Friday, January 17, 2014

Blind Item #8

This foreign born former B+ list singer/celebrity who is now a B-/C+ thanks to her lengthy absence away from music is not likely to be invited back to this event by the host. Our singer was drunk and talking loudly during the event and was taking photos with her cell phone and just being an obnoxious pain. She then insulted a guy next to her and asked him how big his d**k was and that even though she is married it has been a long time since she had a d**k and did this all during the event.

20 comments:

libby said...

I hope not Lily Allen.

VIPblonde said...

Lily Allen / Louis Vuitton fashion show

Mark B said...

Lily Allen was the first one that came to mind.

Barton Fink said...

Yeah, I can see her being far from dick.

FlirtyChick74 said...

This is what happens when you don't do any maintenance. If her husband doesn't like her any more then they should split up. Save each other the headache.

hothotheat said...

Celine Dion. It's always the last person you'd suspect.

Violet said...

It probably is Lily but she has just had a big hit in the UK so is back in the trade so to speak.

SecretTorture said...

This grosses me out because she notoriously commented on how large her little brother's penis is and how she used to see it every morning.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Secret Torture, seriously? That's nasty.

Holy crap, GoT fans, that's a game changer. Theon Greyjoy is played by Lily Allen's brother Alfie. {shudder}

T. E. Cuz said...

what? lily just had a kid.... shes gotten some functioning dick lately

Stepforded said...

Definitely Lily Allen - she's been burning bridges a lot of late, insulting her peers and biting the hand that fed her.

If you want to stay in the game, keep working - don't drop out, because times (and followings) change.

Sprink said...

Well, no pressure there, then. Honestly, it's as though the general public outright ASKING every talent/entertainer to give their souls over. Gotta stay current, gotta stay 'relevant' (I loathe that idea), gotta gotta gotta give the masses what they want.

Poo on that, I say.

L said...

It's ok Seven, all taken care of... Theon's dick was cut off last season, so we are golden again :P

AppleThief4Elliot said...

To be different, Alanis Morissette.

teresa crane said...

Aww Lily WTH

I think Alanis is a little too mild mannered these days - she's a crunchy granola mom :)

Seven of Eleven said...

L@L, but are we sure?

I still hope they make Theon Greyjoy's TV role different from his book role.

Allison said...

i thought it was avril lavigne because she just generally seems like an a-hole

Mark B said...

Avril would probably fit as well. She does certainly have a reputation for being an ass.

di butler said...

For shame, Lily Allen! I genuinely like you.
Avril hasn't really been away. She had sorta hit videos in 2011 and early 2012, then new music in 2013. Is that time really a big enough gap? Y'all remember the old days when it might be 3-4 yrs in between acts releasing new music? Rihanna and One Direction, for example, put out about 2 completely new albums a yr now. It's crazy.

versace buckles said...

You are allowed to talk at a fashion show. I call bullshit on the part that says she is never invited back. She was only invited to be a shiny bauble in the audience and all that matters is if she shows up and powers-that-be think her association with the brand has synergy.