Friday, January 03, 2014

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actress who owes it all to a franchise rather than actual acting talent better be VERY careful. That woman she thinks she can trust with the big secret was in West Hollywood last night buying shots for people and using a credit card she says the actress gave her. She then started talking about their sex life together.

38 comments:

Rach Around said...

Fistin Stewart.

FSP said...

Aww, I hope the actress has a good APR on her credit card.

texas rose said...

yes Rach I think you got it.

Count Jerkula said...

imagine how pissy she will look after she hears this?

laura ramona said...

So Stewart..

Seven of Eleven said...

@FSP, <3

Violet said...

But that's really no big secret is it?

Flashy Vic said...

@Count, like a camel licking piss off a nettle.
But how would we tell?

Peggy Too said...

+1

Sugar said...

Shazbot!

sandybrook said...

I think this is Rach's very first one at the top of the BI commentators and she got it right!

Sherry said...

Okay so Kristin never got drunk with her girl and noticed she loved to run her mouth? Funny!

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Flashy Vic. Kristin's love for the ladies is about as big a secret as her grumpy cat face.

Juliet and I said...

emma watson

Renoblondee said...

Hehe

discoflux said...

Is this the kinder, gentler FSP of 2014?

sandybrook said...

Pleez be careful how we spell KRISTEN!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Count - So exactly the way she looks when she's happy, smiling, angry, asleep, and set on fire?

Rach Around said...

The rubber fist and the tub of lube she carries in her truck were the dead giveaway.

Rach Around said...

@Count: she doesn't have the acting range to look any more pissy than usual.

Rach Around said...

Ha ha Sherry! *high five* perhaps she's a bottom?

Rach Around said...

@sandybrook: that sounds a bit like "clap clap for the handicap" but I'll take it! X

FSP said...

Aww disco, thanks for noticing!

Star said...

That would be Kristen's "roommate" Allanah or however you spell her name.

Eric said...

Wouldn't coming out be the most interesting, career-boosting thing she could do? It's not like she's going to be getting roles in the future based on her acting abilities.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

It really is incredible, just how bad of an actress Kristin Stewart is.

I sat through the Twilight movie where she married that vampire dude. Now, when most women look into the eyes of their groom on wedding day, there's love and a deep happiness. (Unless they're marrying for money, LOL. But even then, they have the same expression when they look at their engagement boulder.)

Her character had the expression you see when you're talking to your sibling who just flew in from Denver, because this is the third time this month Mom has been in hospital, and you're all trying to keep her house from being foreclosed due to rising medical bills.

Which is still a better love story that Twilight...

ninotchka said...

I've only ever seen her in that godawful Snow White thing and in pap shots.

When she does interviews, is she as sullen and stupid as she looks?

Jeri said...

She's been hanging with the girls & smiling quite a bit recently. Maybe she's tired of hiding.

Alexa Rose said...

Supposed to be Kristen Stewart. She looks really happy lately. Maybe Kristen wants to be outed or she and her girlfriend are tired of hiding their relationship?

Kristin said...

@Sherry no I never noticed. Normally when @Sugar drinks she acts like a total lady. Way to sell me out, Sugar!

Kristin said...

@7/11 I prefer to call it my "resting bitch face." You all are going hard on me today.

Kristin said...

Thanks, Uncle Sandy. This is obviously not about me Sugar knows she doesn't need to steal my credit card, I have a personal account at Olive Garden she can use anytime.

Besides, our love is pure and true.

Count Jerkula said...

I wish chicks would stop going to Olive Garden. There much be some other establishment you can get soup, salad and breadsticks in. The rest of their food is so terrible, they have had to invent an Italian burger.

di butler said...

Maybe a little labia love will make KStew finally a happy person.

Count Jerkula said...

KStew brightens up when she sees something she likes. You can almost hear her panties dampen in this gif.

SFW

Renoblondee said...

@Count I fucking hate Olive Garden!

A said...

some lunatic on GC is bragging about sending this to Enty and getting it published. Its always good to know how "credible" CDAN's BIs are *eyeroll*. Anyway I didn't know so many peeps here had a lesbian crush on Kstew LMAO.

Aoife said...

What's GC?