Thursday, January 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 11, 2013

This B list mostly movie actress (#1) and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2) to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband. For the first time I can remember the husband turned it down. He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.

Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling/Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake

41 comments:

Tara said...

Justin's logic maikes no sense.

Violet said...

Why can't the #s match up to the chronology of the names in the reveal. It would make my head spin less for what should be a fairly simple reveal.

FSP said...

He turned it down because of her smelly lady parts.

Count Jerkula said...

Who is Beil's ex who would have jumped all over it.

That Beil is a good time. I'd like to go out with her picking up broads to share.

Michael H said...

Yeah, nice numbering system there. Couldn't spring for #s 3 and 4?

sandybrook said...

Hold on Ryan had a thing for BritBrit and wants to screw around with Justin? You sure you have the facts correct?

FSP said...

@Count - the Herp himself, Derek Jeter

saycheese said...

is Chris Evans the ex that would have gone for the threesome with Eva?

Renoblondee said...

I'm so cornfused about who's who too.

MISCH said...

they all have the hero at this point…

Tori said...

All I learned from this reveal is that I haven't had enough caffeine to figure out who's who.

LottaColada said...

Hold up, let's leave Derek out of this!

auntliddy said...

Agree with Tori. Too confusing!

Rosso said...

Well #2 has to be Biel coz she's the only one with a husband. So JT turned down a threesome with Biel & Mendes so as to not ruin Biel's career? That makes no sense in terms of reasoning.

aemish said...

hurrh?

kelli_girl said...

It seems like there's too many # 2s in this ......

Kels said...

So they all have herpes now? Cool.

Star said...

Biel dated Jared Butler for a hot minute too

JoElla said...

maybe the blind is saying that JT really wanted to be Brit Brit and Eva turned this down, because she didn't want Ryan Gosling's image to take a hit?

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Lotta!

The only thing I find interesting about this is that in the original BI, @AwesomeVIP linked to Hemsworth butt. Which I stared at. For too long.

Amy said...

From the way I read it, Eva accepted an offer from Jessica to be in a three-way but Justin turned it down, saying it would ruin Jessica's career. (Setting aside publicity questions, does Eva and/or Ryan have a track record of jealousy and/or personal vendettas and ruining careers of people they've slept with? Maybe the whole Ryan had a crush on Britney thing comes into play, given that Justin used to date her?)

Stepforded said...

Translation -
Eva had a thing for Brit-Brit
The offer came from Jessica
Justin turned it down because he didn't want to ruin Jessica's career
Enty thinks Ryan would have been very keen on the - ahem - proposition

Stepforded said...

Wouldn't it be cool if Enty used Visio to explain Blinds? Little shapes with arrows would be much easier to decipher ...

rajahcat said...

so I'm reading this as Ryan would have jumped all over the threesome as being part of it as a foursome

or

just to watch

confusing

The Real Dragon said...

Justin. Turned it down because he wanted Justin for himself.

The Real Dragon said...

I meant Ryan for himself

rajahcat said...

I think you were right the first time-Justin wanted Justin for himself....:)

Sprink said...

Yes. It's too much shit.

Count Jerkula said...

@FSP: #1) I forgot about that. Thanks

#2) Dontchu bad mouth the Captain. There were no rumors of Valtrex being in the post coitus gift bags.

Bignoise60 said...

Here's how I read it:

Mendes and Gosling, Gosling had a thing for Brit when they were on the Mickey Mouse Club. Biel asked Mendes to join her and Jussy for a 3-way, but Jussy said no because of the career thing (what career?).

I think the "her" in the last two sentences refers to Beil, and "Her ex" who would have jumped at the chance would be Derek Jeter as someone else noted (I didn't know Biel and Jeter were a thing at one point, but I dislike them both and don't follow their shenanigans).

Unknown said...

Biel wants Mendez
Mendez does not want
Biel throws in JT
Mendez wants now

JT said no.

Afraid Mendez runs of with Biel after Biel performs the strapon routine she perfected on JT.

Or knows for sure that Mendez spills the details.

Simple as that.

Unknown said...

the ex jumping in would be derek jeter

Sarah said...

Maybe Justin didn't want to find out whether or not Ryan is better at one more thing, Ryan was as good a singer/dancer as Justin and is a much better actor.
I've always thought Justin's desire to become an actor stemmed from a feeling of competition with Gosling.

anon said...

The most shocking thing about this is that Enty apparently thinks Jessica Biel is "truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2)" - TRULY SPECTACULAR? Biel? She's a piece of wet broccoli.

Count Jerkula said...

The spectacular part (SFW)

Full Range of Motion (SFW)

Sherry said...

Maybe "truly spectacular" is sarcasm. No way does Enty mean Biel unless the spectacular is making everyone believe she's straight.

texas rose said...

Unknown - perfect summation.

Sherry said...

Wait I think Stepforded got it.

This B list mostly movie actress (#1) [Mendez]and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor [Gossling] (who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears -MM Club] once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular [insert eye roll] B- list mostly movie actress (#2)[Biel] to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband [JT].

For the first time I can remember (so where are those blinds about JT and his 3-ways?) the husband turned it down.

He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. [Biel] Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in[Not what she's been in just that she is bland]. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.[Gerard/Jeter?]

Aoife said...

I think Stepforded translated this one correctly. The blind makes absolutely no sense to me otherwise.

lazyday603 said...

The numbers are screwed up. Justin Timberlake is always #2 in blinds because he is such a shit.

Mandika said...

Alright Eva Mendes accepted the threesome offer from Jessica Biel, but Justin Timberlake turned it down. Justin didn't want to ruin Biel's career. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling used to date. Gosling wouldn't have turned down the opportunity.