Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Blind Item #2

This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show was basically drunk for the 48 hours leading to her wedding and she was told by more than one person to not go through with it and our actress was making a huge mistake. Apparently the husband is trying to isolate her from her friends and wants her close to protect his interests. Probably to pad his wallet too. He has been pushing hard for a bay to lock everything in.

76 comments:

Kristin said...

Kaley

Seachica said...

How does a bay lock things in? Oh, I get it. A lock like a Scottish loch with a bay

Flygirl said...

Kaley

gullygeyer said...

Kaley

fancyscreenname said...

I was thinking bay window. ((Shrugs))

...@seachica

Johnny said...

Stop being so jelly Ent. You and Jax are obviously obsessed with Kaley and her new husband.

Poni-Tayl said...

Kaley was photographed by paps in a parking garage the day before her wedding, she didn't appear to be drunk.

trainrides said...

Sheldon Cooper: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon Cooper: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad.

Kristin said...

@seachica I read it as gridlocked into bay bridge traffic. Huh.

ms_wonderland said...

Bay = typo for baby.

Kristin said...

Ohhhh @Johnny don't bring that name up here.

((Not listening. Not listening))

Kristin said...

@ms wonderland

WHAT???!!

fancyscreenname said...

@trainrides

Ha!

Johnny said...

Shut the front door!!

Johnny said...

I know Kristin, I should not have mentioned IT but haters need to be called out.

fancyscreenname said...

@mswonderful
of course. ((Smacks forehead))

Kristin said...

Aww man I get stomach cramps when that name is brought up @Johnny.

Johnny said...

I won't type it again boo.

JSierra said...

Ahh she who must not be named

JSierra said...

Ahh she who must not be named

FrenchGirl said...

henry cavill's ex tv actress girlfriend ! but she posted many pics of her wedding and she looked happy

LottaColada said...

Hahaha, makes perfect sense now.

Kristin said...

Whew. Thanks Johnny. You knows the rules: type it three times and your eyes will start to bleed. Or something.

Del Riser said...

Kaley's new husband wants her to have a baby in a big hurry. Apparently he thinks that will cement the relationship so nobody can talk her into getting out of it, since it's a done deal now.

Getting isolated from friends and family by your mate is always a bad sign. She should have listened.

Rach Around said...

I still have no idea who Jax is or why he/she is unmentionable. Someone enlighten me?

girl77007 said...

Whoa! I thought I was the only one who despised J*x. Do I have friends?

Rach Around said...

@Frenchgirl: she may be a happy drunk, or her betrothed slipped some MDMA in her champagne

Freya said...

@Trainrides Hahaha Perfect!!

Stepforded said...

@Rach Around - from what I can gather, Jax was a commenter on the site before helping Enty contribute to the site ... not sure why people hate him / her though? I originally thought Jax was that awful bartender from 'Vanderpump Rules' so sort of understood the loathing, but now that I know it's not I'm confused.

Johnny said...

AHHH. If one more person types it..the end is nigh!

Johnny said...

You are amongst friends, girl. Than you for censoring that, for Kristin's sake.

Stepforded said...

She was asked by a reporter (Entertainment Tonight, I think?) "Why the rush to get married?", to which she replied "I'm not pregnant! [Followed by a giggle]". I'm left asking the same question though - why indeed the rush?

That picture of them watching the sports game painted a thousand words - he looks like a miserable so-and-so who is definitely punching above his weight there.

Gayeld said...

Well, aside from the fact that Jax clearly wasn't right for Brenda (everyone knew she belonged with Sonny,) I didn't think he was that bad.

*ducking*

Violet said...

On its own being drunk in the run up to your wedding means nothing. Lots of people drink to celebrate their upcoming nuptials. And getting married quickly means nothing. Lots of people do that and have successful marriages.
Who knows? They looked pretty happy to me.

girl77007 said...

It was the least I could do for a new found cohort. Thanks for the warm fuzzies.

I'll just say it outright for those not in the know: J*x is a cunt.

And on the blind: "bay" as typo for baby makes so much more sense, but I was thinking bay as in horse storage and since Kaley is an equestrian, it connected for me.

B said...

Kaley for sure

Anothergrayhare said...

I watched a video on Youtube this morning of Kaley getting her hair and makeup done the day of the wedding. As much as I love her, she seemed drunk through the whole thing. I'll try to find the link. It's from her makeup artist.

Anothergrayhare said...

Here's a link to an ABC story about it, sorry, not up on the "clicky" stuff...

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/watch-kaley-cuoco-prep-wedding/t/story?id=21435800&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F

She's having fun and drinking champagne, but at some points seems a little tipsy. Six months is a fast courtship but I know someone who dated six weeks and is still married 50 years later, so who knows.

bellaluna said...

Agreed.

Renoblondee said...

I just wish her happiness. She seems sweet.

Kristin said...

@Reno Kaley or ... The Other?

