This former A list mostly television actress who is not shy about getting naked in movies and doesn't work much since her last network show went off the air last year showed up drunk to the Christmas show at her kid's school this past week. Not just tipsy but barely standing drunk and had to be threatened with a call to the police before she could be talked out of driving her kid home after the performance.
Saturday, December 21, 2013
This foreign born A-/B+ list Emmy nominated actress on a crime initial show was asked for some change from a homeless person this week. She said he would just spend it on drugs and he said he doesn't do drugs and she said he should because she would if she was homeless. She said she isn't even homeless and does drugs so he should.
This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show who is a B lister now on a middling cable show was out shopping and no one paid him any attention so he started causing a scene which got people to notice him and then when they did he asked the store for some security and that he was far too busy to handle the crush of his fans. Most of the fans had looked up at the scene and noticed who was causing it and then gone back to what they were doing.
June 17, 2013
This B- list celebrity/athlete has been pressuring her A list celebrity/athlete boyfriend to use her former lover as his manager. She mentions it almost everyday and has not told him that she would get a cut. She thinks it will revitalize his image.
Lindsey Vonn/Tiger Woods
July 3, 2013
This former A list hooker is having trouble making ends meet and is being cheated on so she has been calling her ex-clients and also the tabloids about some people she has not spoken about before and others she has more information to reveal.
July 3, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer has been seeing a guy, but doesn't want anyone else to see him yet. She is afraid of what some of her more close minded fans will think because he is African-American so she is hiding him at home and now hiding him while they vacation together.
Former Tweener who has had a busy past few months and still likes to pretend the couple never hooked up a lot- just friends.
July 2, 2013
This A list celebrity chef was overheard complaining about his wife who says that she only lets him go to work alone. He is not allowed to go anywhere else alone because of all the times she has caught him cheating. I guess she thinks he will behave at work. He has not in the past, so it will be interesting to see if she starts following our chef to work too.
July 3, 2013
This almost A list mostly movie actress from a former hit franchise is trying to show how tough and punk she is. It is pretty hard to look tough though when you are screaming at a waiter in English which he does not understand about how he is going to lose his job if he is passing over non-vintage champagne instead of vintage.
July 2, 2013
This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who does not have a show right now and used to be a has been reality star has been offered $1M from Playboy to pose for them which is the most they have offered in a long time. Our actress/reality star is balking despite the fact she has not made that much combined over the past five years because she thinks it will hurt her acting chances. She did not use the word craft, but I know she was thinking it. No one thinks of her as a good actress anyway so it won't matter, but she is convinced she can make it out with going nude. Unless it is crucial to the role or something.
July 2, 2013
I'm not sure how much more dumb this A- list mostly movie actor could get. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and he has got a woman pregnant. Not the first time that has happened or the first time he got a woman pregnant that he did not even know her last name. Seriously.
July 2, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
July 2, 2013
This B list celebrity turned B-/C+ list mostly movie actress has been on a rampage the past two months. She is convinced her A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend cheated on her and has been letting him know it everyday. The clothes he had at her place have been burned and the ashes sent back to him in the mail. She also texted all his friends to tell them what her thoughts were on the situation. She is not happy and when she gets wind of his current girlfriend, I hope she is ready for some of the same.
Gina Carano /Henry Cavill/Kaley Cuoco
This B list mostly television actor who has also been known to star in other non acting type shows has a habit of talking about his sex life to his co-workers. Apparently our actor is forced to call on a handful of escorts on a regular basis, and by regular, I mean almost everyday he is working to give him oral sex because he says his wife will barely even touch his peen let alone do any kind of oral activity. He doesn't think it is cheating either.
One thing I don't really agree with is they spoke to an analyst who blames it all on Kanye West. I think he has his own issues, but I think with the Kardashians it is just too much for too long and they need to go away for a decade or so to give everyone a chance to find someone else to idolize and make rich for no reason other than someone was willing to have sex for money.
Friday, December 20, 2013
Alec Baldwin and his
Jennifer Lopez shows off her new boob job as she heads into American Idol auditions.
Milla Jovovich heads into Chateau Marmont for some lunch.
Salma Hayek and her husband in Paris. Salma looks like she has lost some weight.
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Five parts today.
Robin Thicke has upgraded to two pinky rings. That must mean his resolution in 2014 is to be extra sleazy.
This height challenged comic actor with the very long career as a B list television and movie actor bought dinner for an entire restaurant two weeks ago. There were over 100 people in the place and paid for it all. When the people asked for the bill at the end of the night they were told it was taken care of but not by who.
This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be with an A+ list diva is throwing cash around like crazy this holiday season. It is all for show though because he borrowed every penny of it from someone very close to him. She is living in a fantasy world if she thinks she is getting it back.
July 2, 2013
This A list mostly movie actor who is in danger of dropping to a B list unless his franchise success starts being duplicated spent an entire day at a Scientology facility. They are putting on the full show and doing everything they can to get him to commit because they know if he does and goes public with it, they will bring in thousands of young people.
