Sunday, January 12, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 22, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor was making out and groping some woman in a corner of a Vegas hotel the other night. The woman looked scarily similar to the actor's sister. So much so, that the person who spotted the actor had to do a double take because he thought something really juicy was going on. Well, the pair are close, so it would make sense he would find someone who looks like her. Just as long as he is not calling her sis in bed or something.

Joaquin Phoenix

29 comments:

Violet said...

So he was making out with someone who wasn't his sister? No story here. Move along people.

Stepforded said...

Given that women often marry men who remind them of their fathers, I wouldn't be surprised if siblings found people who looked like their own, attractive too. Not speaking from personal experience here. But he hasn't done anything wrong.

Bacon Ranch said...

An ex and I looked like brother and sister. We liked to make out in fast food places to freak people out.
We were fancy like that.

RIP River. Much better actor than Leaf.

auntliddy said...

Creepy, but no surprise, they are all messed up from bizarre upbringing.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, man. Brace yourselves, people, for the pro-incest folks...

Seven of Eleven said...

@Rhysie, please no! I'm still on my first cup of coffee!

I still think that loon was trying to make a point that gay marriage is a gateway drug to incest marriage. Uh-huh.

Meanie Rhysie said...

There, there, dearie. You've been warned, so it'll be alright.

o.0

jane3113 said...

I don't know what kind of actor River would be today but Joaquin is pretty amazing.

This blind is weird because I'm sure that I would recognize a female Phoenix if she walked into my apartment.

Bacon Ranch said...

Obviously I can't prove this, but imagine River as Jack Dawson.
Leo owes his freakin' career to that kid

Bacon Ranch said...

Also I don't get where Joaquin is a good actor?
He played a jerk, won an award.
Tricked everyone into thinking he was going to retire.

Sure is a prize all right.

Violet said...

Oh, that's a bit harsh on Leo.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, I do think Joaquin's a good actor. He owned the Johnny Cash role and was terrific in The Master and Signs. That retirement/rap star stunt was pretty stupid, though.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@BaƧonranch, did you see see that cop horror he co produced and acted in with Donnie Wahlberg? I have seen some bad movies but Christ, they trotted out Every cliche and constantly changed the storyline to get them all in...
The rumor mill was running strong on the drug use and how Joaquin was about to kick
Terrible movie...

msgirl said...

I also think he's a very good actor. Aside from the 2 that Seven listed, he's great in Gladiator and Signs.

Tina Mallette said...

Men are often attracted to women who look like their mother or the exact opposite, same with women, and so long as they aren't your mother or father it's all good.

He is a good actor I agree 7-11 he is just a very odd guy but he was raised in a very odd family so it is no surprise.

NaughtyNurse said...

I really love Joaquin in everything I've seen him in. Odd guy, for sure, but seriously talented.

Bunni said...

I liked Joaquin in Inventing the Abbotts & Gladiator.

Bunni said...

I liked Joaquin in Inventing the Abbotts & Gladiator.

Count Jerkula said...

His best movie was 8MM. I still think that movie was only made so the major players could do "research", but at least I got a hero out of it. Long live Machine.

JSierra said...

Don't judge me but I've always loved Signs. I fell in love with Joaqiun in that movie.

Alexa Rose said...

I have always liked Joaquin myself. Walk the Line is my favorites. And I know it has been said, but maybe the sister looks like the mom and men sometimes go for women who look like their moms. Also, not sure what the sister looks like, but you could basically say anyone with the same coloring looks like someone else.

Sherry said...

Yeah well it wasn't his sister though was.it?

Massive G said...

He fucks his sister too.

Harlow17 said...

isn't it between him and colin farrel as top guesses for the blind about the actor actually being in a relationship with his sister and his family is cool with it?

AKM said...

Is this Enty trying to tell us that Joaquin and Rain -- do I have the right sister? -- are the answer to that blind about the brother and sister who had been having a long-term incestuous affair? Can someone find that one? I didn't imagine that, right?

AKM said...

Jinx! Buy me a Coke!

Harlow17 said...

my thoughts exactly!

Cee Kay said...

I would like to hear from some pro-incet folks. Seriously. I reeeeeally want to know your thought process here.

crila16 said...

Yeah...but this was a BV wasn't it? The brother and sister were hooking up, the parents knew and no one said anything. His sister is the love of his life...literally.

The most popular guess was Joaquin and his sister.