped out pulling open the doors to an enormous cabinet that was completely full of pill bottles. This cabinet was 6 foot high and packed to the rafters with nothing but pills. She took a few handfuls and ran into the adjoining room telling the designer that she was working on designing a collection that was really punk.

In the next room there were rails and rails of vintage dresses, vintage might be the wrong word...try 18th and 19th century dresses that would be worth at least 10 grand a piece.
And our celebrity had cut them all up. Huge ballgowns probably worn by royalty were cut to the knee and had patches of random fabrics glued and half stitched on. She warbled on for an hour about working together. She kept leaving and downing more pills and going off on tangents. The designer really wanted to work with her. But after 5 hours of "speaking" with our celebrity she finally left after the celebrity passed out cold on the floor in one big thud.

The designer said she thinks the dresses that had been destroyed probably cost in excess of 1,000,000 pounds ($1.5M).

Emma Cook/Courtney Love


Blind Items Revealed

July 1, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award nominee/winner was a restaurant the other night and they lost her reservation and dared to make her wait a few minutes. Not a good idea. The foreign born actress went off on the staff in several different languages and threatened them that if was not sitting in five minutes she would have her husband buy the place and then close it.

Salma Hayek

Blind Items Revealed

January 28, 2013

This A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition and a very hit show was hammered out of his mind at a party Saturday night. His girlfriend was left speechless as our actor proceeded to grab on to as many women as possible and was asking for phone numbers while he sweat all over them. As sloppy as he was and as sweaty as he was, and that he was doing it in full sight of his girlfriend he got numbers. His girlfriend looked more worried than horrified.

Jon Hamm

Blind Item #8

"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."

An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly television actress (now) on a middling network show which I love is married to a great looking foreign celebrity/actor. Where is the juice? Umm, how about the swinging they did with two couples on a recent trip. The celebrity/actor was all for it because he says it is the only way to make sure a marriage stays strong. Yeah, well when one of the couples ends up having naked photos lets see what you say then. The only photo I have seen is the foursome fully clothed in what looks like a hotel suite.

Blind Item #6- Kindness

This C+ list athlete who used to be a reality star and had the worst name for that mess of a relationship was just supposed to do what athletes do and make some kids smile at a hospital. He ended up writing a $100K check before walking out the door.

Blind Item #5

This A+list diva knew she would be working all night but wanted a great pap shot so she did what anyone with a bunch of extra money would do who has a huge need to be in the public eye but has an even greater need to look good. She paid $25K to keep her hair and makeup people on standby for 8 hours while she was working and had them dress her and style her all for a 30 second photo op at 5am with the pap she had tipped earlier to be waiting.

Nigella Lawson's Former Assistants Found Not Guilty

A jury in London this morning found Nigella Lawson;'s two former assistants not guilty of stealing almost $1.5M worth of goods and cash from Nigella's ex-husband. The trial was an expose more about Nigella than a trial about stealing stuff. The two women claimed they were given permission to use the credit cards of the family to hide Nigella's drug use and apparently the jury believed the assistants and didn't believe Nigella when she said she only used coke six or seven times and pot not that often. the assistants said Nigella uses coke every day and smoked pot in front of her kids.

Blind Item #4

This A list producer/reality show icon has a special relationship with one of his current contestants. Her boyfriend is clueless but he will figure it out very soon when he gets dumped. Hopefully she knows she will not be the only dish on the icon's tray though.

Blind Item #3

What celebrity/athlete/reality star has photos of his wife doing lines of coke that he is threatening to release unless certain demands are met. Ruh oh.

Blind Item #2

This former host of a top rated cable reality show lost her job when the wife of the producer found out they were sleeping together has moved on to an married ABC executive who thinks she would be great on one of their reality shows when the network ditches the foreign celebrity who has had a bad couple of months.

Blind Item #1

She might be young, but this almost A list tween television actress/celebrity/singer is becoming quite the serial cheater. Three relationships that ended with her cheating all in the past year. Maybe she should just date.

Barbara Walters Thinks Kimye Relationship Is Fake - Hates Them Both

Barbara Walters never comes out and says anything controversial. It just isn't her nature to do anything that might jeopardize a future interview or force her to apologize for something. It was therefore with great surprise that I found myself watching her Most Fascinating special which I blame on the fact I was sitting on the remote control and couldn't find it to change the channel and was further surprised when she blasted Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. yes, they made her most fascinating list but it doesn't mean she likes them. She says Kim is a fake and that Kanye is an ass and that the couple is probably fake and she does it in a way where you have to watch it a couple of times to really notice that she is giving it to them. You are also watching it more than once to see if her mouth is actually moving as she speaks or if someone just props her up in a chair and a voice over is used later.

Maybe she is getting a little more feisty as she heads towards retirement. Maybe she broke into jenny McCarthy's dressing room and got the good stuff stashed there. I don't know but I applaud her for calling out Kimye. Of course this is the same person who was desperate to interview Paris Hilton and called her a star at some point.