Thursday, January 09, 2014

Blind Item #5- Easy Easy Easy

This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a washed up reality star has been boozing and drugging so hard that she can't find enough days to be sober to film her show. Now there might not be a show and she will have to return a great portion of the fee she already spent. Oh, and get out of her paid for apartment.

51 comments:

VIPblonde said...

And we all know how she'll get that money...
Ass to Ass :)

kmidgitz said...

Dammit VIP.

Angela said...

I can't find anything?
Is she a redhead?

Seven of Eleven said...

A Lilo BI right after a Farrah Abraham pencil sketch?

I need more coffee!

LottaColada said...

Yay! A2A!!!

Seachica said...

Whoever this blind is about will have to Lie Low for awhile!

discoflux said...

A2A, betches!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Seachica - nice one!

baumyak said...

I love how sites like Radaronline and TMZ are reporting things like "she was also spotted partying in Shanghai nightclubs" and no one is saying....oh wait, wasn't this girl in lockdown rehab for three months recently?!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Phuque the coffee, 7, where's the booze?! o.0

Zelda Zonk said...

Can't see Oprah admitting she made a mistake with Lohan

And that sketch made my morning. Her and Kim K have the worst crying faces.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ass2Ass! If Farrah and Lilo make that one, don't let me know!

trudi said...

Would Oprah make her return the money?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/lindsay-lohan-risks-article-1.1570261

Stepforded said...

I always wondered where she was planning to live after the show had finished filming - the apartment Oprah gave her to live in while filming is gorgeous, and presumably waaaay out of her price bracket. I couldn't imagine her happily trading down to a cheap place afterwards.

Her place by the beach - the three-storeyed townhouse next to Sam Ronson - was gorgeous. She should've stayed there.

Someone will no doubt come to her rescue post-Oprah - because when she was stuck on home arrest at the gorgeous townhouse I've mentioned above, Air New Zealand paid her to do a series of commercials! Weird ... but no doubt others will come forward wanting her to endorse their offerings.

Zelda Zonk said...

I can see the almost reveal now - both were paid to have sex with the same porn star

Nothanksdarlin said...

Welcome back a2a

laura ramona said...

Lol Lohan.. she can t help herself. she might find it entertaining too

Jack Camp said...

Yeah, lie really really low! Btw, I found a computer chock full of pics of ginger Venus traps. Anyone know where I might get a reward for it?

Glitter said...

Lilo has the soul of a grifter. I have quit pulling for her to get well.

Chief2224 said...

Bad move, pissing off Queen O. But what did Oprah honestly expect from that dope, Lohan?

ethorne said...

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Dexamyl said...

What exactly is the premise of this show? Her comeback? There can't be much to film. This seems like a harebrained idea on Oprah's part, to begin with.

Rach Around said...

Have "when doves cry" playing in my head - replace "dove" with Oprah.

Rach Around said...

And A2A is not as bad as A2M.

Angela said...

@Chief2224
"But what did Oprah honestly expect from that dope, Lohan?"

Big ratings.

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TalksTooMuch said...

There should never.ever be A2M. Promise me, Rach. No matter what Rosario Dawson says in Clerks 2 or whatever Max Hardcore does. Promise!

Sugar said...

-)(-

Sherry said...

Oprah thinks she's God and that she could seriously cure Lohag. I predict she will be very pissed and this may actually BE Lohag's last chance. Stupid stupid ho.

Ray Nicolet said...

@2@

cece said...

Does Oprah not read any websites? Hard to believe she's so unaware about things. We all know Lindsey is a grifter an totally amoral. Oprah needs to get out more.

Count Jerkula said...

Did someone say, "Ass to Ass"???

NSFW OG A2A

I have more ass to ass material for later if anyone is interested.

Count Jerkula said...

I definitely prefer A2A over scissoring as a lez show grand finale.

Harry Knuckles said...

I honestly didn't know about this ass2ass thing before I started posting here. I have so much to learn from you ladies.

Harry Knuckles said...

Wow Count, I like yours way more than mine. What movie is that?

Count Jerkula said...

Requiem For A Dream. It is where Ass to Ass derives from.

In fairness, I believe the movie implies the double dong is in their vaginas, and they are just grinding ass to ass, instead of scissoring. I do enjoy pics and gifs of the dildo be shared by 2 hungry buttholes though.

Tina Mallette said...

Boy did Oprah make a mistake, she is showing how she isn't infallible these days.

Note to self - do not buy a TV channel unless it carries professional sports, maybe.

Ass to ass,
Cheek to Cheek LOL

Jack Camp said...

New one for me count and I thought I had seen it all......NOOOOOO its okay, don't prove me wrong again!

Kinda hot though, I must say.

Dena said...

Why can't the show be about her being a drunk druggie hohan mess? I might check that out.

Kathy K said...

Michael Lohan's quote about Lindsay's stolen computer is priceless (and/or worthless): "Who doesn't have naked pictures of themselves stored on their computer?"

Kinda says it all.

So screwed up.

Rosensly said...

Well...there's a premiere date:

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/09/lindsay-lohan-own-premiere-date/

Dani said...

LEAVE LILO ALONE!

Dani said...

I'm totally kidding, folks. Have at it. Can't not comment on a good trainwreck.

Dani said...

@ Kathy K - I don't. It's my policy. No film, no photos, NO EVIDENCE. ;)

littlejenny said...

I just.... REFUSE to believe that a human being could be this stupid! Tossed out of a PAID FOR APARTMENT?!?!?!? What a fucking loser.

Turkish Taffy said...

@ Angela 7:47: "Is she a redhead?"
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

parissucksliterally said...

BLOHAN

lc said...

Max Hardcore....haven't heard that name in awhile

parissucksliterally said...

Whoa! You learn something new every day! I never noticed the other girls sitting on the men's laps- I was always too horrified for poor Marion!!!!

lc said...

Max Hardcore....haven't heard that name in awhile

fancyscreenname said...

Whew!
Return of some fun chicks.
-)(- indeed lol
Ethotne u naughty bird. ;^)