Thursday, January 16, 2014

Blind Item #5

So, this A+ list mostly movie actor popped the question to his significant other. She said yes. The actor told her not wot wear the ring for a few weeks or tell the world because he needed to tell his kids. They already hate the significant other with a passion so he wanted them to hear the news from him. The actor must not be familiar with the way his significant other craves fame and attention. She lives and breathes for people to notice her and doesn't care about anything else.

46 comments:

ethorne said...

Dirty Depp

LottaColada said...

Depp/Heard

LottaColada said...

Dammit ethorne!

Count Jerkula said...

you two betches hit the nail on the head.

Seven of Eleven said...

Entern doesn't like you, Johnny & Amber!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Major divorce settlement ahead.

texas rose said...

She obviously has had her olfactory nerves clipped.

Jessi said...

No!!!!!! Oh Johnny, you are going through a major midlife crisis!!

ethorne said...

@Count-That's what he said. ;)

ethorne said...

@Lotta, I'll share! :)

Renoblondee said...

He wouldn't. Would he?

Karen said...

Lol! Johnny Depp is dickmatized. That Amber has brainwashed him. Hope he gets prenup!!!

ethorne said...

Twatmatized?

rosie riveter said...

Gross. Another hot woman who sells herself for money and fame, like charlize/ penn. Barf.

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LottaColada said...

@ethorne & @Count-

I'll get the hammer

ethorne said...

JC @Lotta, I thought I was gonna see a Thor pic!

That would be an awesome gif if you replaced the hammer with wrecking ball Miley. :D

Sophie Helene said...

This sounds to me like someone who wants to keep the door open to taking his ring back.

Was there not a blind about an actor being secretly married legally to someone in another country ? Was it Depp?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sophie, it was Keanu for that blind.

Jazzy said...

Easy easy

teresa crane said...

NOOOOO! I was secretly wishing for a reconciliation with Vanessa P.

Sparkletron said...

He gets engaged to everyone and never marries them

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: LOL!

Sylvia said...

Yuck!!! @ Depp

KatL said...

Lainey Gossip has pics of Amber walking around obviously hiding her ring finger, so I guess she decided to wear it after all?

parissucksliterally said...

Depp.

Can't any of these people be alone? Insecure fucking wrecks.

caroline david said...

@teresa crane
Vanessa Paradis has someone Benjamin Biolay a french musician/singer who produces her last album

Sherry said...

Yeah he always asks girls to marry them but so far has only made it down the aisle once right? He never married Vanessa. This won't end well for him, that's fo sho!

Angela said...

Jack Nicholson and Kate Gosselin.

Queenie said...

Obviously Amber and Johnny. She's trying hard to hide the ring in the latest pictures. Vanessa has reacted by doing what a lot of women do as rite of passage - chopped all her hair off (looks awful). Amber seems like a gold digger to me.

malcam66 said...

Johnny listen to your kids! Kids/animals know best.

lazyday603 said...

I can hear Mrs. Bennett explaining this engagement:

"I knew how it would be. I always said it must be so, at last. I was sure you could not be so beautiful for nothing!"

crila16 said...

Huh...he had children with Vanessa, was with her for years, never married her...but is going to marry Amber? Why? Do not tell me it's love. Something beautiful cannot grow from something so ugly...and Johnny cheating and ditching Vanessa and his kids the way he did for that trashy girl...that's ugly.

nurysp said...

WHYYYY doesnt he see this.
Those pics of her "hiding" ring were so wack. Shes SOOOOO wack!

Snootches said...

He went from my" top five" to "fuck no" once he started banging this chick. The blonde hair he's been sporting lately seals the deal for me. I need to work on my top five list, it's getting thin...

Chris J said...

Winona forever!!!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Crila - Sometimes dudes do that. Rod Stewart was one, he never married Kelly Emberg, but like 30 seconds after meeting Rachel Hunter they were man and wife.

Gypsytrill said...

Vanessa will never take him back, especially after she trashed him publicly for being so stinky and gross.

ninotchka said...

Yep, Depp/Heard and she will take ol' Johnny for a very expensive ride. Serves him right for being so stupid.

@Rosie - Charlize "selling herself" to Penn for fame and money? She's a fucking movie star with plenty of fame and money all on her own. Blake Lively, Jen Garner, CZJ, Katie Holmes recently and Nicole Kidman back in the day, any Kardiashians - all fit your scenario and so do a lot of other girls (and some boys too, hello KFed, Cibrian and McDermott) but not Charlize.

Ramone Love said...

If that's what Heard really wants (fame/attention/blah blah blah) she's not being very successful at it. She's about as famous as Casper Smart.

Alexa Rose said...

Must be pretty easy to make up a blind when the pictures have been circling the net for hours already. From the pictures I've seen of Amber with Depp's kids, it looks like they like her just fine. I think if Vanessa had wanted to marry Johnny, they would have been married. I still doubt Johnny dumped Vanessa for Amber, I think Vanessa dumped Johnny for other reasons.

Also, if we want to see how ambitious Amber really is, we will see if she gets knocked up or not.

Aoife said...

But, but wasn't she gay a minute ago?

mcmama said...

So no one likes Amber Heard?

PS said...

They both looked so much more appealing before they started their affair, physically and even just humanly, than is. Sadly, I really don't like Vanessa's new haircut. I wish her break-up make-over kicked ass, but it makes her look like my butch nasty music teacher from grammar school, less 70lbs and a middle part.

ohcowie said...

thank you @ lazy day. :)