Monday, January 20, 2014

Blind Item #2

This actor is A+. Aging. Married. Has a huge fondness for strippers. I'm actually shocked he got married because it isn't like he was faithful in any of his previous relationships or marriage(s). The stripper he was with this weekend was curvy and cheap looking which is the opposite of his former actress wife. Former might be too string of a word. The former A list actress barely works now. Our actor was seen in a parking garage walking to a car with his arm around the stripper and a hand on her breast. The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face.

34 comments:

snookiemonster said...

Harrison Ford

Seven of Eleven said...
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Anonymous said...

Michael Douglas

LottaColada said...

No, not Harrison!

Karen said...

Calista will cut a bitch if this is Harrison. I'm going with Warren Beatty.

SaintsFan said...

Is Warren Beatty too old?

Seven of Eleven said...

Not to put a string point on it, but it helps to get your grammar right when poking fun at grammar.

I can't see Indiana Jones grabbing stripper breast, but Mr Oral Gave Me the Cancers, oh yeah.

hothotheat said...

Both Beatty and Douglas aren't "aging". They're old.

I think this is someone in their 40's or 50's. Tom Hanks?

Rosso said...

Bruce Willis?

Karen said...

I'm pretty sure that Enty has referred to Jack Nicholson as "aging" before, so that doesn't really rule out any of the old guys.

I don't think Beatty was married before Annette, though, so I'll switch to Michael Douglas.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well good for him. Stripper boobs cure all that ails you, Mr. Douglas

Sparkletron said...

This sounds like somebody who's recently remarried though...Harrison Ford and Michael Douglas have both been married to their wives over 10 years now.

Bruce Willis' wife isn't famous either.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Bruce Willia, with Demi Moore being the former A list wifey with no boobs and doesn't do anything anymore.

Lucas said...

It was the vanilla perfume. We men are powerless around it.

FrenchGirl said...

Robert De Niro?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Yeah seems like Bruce Willis fits the best. He's a known cheater too with a similar MO to Taye Diggs...always looking to pick women up at bars and acting like he's gods gift to womankind.

mynerva said...

Bruce Willis.

There's nothing more annoying than a guy leading you around by the boob.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

*LOL* I'm wondering if Pink Sugar falls under this category...used to be my favorite. Now I'm classier and prefer Chloe.

LottaColada said...

Lmao @Lucas

Unknown said...

I'm not sure we're talking about an ex-wife but rather a current wife who is a former actress.

sarah.estell said...

Definitely Harrison. The other guesses don't work. CZJ works. Bruce Willis' wife isn't an actress, is she? Harrison fits because Calista was A list and now doesn't work. I will always and forever love Harrison, however.

love nugget said...

Ben Affleck

trudi said...

I'd have to go with Willis since Harrison Ford was demoted to B list a few blind items ago.

SaintsFan said...

"former actress wife" could be taken as she is a former actress or she is a former wife who was an actress. I'm confused.

Alice Tate said...

I think the blind is saying that his current wife is a former, not curvy, A list actress. Therefore Harrison Ford.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

This sounds like Ben Affleck, but he is not really aging and wasn't married before.

bellaluna said...

I'm wondering if it isn't Alec. His former wife - Kim - is/was an actress who doesn't do much any more, and Hilaria isn't the gold-digging-stripper type, but the yoga-instructor-gold-digging type.

feraltart said...

bellaluna, awesome guess.

Sherry said...

His FORMER wife was an actress and she barely works now. Bruce Willis gets my vote.

Kelly said...

I thought Alec, but he isn't A+ is he?

Angie said...

Ethan Hawke

Unknown said...

Antonio Banderas - Melanie doesn't work anymore but would probably let him do anything he wants.

Unknown said...

Antonio Banderas - Melanie doesn't work anymore but would probably let him do anything he wants.

ninotchka said...

Harrison Ford. Fond of strippers, surprised he married Flockhart, always a cheater and he always goes with curvy hos and marries the opposite, Flockhart hardly works anymore.

Antonio likes extras and b/c listers, not strippers. His wife doesn't work much but she certainly has huge fake tits.

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