Friday, January 03, 2014

Blind Item #12

This A- list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee who would probably be a B+ if she didn't get a lucky break in her few billion dollar movies doesn't see her kids before 10am. Even if she wakes up earlier than that she says it upsets her routine if she sees them before that time so had the maid or her husband watch them.

42 comments:

  1. I want kids. What's wrong with these people? Get a fucking dog and spare these kids the attachment disorder & lifetime of rejection issues. Please!

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  2. Ps. Just got a nad pic from my hubby in his work break. Rad!

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  3. Aww, I hope the maid and husband get together.

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  4. Wow Rach, he likes to squeeze other people's zits and sends pictures of his nuts randomly? That's a keeper right there ;)

    And yeah, Goop

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    1. Bacon : AND he cupcakes and crop dusts me at the supermarket. Sorry ladies! He's taken!

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  5. I took this to supposedly be Nicole because of how Enty hates her.

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  6. How about that whackjob kendra? She has some weirdass ideas about child raising. Which is interesting because she doesnt even raise her own.

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  7. Has to be Paltrow. Few billion dollar films...Iron Man & The Avengers. She should thank CDAN commenter "himmmm" (supposedly RDJ)for the Potts role.

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  8. I thought it was Nicole too because Chris and GOOP arent usually on the same continent much less in the same house

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  9. If I ever had to provide the police with a description of Goop I'd only be able to say : nose, eyes, hair, elbow. She's so non descript and fug. Her head (cue Evan Dando) belongs in a box.

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  10. LMAO ~ I just looked up crop dusting on urban dictionary and had a good laugh!
    Happy New Year to the CDANers!♥
    I hardly ever post, but I come here every day!

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  11. Himmmm IS RDJ!
    The Internets told me so!

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  12. Winslet's had one billion dollar hit - Titanic. No multiple billion dollar hits.

    I can't think of any billion dollar hits for Box Office Poison Kidman, let alone a string of them.

    Goop. I curse the day that Pepper Potts revived her career.

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  13. Uh... Mr. Nom and I kind of split AM/PM duties. I generally tend to Baby Nom in the evening (bath and bedtime routine) but he handles morning stuff (bottle, dressing, diaper). We both suffer the overnight interruptions.

    All that to say: if she is a bad parent, that's obviously not okay. But this doesn't automatically make her one.

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    1. Thanks for that, NomNom. My three know to leave me alone before 8 on a school day and before 9-10 on a weekend. Unless they're bleeding or on fire.

      The rest of the time I'm there for them, so I'm not judging mummy-sleep-time ri

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  14. Not Winslet. She has one billion dollar movie (Titanic) and she rarely does blockbusters. She does a lot of quieter, smaller fare.

    I'll go with Paltrow. She's had a few billion dollar hits (Iron Man franchise); that was her lucky break. Prior to Iron Man, she was starting to fade away. And we all know she's strict when it comes to routine. She has a routine for practically everything.

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  15. Do Goops kids need to be watched? I would imagine they get up and do their thing in the am. Seems like younger kids but fits her personality.

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  16. OFF topic: is the rumour about the triangle AsleyBenson - AlannahCampion - KristenStewart real or fake..?

    OFF topic2: nice black soft-SM string bikini, VIP!

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  17. While I throw no shade against a parent having an alone time routine I would at least give them a morning hug.

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  18. It's gotta be Gwyneth. Kidman has never had a billion dollar movie and Kendra is not an actress.

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  19. Paltrow also stated in her latest GOOP post that she has her breakfast at 10am.

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  20. That's more like brunch then.

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  21. Portman only has one kid (blind says "kids"). GOOP or Kidman. Both husbands are musicians and not always around in the morning. I'd say GOOP just based on the "billion dollar movies".


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  22. Rach Around - NO!!! This person does not need a dog either!!!

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  23. OFFFF of the month, my dear god, I wish you all a good read: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

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  24. Gooooopster! The maids turn on the one tv, with the only unblocked channel playing Spanish speaking cartoons, and then goes to prepare their soy guava/cruelty free pomegranate smoothies...Goop slumbers on in her 1,000,000,000 thread ct sheets made from foreskins of Himalayan boys who were left handed.

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  25. That was great LoMo, thanks!

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  26. Some people just aren't morning people.

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  27. @Rach that sounds like the perfect relationship! Everyone should have someone they can be themselves with 100% of the time and still be loved. Super jealous. Of course I'm in a long term relationship with Netflix who never judges me.

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  28. I'm throwing no shade. I LOVE my alone time, and I'm a shitty mother if I don't get enough of it. Of course, this is why I only had one child. I love him like crazy and spend tons of time with him, but this mama needs Zen moments. Daily.

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  29. Definitely Kidman - cold as ice

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  30. My first thought was Goopy but I know I've seen pictures of her doing the school run - maybe it was the afternoon one?

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  31. My first thought was Mariah, but sting of blahblahblah rules her out, so Goop by default.

    Sprink - That was my rule for interrupting me while I was on the phone: "Are you bleeding? Are you on fire? Then it can wait!"

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  32. It can't be Nicole Kidman because she hasn't made a movie that's made money in decades....

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  33. Hate to even suggest this, 'cause my own (late) Supermom had a small-but-notable bit part w/her in a cable film, but the oscar winning--plus "billion dollar" movies & A- makes me wonder: Hilary Swank? Does she have kids?? I'm too lazy to check, & often a belated commenter (this one is especially moldy; sorry!)

    Supermom would tell me if a lead was affable, evil, a diva, or an evil diva--but her critiques were mainly based on behavior toward crew & any cast. Can only recall she enjoyed her few scenes & admired HS as an actor.

    [tho' the cable film was truly mediocre. Poor Supermom even had a part in Glitter, but such is the plight of most unknown actors; they're just glad to be working ;-) ]

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