Just five days to Christmas so I better get shopping. That is the amazing thing about the gift card displays they have at grocery stores now. I can get my tequila, tabloids and presents all at once. It's a win win. Who doesn't need a $25 credit for Farmville? Anyway, my holiday shopping habits allow me to be here all weekend blogging away with blinds and reveals and breaking news. If you want to follow me on twitter I would love to see you there. I am @entylawyer
#1 - This former A list mostly movie actor, still a solid youthful looking B who used to be Mr. Consistent when it came to award nominations every year, including a t least one of the Academy Award variety said the worst relationship he ever had was with this foreign born mostly movie A list actress because she expected him to actually make an effort when it comes to sex. He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work and doesn't care about whether they are satisfied or not. Of course it will be revealed. A bonus hint is he used to date this former A list celebrity/singer who is still an A list celebrity.
#3- This former reality star who has had kids with two separate A list men has just given up even trying to be with guys. She has always had women on the side but is going with women in a very public way beginning New year's Eve.
#4 - This long time game show hostess might be aging but that doesn't mean the barely legal male stripper at a recent party didn't get her hands on attention. And laps on and hands down and if she had any more to drink she was going to have sex with him right there. She did hold on to him for about 30 minutes. And by holding I mean she held on to him by yeah, you get the idea.
July 1, 2013
A former assistant sent this in, and I loved the way she wrote it so much, that I kept it pretty much as is, except for my list additions.
I work in fashion and a few years ago was working for a designer named ____________( who is amazing by the way and probably the nicest boss I've ever had). Really big. Loved by Vogue. Well respected.
Anyways she got a call from this former A list celebrity/singer who is now still an A list celebrity and working on that singing thing again's assistant who said that our celebrity loved the designer and wanted to meet with her to discuss possibly designing some couture pieces for her. The designer had done some tie dye tights that our celebrity said were "genius". Which they were.
The designer went to the celebrity's house which was huge.
Our celebrity was in bed and called the designer in. Our celebrity was completely manic and jumped out pulling open the doors to an enormous cabinet that was completely full of pill bottles. This cabinet was 6 foot high and packed to the rafters with nothing but pills. She took a few handfuls and ran into the adjoining room telling the designer that she was working on designing a collection that was really punk.
In the next room there were rails and rails of vintage dresses, vintage might be the wrong word...try 18th and 19th century dresses that would be worth at least 10 grand a piece.
And our celebrity had cut them all up. Huge ballgowns probably worn by royalty were cut to the knee and had patches of random fabrics glued and half stitched on. She warbled on for an hour about working together. She kept leaving and downing more pills and going off on tangents. The designer really wanted to work with her. But after 5 hours of "speaking" with our celebrity she finally left after the celebrity passed out cold on the floor in one big thud.
The designer said she thinks the dresses that had been destroyed probably cost in excess of 1,000,000 pounds ($1.5M).
Emma Cook/Courtney Love
July 1, 2013
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award nominee/winner was a restaurant the other night and they lost her reservation and dared to make her wait a few minutes. Not a good idea. The foreign born actress went off on the staff in several different languages and threatened them that if was not sitting in five minutes she would have her husband buy the place and then close it.
January 28, 2013
This A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition and a very hit show was hammered out of his mind at a party Saturday night. His girlfriend was left speechless as our actor proceeded to grab on to as many women as possible and was asking for phone numbers while he sweat all over them. As sloppy as he was and as sweaty as he was, and that he was doing it in full sight of his girlfriend he got numbers. His girlfriend looked more worried than horrified.
"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."
An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.
This B- list mostly television actress (now) on a middling network show which I love is married to a great looking foreign celebrity/actor. Where is the juice? Umm, how about the swinging they did with two couples on a recent trip. The celebrity/actor was all for it because he says it is the only way to make sure a marriage stays strong. Yeah, well when one of the couples ends up having naked photos lets see what you say then. The only photo I have seen is the foursome fully clothed in what looks like a hotel suite.
This C+ list athlete who used to be a reality star and had the worst name for that mess of a relationship was just supposed to do what athletes do and make some kids smile at a hospital. He ended up writing a $100K check before walking out the door.
This A+list diva knew she would be working all night but wanted a great pap shot so she did what anyone with a bunch of extra money would do who has a huge need to be in the public eye but has an even greater need to look good. She paid $25K to keep her hair and makeup people on standby for 8 hours while she was working and had them dress her and style her all for a 30 second photo op at 5am with the pap she had tipped earlier to be waiting.
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This A list producer/reality show icon has a special relationship with one of his current contestants. Her boyfriend is clueless but he will figure it out very soon when he gets dumped. Hopefully she knows she will not be the only dish on the icon's tray though.
This former host of a top rated cable reality show lost her job when the wife of the producer found out they were sleeping together has moved on to an married ABC executive who thinks she would be great on one of their reality shows when the network ditches the foreign celebrity who has had a bad couple of months.
Maybe she is getting a little more feisty as she heads towards retirement. Maybe she broke into jenny McCarthy's dressing room and got the good stuff stashed there. I don't know but I applaud her for calling out Kimye. Of course this is the same person who was desperate to interview Paris Hilton and called her a star at some point.