Thursday, January 16, 2014

Blind Item #3

This married foreign born A list Victoria's Secret model with child(ren) and a last name I can barely spell, let alone pronounce was at lunch this week. I know, I know and apparently she did eat something. Anyway she was wearing a very very short skirt. And nothing underneath. While she was sitting it rode up even more and some guys in suits were taking photos of her on their cell phones. When she noticed what happened to her skirt and what the guys were doing she went over to them and noticed their wedding rings and asked whether they were going to show their wives the photos or if they would do the same thing with their wives there. She then volunteered to call their wives if they wanted to let them use the phone and if the wives said it was ok, then she would let them keep the shots. Instead, the guys deleted all the photos from their phones.

51 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

The old bait-and-shame-the-dudes trick! Kinda mean

Bacon Ranch said...

You can't spell Kerr?

Seven of Eleven said...

Yeah, I bet they deleted them. Uh-huh.

Entern doesn't like you, Paulina Porizkova!

LottaColada said...

Alessandra Ambrosio?

Gypsy said...

Then wear some goddamned underpants for Chrissake.

ethorne said...

Can this be anyone but Giselle?

LottaColada said...

Lol, spell her last name ethorne!

L said...

Candice Swanepoel?

Basil said...

Wear undies if you don't want anyone to see your goodies. Gheesh.

Susan said...

Yeah. If you wear something scandalous in the effort to seek attention you can't be all up in arms that you are getting the attention. Is this like today's version of feminism. I'm going to post naked pics of myself online, but uh, don't look. Whatever.

I wonder how Vic Secret's feel that she's going commando and not sporting their undies. LOL.

Renoblondee said...

ethorne got it.

Renoblondee said...


Also, I'm with you Susan!

ethorne said...

@Lotta-I can spell all these last names, Enterns would have trouble spelling Bob.

*Bundchen

Susan said...

^Victoria Secret feels is what I meant to say. Sorry! Totally distracted by my toddler. Why don't 3 year old's realize that it's not ok to talk to Mommy until after her third cup of coffee? Plus, I'm letting poor Jersey grammar infiltrate my comments. People here add "s" to the end of EVERYTHING. Ie, Wal-Marts, ShopRites, the casinos, yous guys, etc., etc. Horrified.

Count Jerkula said...

I'd tell the broad flat out, "When I hand my wife 1/2 the money Larry Flynt is going to give me for these pics, I doubt she will mind."

mynerva said...

Doutzen Kroes?

LottaColada said...

@ethorne, don't forget the dots over the U but it's cool, I forgive you betch. ;)

L said...

Minerva! Doutzen was the one I meant, not Candice. Gosh I am dyslexic! well done! I am with the Doutzen Kroes train wich you!

Kristin said...

Giselle is no longer a Victoria Secret model. Lima and Kroes are the only 2 married with a kid and current Angel.

(I know too much about these ladies)

Bacon Ranch said...

Count, depends. You a republican politician?
$$$ rides on your answer.

Evil Kumquat said...

Uh, who the fuck does she think she is trying to tell these people whether or not they can "keep the shots"?

Public place, bitch.

ethorne said...

@Lotta-I remembered, but my phone won't cooperate. Betch. :)

Count Jerkula said...

@Bacon: No. My criminal history would prevent me from seeking public office. I have to wait until recreational pot is legal in NJ, then try to get my record expunged.

T. E. Cuz said...

I was just about to post this. Kerr is former and divorced. I think this is Lima, she has a sassy attitude

Murphy said...

Yeah they deleted them because they knew they would have already uploaded to the cloud

The Dude said...

I guarentee not everyone deleted these photos, if it really happened.

texas rose said...

Kristin - it must be Kroes then because lima isn't that hard to spell. I think there is also a chance that enty is thinking once a VS model always a VS model.

ethorne said...

With Enterns' grammar, crazy ratings, & general misinformation, I disregard all clues & guess whatever I want. For all I know this could be RDJ.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne,

R
D
J

ethorne said...

@Lotta-Duh

mynerva said...

I had to google a LOT before I got the spelling

caroline david said...

Whatever she is,she has talent for repartee

Sherry said...

Smart move on the models part. Smarter move would have been to wear panties!
And seriously how many wives here would really be pissed at their husbands because they had the chance for a snatch shot? I know I wouldn't care. As someone said, it's in public.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

I'd tell her to fuck off and go buy some clothes. Imagine that! She get a quick GTFO from me and I'd send the pics to everyone I know.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

Ladies, if you don't want random dudes taking pictures of your exposed ass in a very short skirt, try not wearing the short skirt. If my balls were hanging out of my pants because I placed them there, I couldn't get mad at one of you birds for taking a picture or having a glance.

Queenie said...

The one who looks like a greyhound - Alessandra

fancyscreenname said...

Where and when?

Re: your balls hanging out.

JoElla said...

Too bad nobody caught a pic of their faces when she busted them! LOL

For all we know, she could have been wearing a thong.

I like her, she is a spunky thing!

So yes, she was flashing, but whatever happened to decorum?! Kids, a long, long time ago, people used to just look and giggle and remember, now.. we all act like tourists snapping pictures.

auntliddy said...

Well played, model lady, but how about you wear some underwear?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Doutzen's name is not hard to write/pronounce, but maybe that is because I am Dutch. She is also very down to earth and staying away from the paps/attention, so I really doubt it is her.
I thought Anne V (her last name is impossible to even write) but she has no kids and is no current model.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Susan, you made me think of Alyssa Milano. She did a nude scene in a movie, an actual movie, not a stolen sex tape, then freaked out when screenshots got posted online. Made everybody take down the images.

Jacq said...

She works for VS for chrissakes!! Can't she get a pair?!

NaughtyNurse said...

put on some fucking pants, you asswipe.

Flashy Vic said...

Having her flaps and funions all akimbo under a short skirt is obviously pap bait.
She probably realised that having her wizards sleeve tweeted all over the net before she even leaves the restaurant will effect the price - or more importantly her cut of it - of (her probably pet) pap's pic to any of the usual tabloidy outlets.

Aoife said...

I thought Kroes right off the bat.

mcmama said...

Haha!

Alita said...

Educational intermission: the umlaut, or 'u' with dotty things up top 'ü' can be rendered into non dotty text through careful use of an 'e' -

Bündchen = Buendchen.

Not that I knew she spelled with dotties, but there you go!

B said...

Doutzen Kroes

Unknown said...

So it's up to women to dress properly because men shouldn't be expected to control their behaviour? What a bunch of fuckwits on this site.

Count Jerkula said...

@Unknown: No, it is up to women to dress for the kind of attention they want in public. If you wanna dress with your piss phlaps pflyin phree, then you better expect people to notice. If a person is too stupid to realize everyone is going to see, not just who they want to see, then having their vag plastered across the internets would be a valuable lesson for them to learn.

CreepShots.com

cowbulls said...

I agree with the earlier post. Those pictures would be worth a ton of money and most wives would be happy to have the extra cash.

As far as the model, she needs to shut the heck up. She knows damn well dressing like that will cause men to look and take pictures of her.