Friday, January 24, 2014

Blind Item #3

This former A list tweener who is now an A list celebrity/singer and B- list actress with almost A+ list name recognition has a fairly squeaky clean reputation. That reputation is in danger though because there is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke like a champion while dressed in just a pair of panties.

43 comments:

Kristin said...

Selena

dezzie disaster said...

Oh selena.... Don't let Justin film you!

rajahcat said...

well this has to be Selena and I'm not surprised

I think her image is very carefully "contrived"

not the squeaky clean you think......

Simon said...

Yea she can't be squeaky clean and be the biebs girlfriend.

Kristin said...

Wasn't she the Disney backlot blowjob queen?

Dena said...

I think I know of someone around here who may want to see that video.

Dena said...

Quicky bjs, yes.

rajahcat said...

must be from the Egg throwing incident when the cell was confiscated? bet he isn't trying to protect the the string of sluts he spends time with lately. i can't see him worrying about them being exposed.....they just up his street cred. must be Selena

Renoblondee said...

Yep, Selena.

crila16 said...

Gomez

Basil said...

This HAS to be Gomez. And frankly, not surprising considering she hangs out with Beiber.

WritergirlinLa said...

When you're ready come and get it, na na na .... Na na na ... Na na na

WritergirlinLa said...

Today I will give my answers in the form of a song lyric or movie quote just to mix things up. So far the blinds are kind of boring for a Friday.

Queenie said...

I've never liked Gomez - there's something about her that screams FAKE ... I heard on good authority that she enlisted a rent-a-crowd for her birthday celebrations - she didn't even know half of those girls she was pictured with.

WritergirlinLa said...

I've been invited to a few of those. Their Publicist gets lists of people who have been on lists for parties and events. Then I end up with an invitation to someone's birthday party I'm flattered but if you're asking me to your b-day party, it means you don't have any real friends to invite!

Murphy said...

DM has an article describing Selena as squeaky clean in the title.

Game over.

Murphy said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2544878/Squeaky-clean-Selena-Gomez-pictured-buying-cigarettes-morning-ex-Justin-Biebers-DUI-arrest-Miami.html

Just Another Girl said...

I'm guessing Beiber's camp will have someone release the video as retaliation for those sexts Selena's camp released earlier this week.

Just Another Girl said...

I'm guessing Beiber's camp will have someone release the video as retaliation for those sexts Selena's camp released earlier this week.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, Fugazi Enty, my loins are aching from this blind. Tender Miss Gomez going full coke slut. Uuuuuugh. I need a coffee to fully consume this information.

Any chance you could update the blind and give us a description of the panties? Are we talking Hanes Her Way or like a thong, or something lacy and Brazilian cut from VS? I'm hoping boy shorts that are tiny, like a size too small, showing plenty of buttcheek and camel toe, butt keeping the fun stuff covered until fun time.

More proof Beiber is a pud though. If he had a pair of nuts on him, there would be video of him snorting a pile of blow off her tight lil pucker. Of course, maybe she don't wax and he don't wanna loose his coke in the carpet.

AJ Productions said...

The thought of this makes me happy. I wouldn't touch her due to her infection of being tainted by the bieb, but she is still hot.

Sugar said...

NO that was me, Kristin.

zaaaaahra said...

One of Selena's songs is called Like A Champion, so definitely her.

MrWolf said...

This really isn't a blind. Selena cancelled her Australian tour earlier in the year and the police openly said that when they seized Bieber's cell phones that they found pictures and videos of compromising shit on it.

Count Jerkula said...

She cancelled her tour for the same reason Beiber did, no one cares so they didn't buy tickets.

I sooo hope one of the cops sent the files to a bobo email address.

If anyone here ever finds shady shit on a cell phone, celeb or not, email it to cdancountjerkula@gmail.com. Unless it is dick pics, those you should send to VIP.

Molls said...

Selena Gomez.

Kimba said...

Supposedly there's a video of more than just snorting lines, it could be a fake, but Selena is doing a nekid dance and you see her vjj really close up. Plus more nekid pics.
These supposed were leaked from the Bieber camp....Selena is going down with the Biebs.
Now I'm embarrassed. More for myself than her. Shame all around.

Kristin said...

@Kimba I want to see what other dirt is on that phone. Like the Miranda Kerr debacle.

ninotchka said...

Maybe she should take a fall but she probably won't go down with the Biebs. Whether he did or not, he'll be blamed for leading her astray.

hothotheat said...

Except TMZ reported that police were able to unlock The Biebs phone. So nothing's been available to release.

hothotheat said...

^ UNable to unlock his phone.

Armadillo Cake said...

Arianna Grande

The Real Dragon said...

Selena. She has song called Walk like a Champion

auntliddy said...

So if she had more than panties on it wld be ok? lol

Count Jerkula said...

Kimba, you better not be teasing me.

Would be a great move by Beibs. Proxy up, leak pics, then wage a PR war against the police.

Lord Baby Jeebus, please let this video appear on my internets and let the glory of Selena"s butthole play a prominent role in it. We both know I shouldnt be soiling any more women with my seed, and this video will keep me happily fapping in the privacy of my home for months.

Dark Lord Satan, if that Baby Jeebuss prick wont hook it up, you think you could help me out? I was through a very long custody fight, so I dont really have much soul left to offer. If you like I could give some coke or meth to a hooker so she can stay addicted and keep serving you.

Pink Cashmere said...

And this is the moment I fell in love with you...

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Cashmere, I cherish your love as I would a pair of Miss Gomez's unwashed boy shorts.

I'll never understand why the love always comes out when I am at my creepiest and coarsest, but then if I had a good understanding of broads I wouldnt be single and pushin 40.

Any chance you are single and within a 5 hr drive from NJ, Sweetie? I assume not, but there is no sense in dreaming if you dont buy a ticket.

Kimba said...

Count, I pinky swear, I saw her coochie! Could be a fake Selena.....but she dancing above the phone.....it has changed my mind on Selena, she's very, very, bad.
I'll see if I can retrace my snoops....I think you'd like it, a lot!

Kimba said...

Pinky swear is totally appropriate expression on the above!

Alita said...

I think it's a '50 shades' thing, Count. And you can take that any way you prefer.

Also you know you're a focused ass deviant when spelchek automatically changes 'but' to 'butt' ;)

Ahh, happy long weekends, antipodeans!

NaughtyNurse said...

Count, you are cracking me up tonight, my friend! Sweet Baby Jeebus!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Real quick before I run out to pick up a pizza. A buddy posted this somewhere and I figured y'all would like a laugh. Great Beiber Rant from YouTube SFW but Explicit Language

Kimba said...

It's over....it's over.....Lols Count.....