Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Blind Item #8

This personal pap to this A list reality family makes a ton of money but it comes at a cost. He has to sleep with the person in charge and she collects frequently. I really hope the money is good or he can close his eyes and go to his happy place.

43 comments:

Im just sayin said...

PMK

VIPblonde said...

That Mama June sure is a freak ;)

texas rose said...

Do the Kartrashians have a cute boy toy around?

onenicemonster said...

LOL @VIP

Molita said...

Nasty Kris Jenner. Ew.

Im just sayin said...

Whoa wtf?! I seriously posted an answer first! Not saying it's right, but hot damn!

Sophie Helene said...

I was also thinking PMK. Although she is a despicable character, she is not physically repulsive. I am sure boytoy is ok with "paying up".

jane3113 said...

NOOOOOOOO!!!! so gross

Spiffypaws said...

I'm assuming he also has to fake his orgasms

Kristin said...

Lady Bruce

Seven of Eleven said...

@Spiffypaws

Derek Harvey said...

haha Kristin! you beat me to it...

Spiffypaws said...


@7 Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

Basil said...

She is hardly unattractive, so I doubt much faking has to go on on his end. So to speak.

Its just U said...

As long as she just shuts the fuck up I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing PMK.
Having to listen to her would be a dealbreaker.

Stepforded said...

I don't know who it is, but don't believe it's meant to be the Kartrashians - as others have said above, she's hardly repulsive (well, looks-wise anyway)

Stepforded said...

I don't know who it is, but don't believe it's meant to be the Kartrashians - as others have said above, she's hardly repulsive (well, looks-wise anyway)

sandybrook said...

If PMK was making me sleep with her for her publicity i'd quadruple my price :(

Carol said...

who is PMK

Carol said...

who is PMK

Olivia said...

Sarah Palin

L00ny biNs said...

PMK = Pimp Mama Kardashian?

tennis peach said...

Kris Jenner - She is UNBELIEVABLE!!! No wonder her daughters are nasty whores - she sets the example.

Carol said...

oh......... never heard her called that but it fits

sandybrook said...

I think she was christened PMK by the immortal Michael K at D-Listed and once upon a time here too as a commenter (I think).

Harry Knuckles said...

Yes she is Sophie.

Harry Knuckles said...

I just can't believe so many of you find PMK attractive. Not withstanding what an asshole she is, she is just physically repulsive to me. And believe me when I tell you I have very low standards when it comes to fuck holes.

nurysp said...

kris jenner getting broke off lmfao!

Its just U said...

@Harry attractive is a hell of a long way off from repulsive.
Face down, ass up, pillow firmly in the gob. I'm sure a parasitic pap wouldn't mind.

Jewels Harper said...

@VIP owes me a new ipad. Did y'all know they're not coffee proof?

Wen said...

PMK is far from attractive. In fact, she should be force to wear a bag over her head. Society does not need to be subject to her hideously deformed face.

ozzyinch said...

Pimp Mama Kris

Jack Camp said...

Pmk probably directs every move she is so controlling. Well on second thought and taking Bruce into consideration, she probably straps it on. Nothing against Bruce.

Harry Knuckles said...

First off U, what is a "gob"? Second, you're getting me all hot (I think. Maybe I better wait on that until I find out what a gob is). And third ..... I have no third. What's a gob? Can I see yours?

ninotchka said...

Oh the poor man... it's a fate worse than death. At least in death you can keep your eyes closed.

"Gob" is mouth in Brit-speak.

bellaluna said...

Pimp Mama Kris

bellaluna said...

Tori

Its just U said...

@Harry a gob is a mouth. Gobble gobble....

Aoife said...

PMK.

Aoife said...

PMK.

Lila said...

Tori Spelling

Grey Locke said...

Pete Souza

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