Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a reality star who can't get acting work made far more money meeting a businessman for three hours then she did for the event for which she flew around the world. Reportedly the man spent upwards of $100K to spend three hours with the former actress.

23 comments:

Kristin said...

Pammy

SecretTorture said...

Lohan

Kristin said...

Oh wait. LILO.

Wen said...

BlowHan

Jennabean said...

Lohan DM

Stepforded said...

Lohan was recently in China, of all places ...

Was she ever an 'A' though? And what other 'reality' show does she do, aside from Oprah's?

It's sad to see her demise - in that movie she did with Jamie Lee Curtis (love her!), she seemed so sweet and funny.

Count Jerkula said...

Do you think the ancillary tricks get sloppy seconds, after the guy who books her for the events? Maybe it depends on whoever pays more.

texas rose said...

Is Lohan a reality star??

Unknown said...

Oprah is paying Lohan 1million to do a reality show about getting her life and career going. Nobody will watch, but this is Lilo for sure. Better declare that money to the IRS, lest they put her in prison and she won't get out in 5 minutes. She's been doing this for years, since she was a teenager. That's how sad her life really is.

texas rose said...

Unknown - I disagree about whether people will watch. I suspect a whole lot of people will watch if people can find Oprah's channel or their tv.

Senor Salty said...

Why would anyone pay money to spend time with Lilo? She reeks of butts and I bet lays there like a starfish looking at her watch. Dina on the other hand....

Renoblondee said...

Enty always calls her former almost A list, yep.

Count Jerkula said...

@Senor Salty: I bet the opposite is true. I figure Lohan to work like a rabid dog to get the load out of a trick, so she can go back to shoving blow in her nose until he can get it up again. It is a crack ho experience for the super wealthy.

Remember the texting while getting humped blind about her? That was with Joe Francis, and the coke was probably already gone, so she was setting up her next "date".

Derek Harvey said...

Lilo----buddy will get one hell of a Shanghai surprise...

sandybrook said...

Its been so long its hard to remember Lindsay did movies that made her almost A list.

nurysp said...

Lindsay Hoe-ing

Harry Knuckles said...

There must be something wrong with me. I see Count and Senor Salty waxing poetic about Dina and Lindsay Lohan and all I want to do is puke.

Count Jerkula said...

You seem to dig on the pristine looking ladies, Harry. Sure, they are fine and dandy, and the take home to meet mom type, but from time to time a drugged out gutter slut is just what the Dr. ordered for "stress relief". Especially one like Lindsay, who don't mind getting lumped up while turning a trick.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

You know what's great about 2014? Everybody can now truthfully claim that Lindsay has not been in a hit movie in 10 years. Mean Girls came out in April 2004 and since then she's been Box office poison.

Tina Mallette said...

Unknown yes the IRS the one section of the government that will not give Lohan ANY breaks.

There is nothing wrong with you Harry.

Harry Knuckles said...

You're right about that Count. The pretty, wholesome looking girl next door type drives me crazy. And you're also right about "stress relieving" with a gutter slut from time to time. Not really my bag but I get it. My problem is with the actual gutter sluts that we are talking about here, Lindsay and Dina. Both of them have to be filthy with deseases. They're walking petri dishes.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks Tina. There's nothing wrong with you either.

ninotchka said...

From time to time, I feel sorry for ol' Blowhan. I wonder if she'll end up as a double ho act with her sister or as a triple ho act with her sister and her mother.

I wouldn't put anything past them but it's the parents who deserve to be beaten to death with a sock full of nickels.