Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 4, 2013

"She (A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee) once put on a wig and wanted to roleplay. She dressed as she imagined a hooker would dress and then wanted me to pick her up at the bar in the hotel where we were staying. I went down to the bar and everyone was staring at her because it was obvious who she was and people were laughing and taking photos. I felt bad for her, but she didn't know they were laughing at her, so when I tried to call the whole thing off she started screaming at me in the bar and slapped my face and said she was getting another room. When I tried to go to find out what room she was in later, I found out she had not checked into a room. Later I found out she wanted an excuse to leave the hotel because she was cheating on me with a couple of other guys and promised them she would see them that night. I guess she went from one to the next and I didn't see her for two days." This will be revealed.

Gwyneth Paltrow

42 comments:

MISCH said...

Shit

Meatros said...

I imagine that negotiating the price with her would have been a special kind of Hell...

sandybrook said...

GOOP and her PR people may be the only ppl in the world who think shes hot and sexy. Who's speaking here any guesses?

crila16 said...

What??? I would never have guessed her (also, because she's not an A+ actress).

I thought this was the Jolie. I didn't realize Gwyneth was also a crazy wh*re. Too funny.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I'm guessing Affleck

ktmonster said...

Brad Pitt for the boyfriend?

T. E. Cuz said...

maybe brad pitt narrating a story from back in the day... i dont think present gwyneth would do this.

why are people so weird? just shag.

TinselSass said...

Ah, just one example of what Vanity Fair decided not to report...

crila16 said...

I was wondering who was speaking to. It would have to be Brad or Ben I would think.

FolyHuck said...

Ha. I love this.

FolyHuck said...

Ha. I love this.

sandybrook said...

Ha Bacon Ranch thinks GOOP is hot and sexy becuz shes the only one who said GOOP.

Seven of Eleven said...

Pepper Potts would never!

katydid said...

I would guess the guy speaking is Luke Wilson.

sandybrook said...

Ben sounds likely to be a guy with loose lips. Get him at a table with a deck of cards and a bottle of anything.

Erin B said...

@T. E. Cuz - Never a truer statement uttered: just shag.

crila16 said...

I like the Luke Wilson guess actually. The Wilson brothers both seem like talkers. I don't think Brad would go there. Ben I don't think would either. Luke only dated her briefly.

T. E. Cuz said...

seriously, i dont understand all this playing around and games. hollywood is really mental.

this blind reminds me of the miley blind about her being jokingly pimped by snoop. so weird.

fancyscreenname said...

Paltrow/affleck

Susan said...

Wait. What? This blind seems like bs.

Jessi said...

What?!?! That dirty Whore!!! Love it!!

The Real Dragon said...

Damn Goop. I love her more.

Uhhhh... said...

Pictures or it never happened.

laura ramona said...

Yeeeeees! I love this reveal! god bless you Enty! She is not so boring after all.. haha

kelli_girl said...

We'll, I didn't see THAT coming!

aemish said...

I'm going with Crila's logic.. I like the Ben card table scenario too but would rinkydink Goop actually cheat on or slap Ben or Brad in the face? I could totally see her walking all over Luke though :/

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FlirtyChick74 said...

+1

Renoblondee said...

Why do people think the icy ones like her and Nic don't like sex? The icy ones like it best! It's just plain stupid to think Goop doesn't like sex.

Sherry said...

A joke for the Count. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore does it with everyone, a bitch does it with everyone except YOU.

Simon said...

I thought brad because wasn't it pretty known she was cheating on him?

Evelyn Apricots said...

Ha! It was probably Chris Martin. A few weeks ago there was a post about Chris telling friends that GP was freaky in the sheets.

NomNom83 said...

This... doesn't make sense. Am I missing something? She wanted to role play except she also wanted to go meet her other lovers? All in the same night?

Sort of an ambitious schedule she set for herself, no?

caroline david said...

Where are the pics?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: First time my ex said, "You'll probably think I'm a bitch, but..." I used that joke on her. She got pissed. I laughed.

Olive said...

It's sad how much I wanted that article to happen.

texas rose said...

My thoughts also NomNom83. Looking for an excuse to leave hotel so set up call girl fantasy? Maybe in his retelling of story he is trying to make you look even worse so threw in the part about looking for excuse to leave and cheating with acouple of other guys. If story is true then real story is probably just that after she got pissed she probably just called one of the other guys she was fucking and headed over to his house.

Runswithscissors said...

Seems like a smearing campaign, other blinds about her exes indicate she was boring in the bedroom.
Maybe it's not smearing, maybe placed to make belied she is an insatiable lioness in the bedroom "roar, grrr"
Whether it's true or not, it is both stupid and funny.
Agree with nomnom, seems so far fetched.

ninotchka said...

Pitt. He's always had the best options and worst taste in women in Hollywood.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow. Crazy much?

shenaynayjenkins said...

I waited on her when she was in a wig with a man that was not Chris Martin, next door to the Mercer Hotel in 2004...it was awkward

TLP said...

The only thing that makes me think this is fairly current, as in the last 10 years, is that the idea that everyone has a phone isn't terribly old. Maybe 8-12 years has been the timeline for camera phone ubiquity.