Saturday, January 25, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 2, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actress who was also A+ list on television apparently had a little accident while having sex this past week. I knew her boyfriend liked it rough and so does she but things must have been more crazy than usual. Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw. This is the inference from knowledge she likes it rough and the boyfriend running into a hardware store in a pair of shorts and no shirt and asking if the saw will cut handcuffs. Any other idea what it could have been?

Jennifer Aniston

41 comments:

LottaColada said...

Handcuffs = rough??? This enty is funny.

Alexis said...

Not really that kinky. But also kindve unbelievable. Wouldn't they of sent an assistant or called a locksmith. Or you know he could've put on pants

Violet said...

A+ for movies? You're having a laugh aren't you?

sandybrook said...

The most unbelievable part of this is Entybot promoting her to A+ mostly movie actress snd A+ on Tv too.

steph said...

A+ in terms of name recognition only when it comes to movies.

There, corrected it for you, Enty.

Alexis said...

And A+? Didn't he have her as a C+ movie actress with A list name recognition. I love Jennifer but A list movie actress she is not.

sandybrook said...

Ok Entybot fess up with the real answer for this blind. :(

Seven of Eleven said...

It's been known to happen (probably NSFW), but come on, a fool who misplaces the key shouldn't be invited back.

Derek Harvey said...

see when you think about it most of these people are products of real nepotism. Jens dad was a famous soap opera actor!

Cecilia00 said...

Why wouldn't she be able to simply get dressed, go to the local hardware store and simply buy a saw, no one knowing it's intended purpose - without him rushing in half dressed? Something doesn't make sense here...

Sophie Helene said...

Also call BS. So among all the things the rich and famous keep in their house, with all the friends they have, there was no other way of cutting the nadcuffs?

Sophie Helene said...

*handcuffs* Although nadcuffs would have made the story more interesting.

B626 said...

This is a planted blind to make boring Jen seem exciting. Ain't nobody got time for that!

S said...

Nah. Don't believe it. Aniston an A+ *cough* actress? Never.

Hammer_Girl said...

Oh come on you guys, don't y'all know Leprechaun was the best movie ever made?
;)

Poni-Tayl said...

The old Anniston/Mayer thing makes much more sense now.

The Real Dragon said...

@lotta +1 boo

Ava Verhaal said...

Finally a blind item about Jennifer Aniston.

So many BI about Angelina Jolie, I was starting to think you were on Huvane payroll.

sky said...

Yeah, more fiction. ~yawn~

selenakyle said...

A publicity stunt?

Alita said...

Publicity stunt, @selenakyle? Well, at least she didn't sit on a bench, sobbing, and hand off her ...

... never mind.

Alita said...

Hehehe. Nadcuffs.

Best autocorrect I've seen recently, Sophie Helene - lol!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Where might I find these 'nadcuffs'? I am really interested in purchasing some.

Best.Autocorrect.Ever!!!!!!

Alexa Rose said...

I would say she is A list movie-wise because she is so famous and has been in some big movies, even if it was ensemble. As for the blind, eh, I am surprised they were still together then.

auntliddy said...

Who knows, but go Jen!!!!!!!

BitterBlondin said...

Riiight, and no one said anything since October? Everyone knows he's dating Jennifer.

Scallywag said...

Sex play handcuffs usually come with multiple keys and have a release button.

teresa crane said...

Anyone else wondering why we haven't seen any really recent photos of Jen and Justin in awhile? I have a feeling all is not well in paradise. And while I don't hate JA I really wasn't keen on the fact that she hooked up with Justin while he was still in a relationship.

And Justin could have at least put a shirt on. Gross. He's too skinny and pasty IMHO.

rosie riveter said...

Whoa. How edgy

Tru Leigh said...

Should have check out the youtube video on how to open handcuffs with a bobby pin.

epiphany said...

This is a PR stunt floated by her evil genius publicist, Stephen Huvane. Aniston is too boring for words, so the PR team comes up with this kind of BS.
And no way is this woman A+ for movies.

ninotchka said...

Aniston hasn't been vanilla since before she was Mrs. Pitt. She would know better than to play without a key. Still, none of the drugs or kinks make her the slightest bit interesting.

Glitter said...

A+??? I think not.

Claudea said...

+1000!!

Kimba said...

Don't believe any of it.

cowbulls said...

This reeks of a planted story by the Aniston PR team. She is desperate for attention.
Jennifer has always used sex as a business tool. The stories of her trading sexual favors for extra lines or better jokes during "Friends" were detailed in a lawsuit filed by one of the writers. The all access and willing to do anything but with ZERO passion or enthusiasm has been voiced by many of her very long list of former male sexual partners.
If even any part of this story is true, Justin was probably close to the breaking point and Jennifer figured she would revert to her casting couch persona and let him do anything to her.

Unknown said...

@ cowbulls - a writer's assistant filed the suit against the Friends' writers.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/friends-writers-lewd-talk-about-aniston-cox


There's nothing in this lawsuit about fucking for extra lines. In the actual lawsuit, #67, the WA alleges, "Greg Malins would say to Adam Chase about Jennifer Aniston, "You could have fucked her a couple of years ago."

There is other allegations about Adam Chase yapping about how he would like to fuck Aniston.

The WA did not win, but she certainly succeeded in embarrassing her former employers.

PotPourri said...

Like they don't have 5,000 keys laying around to 5,000 pairs of handcuffs.

Tara said...

Is this supposed to make them seem interesting?

Gil said...

I'd lick her! :)

KLM said...

This is such horse shit - Jennifer Aniston is about as exciting as watching paint dry. And how are handcuffs an indicator that you like it rough? So weird.

And thanks to Sophie Helene for the nadcuffs. I seriously snorted from laughing. That is the only thing that could have potentially made this blind interesting. Justin running into a store with nadcuffs on, looking for help. I hate it when nadcuffs get stuck!!!