Friday, January 10, 2014

Blind Item #7

This D list celebrity who would be a nobody on no list f not married to this A list actor has gone through multiple nannies and maids over the past few months and is apparently a tyrant who screams much more often than she talks. The agency she uses says two people quit before lunch on their first day and multiple people have not gone back after the first day.

25 comments:

StewMcG said...

Hilaria

Kristin said...

Hilaria

Runswithscissors said...

Wiiinning, Alec!!! How's that working for ya?
Damn, she's a keeper you got there.

auntliddy said...

Reminds me of a friend if my nieces from college, an exchange student from England. She got a job as a nanny while in college, it seemed very nice. The first day she worked there, the other help was telling her,"get out! As soon as u can!" Family was weird, late night rescue was performed by my niece. Like 1 day later. So i know it happens.

Count Jerkula said...

Alec, yer probably fucked in the pre nup. Just throw one good beating on her, so you have some sort of satisfaction before she splits. No one will care, because they all h8 her more than they h8 you.

chopchop said...

If it hadn't said "actor" I would've guessed Vanessa Bryant. She's a horrible human being.

sandybrook said...

No wonder why Alec goes out sneaking drinks and walking the dawgs Id tie one on too. but that's what you get when you marry 25 or so yrs under your age.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hilaria couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Carol said...

Gotta say with his rotten temper he deserved that " Hilaria" thing.

Turkish Taffy said...

I'm thinking Alec might have been better off with the French stalker.

parissucksliterally said...

Jenna Dewan Tatum.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Blogger!!! *shakes fist* Alec better keep the bearcam recordings if he wants to get custody. He's going to have to do some fancy dancing with his public record of behavior...

MISCH said...

I was thinking Matthew McConaughey's wife but Diarrhea is a good fit

Jennabean said...

Good guess. I'm with Paris mostly because you have some of the funniest captions on the D!

trudi said...

I see Alec found his soulmate.

Harry Knuckles said...

I hope you're wrong about that Sandy. I'm planing on doing exactly that.

NomNom83 said...

Alec Baldwin is an "A-list" actor? Hilaria is a "celebrity"? I know, I know, the ratings are all screwy anymore.

Enty apparently has some insider info on Alec/Hilaria but, I'm leaning Tatum/Dewan for this.

ninotchka said...

Of course Alec Baldwin is A list - and far more deserving of it than half the "A listers" that show up in these blinds. The bitchwife is now a "celebrity" by marriage, I guess.

I don't know anything about Dewan Tatum so I'll go with the bitchwife.

Tina Mallette said...

LOL Turkish Taffy, seriously she would have been easier to handle, at least she adored Alec for being Alec

Its just U said...

One infant and no job and bitch needs nannies and maids!!
Some people don't know they're born.

NaughtyNurse said...

She's so zen.

parissucksliterally said...

Thanks, Jennabean!!!

FitwithLizzie said...

I was thinking Walberg's wife. They have a lot of kids and Enty recently posted a pic of them where she displayed massive bitch face asking "Why is she married to him again?"

On the other hand, I have no idea if he's A list. Everyone knows him and his movies seem to do well, even the silly ones.

FlirtyChick74 said...

LOL - and to know Hilaria was a yoga instructor!

Aoife said...

Even I knew this is Hilaria. What the hell was Baldwin thinking? Hooking up is one thing but marriage? I guess it was all those yoga poses she would do for him.