Blind Items Revealed
October 2, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actress who was also A+ list on television apparently had a little accident while having sex this past week. I knew her boyfriend liked it rough and so does she but things must have been more crazy than usual. Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw. This is the inference from knowledge she likes it rough and the boyfriend running into a hardware store in a pair of shorts and no shirt and asking if the saw will cut handcuffs. Any other idea what it could have been?
Jennifer Aniston
41 comments:
Handcuffs = rough??? This enty is funny.
Not really that kinky. But also kindve unbelievable. Wouldn't they of sent an assistant or called a locksmith. Or you know he could've put on pants
A+ for movies? You're having a laugh aren't you?
The most unbelievable part of this is Entybot promoting her to A+ mostly movie actress snd A+ on Tv too.
A+ in terms of name recognition only when it comes to movies.
There, corrected it for you, Enty.
And A+? Didn't he have her as a C+ movie actress with A list name recognition. I love Jennifer but A list movie actress she is not.
Ok Entybot fess up with the real answer for this blind. :(
It's been known to happen (probably NSFW), but come on, a fool who misplaces the key shouldn't be invited back.
see when you think about it most of these people are products of real nepotism. Jens dad was a famous soap opera actor!
Why wouldn't she be able to simply get dressed, go to the local hardware store and simply buy a saw, no one knowing it's intended purpose - without him rushing in half dressed? Something doesn't make sense here...
Also call BS. So among all the things the rich and famous keep in their house, with all the friends they have, there was no other way of cutting the nadcuffs?
*handcuffs* Although nadcuffs would have made the story more interesting.
This is a planted blind to make boring Jen seem exciting. Ain't nobody got time for that!
Nah. Don't believe it. Aniston an A+ *cough* actress? Never.
Oh come on you guys, don't y'all know Leprechaun was the best movie ever made?
;)
The old Anniston/Mayer thing makes much more sense now.
@lotta +1 boo
Finally a blind item about Jennifer Aniston.
So many BI about Angelina Jolie, I was starting to think you were on Huvane payroll.
Yeah, more fiction. ~yawn~
A publicity stunt?
Publicity stunt, @selenakyle? Well, at least she didn't sit on a bench, sobbing, and hand off her ...
... never mind.
Hehehe. Nadcuffs.
Best autocorrect I've seen recently, Sophie Helene - lol!
Where might I find these 'nadcuffs'? I am really interested in purchasing some.
Best.Autocorrect.Ever!!!!!!
I would say she is A list movie-wise because she is so famous and has been in some big movies, even if it was ensemble. As for the blind, eh, I am surprised they were still together then.
Who knows, but go Jen!!!!!!!
Riiight, and no one said anything since October? Everyone knows he's dating Jennifer.
Sex play handcuffs usually come with multiple keys and have a release button.
Anyone else wondering why we haven't seen any really recent photos of Jen and Justin in awhile? I have a feeling all is not well in paradise. And while I don't hate JA I really wasn't keen on the fact that she hooked up with Justin while he was still in a relationship.
And Justin could have at least put a shirt on. Gross. He's too skinny and pasty IMHO.
Whoa. How edgy
Should have check out the youtube video on how to open handcuffs with a bobby pin.
This is a PR stunt floated by her evil genius publicist, Stephen Huvane. Aniston is too boring for words, so the PR team comes up with this kind of BS.
And no way is this woman A+ for movies.
Aniston hasn't been vanilla since before she was Mrs. Pitt. She would know better than to play without a key. Still, none of the drugs or kinks make her the slightest bit interesting.
A+??? I think not.
+1000!!
Don't believe any of it.
This reeks of a planted story by the Aniston PR team. She is desperate for attention.
Jennifer has always used sex as a business tool. The stories of her trading sexual favors for extra lines or better jokes during "Friends" were detailed in a lawsuit filed by one of the writers. The all access and willing to do anything but with ZERO passion or enthusiasm has been voiced by many of her very long list of former male sexual partners.
If even any part of this story is true, Justin was probably close to the breaking point and Jennifer figured she would revert to her casting couch persona and let him do anything to her.
@ cowbulls - a writer's assistant filed the suit against the Friends' writers.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/friends-writers-lewd-talk-about-aniston-cox
There's nothing in this lawsuit about fucking for extra lines. In the actual lawsuit, #67, the WA alleges, "Greg Malins would say to Adam Chase about Jennifer Aniston, "You could have fucked her a couple of years ago."
There is other allegations about Adam Chase yapping about how he would like to fuck Aniston.
The WA did not win, but she certainly succeeded in embarrassing her former employers.
Like they don't have 5,000 keys laying around to 5,000 pairs of handcuffs.
Is this supposed to make them seem interesting?
I'd lick her! :)
This is such horse shit - Jennifer Aniston is about as exciting as watching paint dry. And how are handcuffs an indicator that you like it rough? So weird.
And thanks to Sophie Helene for the nadcuffs. I seriously snorted from laughing. That is the only thing that could have potentially made this blind interesting. Justin running into a store with nadcuffs on, looking for help. I hate it when nadcuffs get stuck!!!
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