Renoblondee said...

@Kristin I had to pause like whaaa?. And then I LMAO! Hahahaha. She who shall not be named!

Stepforded said...

@Anothergrayhare - LOL ... some of those make-up artists sure do have loose lips! I know a couple who have the best gossip. I wouldn't be surprised if a few are in contact with Enty about what they know.

Shotinthedark said...

I thought it was meant to be way not bay,... He has been pushing hard for a way to lock everything in.
? All I know is enty has to do this stuff on purpose, OR be feeding everything through a auto translate tool, cause its ridiculous!

Shotinthedark said...

Also agree its Kaley sadly

nurysp said...

rich ppl do dumb shit, like get married for NO reason. Just to have something to do. Bitch buy a pony or a chinchilla or something

Harry Knuckles said...

Still think there is something fishy about this. Somebody is bearding maybe.

Holly Green said...

Always funny coming back to CDAN and see how far the crazy has escalated.

Kristin said...

Well welcome back @ Holly!

Lucas said...

Maybe they are two crazy kids in love and wanted to rush to get married because they could. Or they had schedule conflicts. Or who effing cares. If he makes her happy and she makes him happy then what else matters? So what if it doesn't last 50 years? Is the length of a relationship the only way to judge its merit? Because I have known plenty of people who were in very long, very miserable marriages.

Lissa THEEE Pissa said...

JAX
JAX
JAX

Now go get in line to be cunt-punted.

shakey said...

^Ba hahahaha!!! They're too busy pulling out their jigglies to show the Count, hahahahaha!!!

lutefisk said...

Is it possible that Kaley is Jax? The two of them have never been spotted together.

TalksTooMuch said...

What the sam hill happened here??? Jax-invoking, Jerkulady-shaming, some really confusing wordplay re a missing letter, it's madness! I love this place

Kristin said...

@TTM This is what happens when you take on life responsibilities like children. No time to regulate this shit for us! Someone told ole J*x she was called a cunt here and... well...

redronnie said...

I'm in the middle of the arctic/polar vortex in Manitoba so a little hell fire from that tightly strung bitch wouldn't be a bad thing

TalksTooMuch said...

And it went sharply downhill from there...who told J*x what where? You actually made me more confused! And there is no doubt these kiddos slow me right down, they just don't understand the importance of gossip! It's all "wipe my bum" this or "I peed on that"

Kristin said...

Can't you pretend to vacuum for a couple hours, again? J*x is one of only a handful of people Enty follows on Twitter. Posted about being called a cunt, and around that time is when... errrmm... other posts showed up to collectively shame us.

I'm getting stomach cramps again; don't know if it's from talking about this or because I pulled a muscle laughing over @redronnie :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, dude. Back at it

Kristin said...

Love ya, TalksTooMuch.

shakey said...

When people take on life responsibilities, neither are they on this site commenting, nor do they care.

Kristin said...

Ok.

Ice Angel said...

My grandparents married the day after they met because he had to return to WWI (he was on leave.) They didn't consummate the marriage for 9 months, upon his return home. The parents were furious (his Irish Protestant parents disowned him for marrying a Catholic.) They went on to have 9 children (2 died as babies) and remained in love until the day he died in 1962. She said a day never went by that she didn't miss him until the day when she finally joined him again in 1986. Love doesn't always seem to "make sense."

ninotchka said...

So this Kaley girl will have an expensive first marriage and with any luck she'll learn from it.

It's not all that unusual.

Renoblondee said...

@Ice Angel- That was so sweet. Thank you.

sandybrook said...

I think Kaley IS Jax and that's why the Entybot has such a hard on over Kaley lately. Give it a rest!

trainrides said...

LOL @Kristin.

PS. Love this comment. And love you.

Johnny said...

J*x is not Kaley. Kaley is beautiful, sucessful and married. J*x is just one of the Ents.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, you are the awesomest. Don't let anybody cramp your style, OR your belly

Massconfusion said...

My Grandparents met on NYE, got married on Valentines day (and my grandfather was in the navy and was deployed for 3 weeks.) So they basically had a 3 week courtship and were married for 60 years.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ shakey,nLove with your pic. Diller was a great lady and a pioneer for female stand up comedy.
I'm only sorry that if it weren't for her, Roseanne Barr wouldn't have a career.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ shakey,nLove with your pic. Diller was a great lady and a pioneer for female stand up comedy.
I'm only sorry that if it weren't for her, Roseanne Barr wouldn't have a career.

mngddess said...

@girl77007 - Takes one to know one, huh? Fucking troll.

shakey said...

Thank you, Steampunk. I hope I grow old the way she did - sense of humour intact, and didn't seem to take herself too seriously.

Tallulah said...

I've been here almost from the beginning, and I really miss Jax, Hez, and all the others.

Formerly April.

TalksTooMuch said...

Where / why did all the older commenters go? Jax could be harsh, but she was funny