Thursday, January 30, 2014

Blind Item #6

This B list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy who is pretty young, but legal, gave an interview this week. It was for radio. She could never have made it through a television one. She was wasted and kept spilling out of her dress. Apparently she chose to go braless for the interview and at some point just gave up trying to get her breasts to stay in place.

31 comments:

Kristin said...

Sarah Hyland is doing promo work for Vampire Academy.

texas rose said...

Sarah Hyland - she like to party.

Renoblondee said...

^That's who I was thinking.

Harry Knuckles said...

Sarah's not all that young, she's 23. This sounds like someone who's 17 or 18. Someone who needs to be my girlfriend.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Harry Knuckles: It's got to be 18+.

Enty thinks "legal" starts at 18 everywhere in the world, and any human female under 18 is 6.

texas rose said...

I know you like your chicks in the teens Harry but 23 not old:)

LottaColada said...

Sarah Hyland made television interviews this well though.

Count Jerkula said...

Hyland is 23? Did she get her AARP card yet?

Maybe if I saw her tits, it would help, but she does nothing for me.

LottaColada said...

Week*

Sugar said...

I saw an ad for Vampire Academy last night and I must go see it. Totally up my alley, she said ashamedly.

Harry Knuckles said...
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Renoblondee said...

My 17 year old daughter was squeeing over that ad last night @Sugar. She's read all the books.

JSierra said...

Sarah has all sorts of health issues, she doesn't strike me as the type to jeopardize that getting wasted. And she doesn't exactly have the boobs the be spilling out everywhere

Harry Knuckles said...

JAS, there's actually quite a few States where 17 is legal. Is this a great country or what?

Sprink said...

I don't want this to be Ariel Winter but she turned 16 two days ago and thanks to the handy statutory rape map posted recently, I know that makes her legal in some states.

Harry Knuckles said...

Texas, a girl gets into her 20's and she starts back-sassin' and thinking for herself and the next thing you know she wants to handle her own money. Get 'em young, put 'em in their place and keep 'em there. That's the secret to a happy relationship!

Harry Knuckles said...

I don't know Count, I think she's a cutie. Nice little butt.

Michael H said...

@JSierra, exactly. Musta been one small dress!

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: TESTIFY, MY BRUTHA!


and about the butt, Hells yeah. If they put that on display during Modern Family, I would like the show. They usually keep her in tops that minimize the tits, and I think they may be contractually obligated to only show Vergara's ass.

I could definitely have an enjoyable time NOMing on that tush, among other things. According to BodyMeasurements.org, she is 5'2, so I've been sad that I couldn't fap to her. Thank you for the motivation.

sandybrook said...

Her friend looks better for what can be seen almost looks like they are making out.

Count Jerkula said...

HA! BodyMeasurements.org suggested I might be interested in Selena Gomez's measurements. They were right:

Sarah Hyland is young American actress with attractive measurements. She has slim figure with nice firm curves and flat stomach. Hyland wears 32B bra size ad weights 105 pounds. With only 5’2″, she has really petite figure. Sarah is starring in Modern Family together with Ariel Winter and Christina Hendricks. You might be also interested in measurements of other similar celebs like Selena Gomez and Reese Witherspoon.

Harry Knuckles said...

That's Ashley Tisdale with Sarah sandy, and for what it's worth I get a gay or bi vibe off Ashley so you just never know!!! Better not tell Count though or he'll fap himself into a coma.

The Dude said...

Sarah was at XM studios for an Interview yesterday, saw a photo and caption on ROL.

texas rose said...

Harry - you are indeed a prophet.

Sprink said...

Seriously? I post my first 'first to nail it' ( I think) post and y'all carry on chatting about bodymeasurements.com?

Aaaaargh!! For THIS I popped my cherry? Pfft.

Count Jerkula said...

Sorry Sprink. Winter is too young for me to creep on. I said in the past that I would like to see her at 18 with an adderall addiction, but that will be about the extent of it for me.

Also, it is .org, not .com.

Sprink said...

@Count--I apologise for not having the correct URL for your very important website.

However..I THINK I GOT THE BLIND, DUDE!!! (Doing cartwheels here, people.)

Sprink said...

Yeah, clearly my delight at having a semi-decent guess goes against my previously states feeling that I really, really hope this isn't Ariel Winter.

Get a grip on your priorities, Sprink...

Count Jerkula said...

@Sprink: I understand, but I can't sit here and talk about 16y/o jugs.

Aoife said...

Sarah Hyland has serious health issues. Sadly I think this is Ariel Winter.

littlebeanpole said...

I don't think Sarah Hyland going braless could be considered 'spilling out'!