Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Blind Item #3

This celebrity wife of a former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably still an A lister was so convincing in her threat to kill a woman she suspected of cheating with her husband that the woman gave up a $1M+ year career in LA to move all the way across the country because she was so scared for her life. The move didn't work out too well for the woman. Better than death though.

51 comments:

Vintage Pink said...

lordy!!!

olliebolliesnollie said...

Ally McBeal strikes AGAIN!

Count Jerkula said...

Flockhart. Its a Jersey thing.

Count Jerkula said...

Jinx, Ollie.

Renoblondee said...

Wow!

Simon said...

Sounds like good guess but I would have thought calista was a mostly TV actress instead of celebrity. I have no idea what's in entry's mind though.

Renoblondee said...

Enty took down the death post. It's gone.

LottaColada said...

@Reno i just noticed the death pool is gone too! Negative feedback?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Good! A death pool is just all kinds of fucked up!

violet said...

Thanks god there is some common sense in whoever is the acting Enty of the day.

angie said...

+1000

Count Jerkula said...

Well, now we know Fugazi Enty IS a pussy. The jury is still out on whether it HAS a pussy though.

FSP said...

It was replaced with a "bonus" blind.

Sherry said...

totally missed the death pool. Were they placing odds on who was gonna die? Wow that would be f'd up. Hey Meanie, Lotta, Violet, Reno, Count, et al.

Topper Madison said...

Calista is a mostly TV actress--not "celebrity."

Who is married to a singer/model type?

Count Jerkula said...

Nothing wrong with a death pool. People die, it happens. It aint like we are gonna go hunt em down so we can be right.

That would make a good comedy film. Down on his luck loser/bad gambler needs cash fast and is in a high dollar death pool, so he tries to off a celeb.

I'm date and time stamped here, Hollywood. You can contact me via email to start negotiations.

I'm thinking Danny McBride for the lead, and Selena Gomez as the hooker he is in love with. I get a private audition with her as part of my deal for the rights.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Hiya Sherry! <3

Count Jerkula said...

Hello Sherry.

LottaColada said...

Hi @Sherry! The enties wanted to do a bracket with 64 celebs and make it into some sort of a tournament.

Megley said...

Harrison Ford is "probably still an A lister"? Permanent A+++. Calista would cut a bitch for sure. Not them.

texas rose said...

Does she ever act anymore Topper?? It's been so long maybe celebrity works now or enty being a little sly to not make it too obvious. That being said not sure it is her anyway- she has a tough rep but don't see her a that threatening. She is not crazy enough to really make someone think they are in danger. Probably someone most think Is a little crazy.

Jacq said...

Where's a good "I'm from Paterson" gif when you need it?!

Count Jerkula said...

Didn't Callista confront Amber Heard when she was sniffing around Indy?

rajahcat said...
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canadachick said...

Clint Eastwoods ex wife Dina

rajahcat said...

so does that mean the wife is not an actress?

this is a good one.......

Renoblondee said...

Hiya @Sherry. Snow today too?

aemish said...

Ya, for me Harrison is permanent A+

AndrewBW said...

I missed the death pool post, but at my old place of employment we used to do a celebrity death pool every year. Nothing wrong with it.

texas rose said...

Count- supposedly - but don't think Heard was afraid for her life.

D Brown said...

Does this mean I won the death pool? I believe I was the first to project Enty as the most likely to die in 2014. Since the death pool died I have to assume that Enty died with it. I have to be modest however because Enty was pretty much a sure thing. Readers know, from the changing writing,, celebrity ratings etc. that there seems to have been a number of Entys. Consequently it was pretty easy to imagine another fat guy face down in the cheese dip.

Its just U said...

Hey Sherry Baby!!!

Its just U said...

@Count isn't that the plot of the last Dirty Harry movie? The Dead Pool. Liam Neeson is a director who offs stars to make his movie popular.
Or something like that. Been a while since I saw it.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope not, I was banking on that money:( My film would work the comedy angle. Everyone loves a wacky chase comedy.

I haven't seen the Dead Pool since it came out on VHS. Isn't that the one where he shoots the guy with a harpoon gun and tells the late arriving cops "he's hanging around out back."?

Its just U said...

That's the one Count. Jim Carrey is killed at the start. He's a rock singer with a heroin habit (based on Axl Rose).
The worst of the Harry Callaghan movies if you ask me.

Kimba said...

Sorry Count, keep the day job - though it is time for a Dead Pool remake. 1988 when the movie came out, feeling old!

Sherry said...

Howdy IJU!

No snow for me Reno. I'm now a west coaster and don't miss those NC or NYC winters.

FSP!! Another amazing avi.

Count don't forget your hooker must have a heart of gold, not just other arts.

What about Rita and Tom? I know he's like A++ but I could see her cutting a bitch too.

Renoblondee said...

Sherry when did you leave NC?

Sherry said...

Reno, I was born and raised there but have been in CA for 21 years now after a two year stint in NYC. Just go back for visits but I miss the summers (I know, weird huh?)

Simon said...

Fergie and Josh only thing I could come up with

Renoblondee said...

Sherry, I remember that now, sorry! I don't know why I thought you were here now. I also love the summers here. We have some of the best beaches on the East Coast. I'm closest to Atlantic Beach and Moorehead area. Gorgeous, and I can't wait for this summer!

Shotinthedark said...

@Count I actually really like that idea! Security tech has moved on so much since the 80's - imagine the fun you could have with that angle alone. I'd definitely watch that movie and if the 'celeb' in the movie actually gets offed, I'm betting a lot of others would too if you cast Lohan or one of the Klan ; )

JoyceL32 said...

Just for fun: Arnold & Maria?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: I prefer to accurately portray hookers in my films. I would shoot for something along the lines of Junkie Amy Smart in Butterfly Effect / Mena Suvari in Spun.

@Shot in the Dark: Yes, I'm thinking tracked through social media and trying to get a hot shot of smack in her or an OD of Cocaine or extremely loaded and put behind the wheel of a car. Needs to be natural/accidental to get the pay off.

@Kimba: I don't think I would conflict enough with Dead Pool, if in fact they were trying to kill the celeb to help promote the movie. The only similarity would be a celeb target. I will have to re-watch Dead Pool so I know what plot elements to avoid.

MISCH said...

It's not Calista…Please while she's no pushover she's not violent

auntliddy said...

Calista bringing it!! Lol

Stepforded said...

I don't think it's Calista because Enty would've said something about the wife being a former television actress or similar.

The clue will be finding out who has left Hollywood. First person who springs to mind for me is Cameron Diaz, but she pulls more than $1m ... and she hasn't sold her LA estate either, she's just bought a new apartment, in addition, in New York.

So, could be ... Phoebe Cates, Meg Tilly, Heather Donahue ... or anyone else, really!

Claudea said...

@Lotta 0_o that is just...

ksus said...

this is very reminiscent of a story several years ago about a newscaster in a fairly important market who left her job and moved cross country because she was receiving threatening letters and feared she was going to be murdered. I don't remember her name, I'm in the Midwest and she was from the west coast I think. I don't think the sender of the letters was ever identified.....or caught/charged. maybe this is that old story?

TLP said...

Jada Pinkett Smith for the threatening wife. Who knows who the woman who moved is. I think we're not supposed to know.

Steampunk Jazz said...

C' Mon guys, I can't believe you are letting Ms Cray Cray herself Halle Berry pass by. Based on 2 continents with a cheating husband? A bitch would have to travel far to get away from her!