Thursday, January 23, 2014

Blind Item #11

This former Twilight actor who is really well known kept adjusting himself repeatedly while hosting a party because he had a hole in his jeans. When asked if he wanted to go change he said no because he was hoping someone would help him do the adjusting.

35 comments:

Uhhhh... said...

Aren't all the twilight actors former?

Hanwi said...

What a huge scandal...

T. E. Cuz said...

lautner, facinelli, pattinson.... i mean... doesnt every guy want that?

sandybrook said...

Pattinson is really well known but that's too easy right? Fascinelli is a well-known douche but that is easy too.

califblondy said...

How big was the hole?

Sugar said...

What was the brand of jeans he was wearing???

crila16 said...

It's either RPatz or Taylor.

The Dude said...

and? the point of the story is????

anonymous bear said...

Lutz

The Real Dragon said...

I'll help depending on who it is.

sandybrook said...

@Sugar Kristin and I have been hunting down Talks Too Much today do you know where shes hiding?

Freya said...

Did he cut the hole himself or are they ripped accidentally? He's hoping to boink someone without taking his pants off?

Renoblondee said...

Facinelli.

skimpymist said...

The point of this story is he was a walking glory hole.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Just where was the hole? Lol he Might get the help depending...

auntliddy said...

Kstew, lol

Sugar said...

Now that I think about it I would assume he has jock itch or some other icky problem going on in his pants and would choose someone else to adjust.

As for our dear MIA TTM, have you checked Wendy Davis's basement?

sandybrook said...

Actually that's a good idea thanx @Sugar!

DommyMommy said...

The only actor I recall hosting a party was Pattinson last year.

Star said...

He was wearing a suit at that party last year so if it is him was at a more casual private party.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Has @Kristin left the building too?

Kristin said...

Still here. Ruminating on the logistics of the John Mayer/microphone blind.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Man, I love your wit, smart girl! I just wanted to let you know how much I'm liking Night Film

ninotchka said...

Twilight actors - tick tick tick - your 15 is up.

bellaluna said...

Facinelli or Lutz the putz.

Kristin said...

I'll vote for this pretty pretty princess who was at Sundance.

Kristin said...

Isn't it good, Cocoa? Yay!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

It's creepy, shady, page-turning goodness!

Katie said...

HEY-OOO!!!

texas rose said...

I'm assuming the hole was strategically placed in the back of his jeans and he was inviting a visitor up his dirt chute.

Kristin said...

Stick with it! My sister wussed out after having a weird dream about Ashley.

You know someone recreated the Blackboards online?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

That would take a lot of time and effort - yikes. I can totally see it being made into a movie. I'd go see it.

hothotheat said...

I think Pattinson is the only one that's "really well-known".

Dennis Ailor said...

Lutz! I just don't see Rob or Taylor being that douchey

SrslyMike said...

Pattypanson is my guess too. He's usually scruffy in the photos, so hole in jeans would be something his style.