Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Blind Item #5

This actor is A list, but he never feels A list. Sure, he is the male lead in most of the movies in which he stars, but he just doesn't have that charisma that someone close to him has. Anyway, our actor spent the past week on a hooker and stripper bender like you would not believe. It was more than even Charlie Sheen could probably handle because our actor has stayed off the booze and most drugs and according to one stripper who was at the actor's house for a couple if days she didn't see him sleep and he kept popping Viagra like candy every few hours.

25 comments:

Kristin Wigs said...

A Hemsworth?

Kristin Wigs said...

Or Owen wilson

Kelly said...

Liam? Well, he doesn't do leads does he? Idk

Unknown said...

Pitt. Close to him Clooney or Jolie Maybe that little soccer team he has at home is wearing him out. He was a huge pot head. Probably not him, I'm on an Oceans Eleven mood today.

LottaColada said...

Gotta be Jerry Stiller

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin Ha! I was thinking Luke Wilson for the bender, Owen for the charisma

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Ben Affleck, with Matt Damon as the dude with charisma. He seems sweet, Ben seems like an asshat.

Kristin Wigs said...

@Reno That's what I was thinking. He's pretty but boring. But then again, so is his brother... That's why I switched to Owen.

ethorne said...

So Luke Wilson almost OD'd on strippers & hookers.

OneEyeCharlie said...

A set and spike by Team Kristin VIP.

D Brown said...

Don't know if its him but I think, in one of the reveals, Enty described John Cusack that way (overlooked A lister who stars in his movies). Certainly his sister Joan got the charisma in that family.

Eros said...

Bradley cooper

Bacon Ranch said...

Considering his ego, I doubt a day goes by where Cusack isn't reminding anyone within earshot that he is A++++ infinity :)

BuffaloBlue said...

Wasn't there a blind a long time ago about Luke Wilson loving strippers or hookers?

VIPblonde said...

@Buffalo Yep

Barton Fink said...

I've never liked the "popping viagra like candy" line. It's not like people "pop candy every few hours" -- it's such a weird line.

Unknown said...

Mark Ruffalo??

NaughtyNurse said...

I agree that Owen has more charisma than Luke, but is Luke A list?

Basil said...

Tobey Maguire? With Leo being the more charismatic friend.

Unknown said...

Luke is actually the better actor IMO.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Huh. Farrah Abraham is almost-A, Courtney Stodden is B, so... Tom Arnold?

ninotchka said...

Matt Damon - always stars in his movies but is not as charismatic as his A list Oceans buddies. He gets his freak on a lot more than people think.

PS said...

I think a-List Luke's last movie was... Legally Blonde? Huh. His agent must be paying Enty for this rating...

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

whoever this is, prob Luke Wilson, this is just sad and no way to live. It's like he has to tell himself, this is fun, this is fun, I'm having fun. Pitiful really.

Kbjorg said...

Keanu Reeves

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