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Blind Items Revealed

August 23, 2013

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.

#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.

Robert Pattinson

26 comments:

LottaColada said...

I thought we were revealed this already?

Seven of Eleven said...

Why not?

Poni-Tayl said...

Ewwww

Nosy_Canuck said...

He's making some interesting choices. Wasn't Kimora a previous reveal as well?

Bacon Ranch said...

Okay, according to the Enterns who HASN'T had sex with Paris?

Hell, I had to check my calendar.

VIPblonde said...

@Lotta You're thinking of this one :)

Seven of Eleven said...

Thank you, VIP! The best comment in there:

Catherine: RPatz and Lilo? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firecrotch....

Its just U said...

There is nothing even slightly crazy about that hook up. I'd be more shocked if they hadn't swapped stickies.

Sherry said...

Isn't Pattinson also a big man Ho? Supposedly.almost as bad as Butler.

LottaColada said...

@VIP, yup that's the one!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I think Paris is a rite of passage. You're nobody til you have exited safely from the tunnel of sexual disease without repercussion. You get a share of GlaxoSmithKline (producers of Valtrex) if you take a hit.. He already got off scotfree:-D

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh. Ew. Yuck.

sandybrook said...

So he doesn't take showers and has STD's too sounds like a great catch for any girl. And Kristen goes back to him occasionally hope she got her mouth rinsed out afterwards.

Runswithscissors said...

Well... He looks like he hardly ever showers and high on pot all the time, her fame in the bed and for scoring too drugs precedes her, it's not surprising nor an odd pairing.
I did almost throw up when I read it, although, any reference to her trysts makes me nauseous.

Raindrops-on-Roses said...

Why do all these guys sleep w/ her? I don't get the appeal. Yeah, she supposedly has the best drugs, but do guys really sleep w/ girl (alleged) drug dealers? Hey, it's his peen. :)

Jazzy said...

Sleep with Wonky, but turn down Cameron Diaz? Really?!

Renoblondee said...

Another ewww.

Alexa Rose said...

Gross. Isn't he a well known man whore?

Alexa Rose said...

Also, aren't there big rumors that he hooked up with Lohan? Even grosser.

Harlow17 said...

i think we all guessed this one in the larger blind about him a yr or two ago about all the woman he had been with

Melissa said...

I don't believe this one.

cat said...

And people call Kristen Stewart names. Robert cheated on her numerous times. All the pictures of him in clubs and bars with other women, while with Kristen. Rob is nasty. I don't blame her for maybe getting some childish pay back. He humiliated her privately, she did it more publically.

cowbulls said...

The same as with Lohan, Paris was very attractive in her youth. You can't blame a guy for doing a sexy chick and then she turns out to be a nut job. That's like giving a guy crap for having sex with his homecoming queen when they show up at a reunion 20 years later and she's a whale.

Aoife said...

I'm sorry but EWWWWWW!!!!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Nah, man, Paris has always been a person of C U Next Tuesdayness. It's not so much finding out 20 years on that she's a whale, it's more like finding out 20 seconds later she's a shark, and she just bit the heads off half the decorating committee for no reason.

I can't imagine a condom strong enough. Not even the visiting people in prison, standing behind a glass wall and using a telephone would be enough!

crila16 said...

Like Lainey said...anything the ebola touches...it turns to SH-T.