Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Blind Item #1

Well, that didn't take long. This notorious almost A list mostly movie actor already had sex with his co-star. Despite being in a relationship, the A lister had sex with this legal in some states B- list mostly movie actress. They have been working together for just a few days.

35 comments:

Simon said...

Ethan hawke and hailee steinfeld?

Henriette said...

Anyone working with Michael Douglas right now.

Kristin said...

I'm with Simon but it could be Emile Hirsch and Hailee, too?

Erin said...

And she was in the DM.

__-__=__ said...

So wrong. Predator.

Count Jerkula said...

Anything on a film set with a vagina is fair game. I think it is rule 5 in the SAG handbook.

Simon said...

@kristen, i don't think emile is in a relationship though, is he?

Kristin said...

I thought he was dating his baby mama, but I could be imagining that.

Simon said...

She is pregnant but was described as "ex-girlfriend" but maybe he is back with her.

nancer said...

emile isn't 'notorious' either, as far as i know.

Blonde Galore said...

I'd say Leo but his IMDb is empty for this year. Notorious? Fassy, Penn, Neeson?

NeDave said...

Abigail Breslin, age 17 (18 in a few months). She's legal at least in Colorado (age of consent there is 17), maybe some other states too.

Count Jerkula said...

NeDave: NJ 16.

Evil Kumquat said...

Indiana: 16

Simon said...

Hailee is 17 as well

Seven of Eleven said...

Sigh. Ethan Hawke was pretty fine once upon a time.

Yep @ Count, seems to be so true.

WritergirlinLa said...

Is Ethan notorious?

Michael H said...

Ghost of Biggie Smalls + Willow Smith? I know he didn't do acting, but he wanted to...

Sherry said...

Wow, they just started filming yesterday! Guess the read through went well.

Mark B said...

the age of consent is actually 16 in a majority of states IIRC.

Count Jerkula said...

USA Age of Consent Map

Harry Knuckles said...

It's completely wrong on a moral level for a grown-ass man way past his teen years to have sex with a 16 year old and I certainly would never do it but for those guys without my moral compass there are plenty of Stateswhere you can enjoy young movie star muff and not get your ass thrown in jail.

Harry Knuckles said...

And it's not Hailee. She's saving herself for me.

Count Jerkula said...

Moral compass, shmumpass. My problem with nailing teen tang is the not old enough to drink and get high. How and I going to sit there, drinking and smoking pot, with a bim just staring at me? I don't like sober sex unless I'm in a relationship. I need some plausible deniability in case I cross a line or 2. Or 3. 16 may be legal, but contributing to the delinquency of a minor is not.

LowKey said...

Harry, for a second I was worried about you. But then you redeemed yourself with your very next comment. All is well!

Harry Knuckles said...

Count, you once again mention something that has been puzzling me for months: what the fuck is a "bim"? II get the context, I just don't get the actual literal origin of the word. I'm thinking it's an abbreviation of something, like "dom" for dominatrix, but fucked if I can come up with it!

LowKey said...

Harry, it's short for "bimbo".

Count Jerkula said...

LowKey nailed it. I call the young bimbos "bims". My old man used to call them "bimbettes".

Stepforded said...

George Clooney ... filming 'Tomorrowland' at the moment ... I'm guessing with Madison Simms.

Harry Knuckles said...

Bimbo it is. Thankyou gentlemen.

LowKey said...

You're welcome, Harry, but I'm no gentleman ;)

LogDog said...

Better age of consent map

http://coloringforgrownups.com/post/24008967408/know-your-ages-of-consent

Count Jerkula said...

Clicky of LogDog's link for those in need.

LogDog that was great. That would make a cool coffee mug.

Fugazi Enty should put "This Blind Sponsored by Uncle Merv" as a warning on Rape/Molestation/Incest blinds.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Does anyone else think its funny that in most of the founding states of America, the age is 16? Lol, guess they liked their niblets ...

Count Jerkula said...

Alot of those states upped their ages in the not so distant past. As of the early 2000s, GA was 14.